Dippers POV
Gideon:"Is he ok he looks angry."
Pacifica:"I don't know he does this sometimes."
Me:"You..."
Gideon:"Me?"
Me:"You killed him..."
*There is a look of terror on his face*
Gideon:"K-k-killed w-who?"
Pacifica:"Yeah, killed who?"
Me:"Gideon don't play dumb you know who!"
Gideon:"Oh, the one that shall not be named? I've never killed anyone!"
Bill:"Pine tree he's lieing!"
Me:"LIAR!"
Pacifica:"Ok, sorry man we'll, just go I'm pretty sure Dip doesn't know what he's talking about."
*Pacifica drags me into the Amusement park*
Me:"I changed my mind I don't want to be here anymore..."
Pacifica:"Oh, common Dip let's have fun!"
Me think:(Ug! Can't she just mind her own freaking business and let me brutally hurt Gideon?!)
Bill:"Uh.... Wow what a thought Pine tree..."
Me thinking:(Wait I think I remember how this goes...)
Bill:"How what goes?"
Me thinking:(I hope this works...)
Me:"Rephic llib! Rephic llib! Rephic llib!"
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A/N:Rephic llib is bill Cipher backwards
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Bill:"Heyo!"
Pacifica:"Oh, my goodness the evil dorito is back!"
Me:"Oh, my goodness your right! And I summoned him..."
Pacifica:"Is that what that was all about?"
Me:"Yes."
Pacifica:"But I wanted to have fun not deal with a demon nacho chip!"
Bill:"Oh, I see..."
*Bill disappears*
Me:"Bill? Where did you go?"
Bill:"Back in your mind Pine tree."
Pacifica:"We don't need him lets have fun!"
Me:"Your starting to sound like my sister."
Pacifica:"But your sister is goth now so...."
Me:"For a reason!"
*Pacifica drags me to the farris wheel and we get on one it is yellow*
Pacifica:"And what is that reason?"
Me:"Mmmm...."
*We slowly reach the top she holds my hand*
Pacifica:"Common Dip you can tell me."
*I move my hand to get it away from hers and place it on my lap but she just looks at me*
Me:"I don't like being looked at..."
*She rubs the back of her hand on my face then turns my face twords her I smack her hand away*
Pacifica:"Please."
Me:"Gruncle Stan... He was murdered last year..."
Pacifica:"Oh... I'm so sorry for your loss."
Bills POV
Me thinking:(Oh, great the farris wheel...)
Pacifica:"And what is that reason?"
Dipper:"Mmmm...."
*They slowly reach the top she holds Dippers hand I fill up with anger and jealousy*
Me thinking:(GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HIM!)
Pacifica:"Common Dip you can tell me."
*Dipper moves his hand to get it away from hers and places it on his lap but she just looks at him*
Dipper:"I don't like being looked at..."
*She rubs the back of her hand on his face then turns Dippers face twords her he smacks her hand away*
Me thinking:(YES!)
Pacifica:"Please."
Me:"Gruncle Stan... He was murdered last year..."
Pacifica:"Oh... I'm so sorry for your loss."
Me:"Suck up... Oops did I say that out loud?"
The mind:"Yes you did."
Me:"Oh... Uhhh bye!"
*I run to my room*
Pacifica:"Listen Dip I have something to tell you."
*They finally reach the top and the ride stops*
Bill:"Why did it stop? Is the world ending without me?!"
The mind:"No Bill it's just how the ride works."
Me:"Ooooh! Ok..."
Dipper:"What is it?"
Pacifica:"I-I Um... I li-"
*I take over Pine trees body*
Me:"Spit it out."
*Pacifica is blushing*
Pacifica:"I like you Dipper Pines!"
Me:"Well, la- Pacifica I-"
Pacifica:"Yes?"
Me:"I..."
Dipper:"DON'T SAY ANYTHING I WOULDN'T!"
Me:"I am intrigued by this bu-"
*Pacifica kisses me and my eyes widen I push her off and feel like I'm going to throw up*
Pacifica:"S-sorry!"
Me:"You didn't let me finish..." *I sigh*
"Pacifica I'm gay..."
Pacifica:"Oh..."
Me:"That's why you shouldn't go around kissing guys."
Pacifica:"But I don't. I only kissed you you where my first kiss... Whatever happened between us... That you don't want to be together anymore?"
*My eyes widen to this*
Me thinking:(Wait were her in Pine tree in a relationship?!)
*We finally reach the bottom I get out quickly*
Pacifica:"Whats your hurry?"
Me:"I..."
*I run to the shack*
Dipper:"Bill I'm not gay."
Me:"Yeah, I know."
Dipper:"Then why did you say I was gay?"
Me:"I never said you were gay I said I am gay it's a big difference."
Dipper:"But your in my body so it made it sound like I'm gay."
*I stop running*
Me:"And what's wrong with being gay?"
Me:"Nothing!"
*I gasp*
Me:"Are you a homophobe cuz if so we can not be friends."
Dipper:"No I'm not a homophobe... Actually I'm apart of the LGBTQ+ community."
Me:"What are you?"
Dipper:"Bi."
Me:"That's rare I don't think I even know a guy that's bi they either are straight or gay."
Dipper:"Mmmm...."
*I finally reach the shack*
Pacifica:"But Dipper we had a deal!"
*I stop*
Me:"A deal?"
Dipper:"Yes... A deal..."
Me:"What kind of deal?"
Dipper:"She said she would pay for my heart surgery for me if we got together one day.... And we made it a deal..."
Me:"Oh, so now you've turned into me! Making deals and becoming small stop!!!!!"
Pacifica:"Dip are you ok?"
Me:"I'm not Pine tree you stupid llama girl!"
*Dipper gasps*
Dipper:"Bill!"
Me:"What do you want to break more of my heart?"
Pacifica:"It's you..."
Me:"Yes its me the unwanted, sad, lonely, helpless, sickly twisted, misunderstood, and can't love anything demon dorito."
Dipper:"Bill I-"
Me:"Shut up Dipper!"
*I take the contact lenses out and throw them on the ground*
Pacifica:"I thought you were gone... Until Dip summoned you today."
Me:"That's what everyone thought..."
*I run into the mystery shack and crawl on the ceiling then stand up on it*
Me:"Oh, sixer come and get me!"
Dipper:"Bill no!"
Me:"Why not you have no idea what I go through!"
Dipper:"I will..."
Me:"What's that supposed to mean?!"
Dipper:"I have your little diary..."
Me:"So you lied?!"
Dipper:"Yes..."
Ford:"I knew you would be back..."
Me:"Yeah I knew that you knew."
Ford:"Leave my great nephew alone you murder!"
Pacifica:"Sir don't! Dippers still in there!"
Ford:"Oh, and how would you know?"
Me:"Yeah, how would you know?!"
Dipper:"Because she's smart."
Me:"No she's not she's just fooling you!"
Pacifica:"See what I mean sir."
Ford:"Yes I do..."
Me:"You know what I didn't even kill anyone! Gideon Gleeful did!"
Both:"What?"
Me:"Yeah! You guys are just too stupid to not understand!"
Ford:"That's enough out of you Bill!"
Me:"What are you going to do about it huh old man?!"
*He shoots me*
Me:"It g-g-gunna take a h-h-hole lot m-m-more then t-that to K-k-kill me!"
*I faint*
Dipper:"Bill I'm so disappointed in you!"
Me:"Pine tree please..."
Dipper:"No! I hate you! Just leave me alone!"
Me:"But Pine tree-"
Dipper:"I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Me:"Ok... I can tell when I'm not wanted..."
*I snap my fingers to help with Pine trees heart then I snap my fingers again and I'm in my human form*
Me:"Goodbye Dipper..."
*I walk to my room shrink and put my hand on the hand scanner it shrinks I grow then I bend over pick it up and put it in my pocket*
Dipper:"Bill wait..."
*I turn around*
Bill:"What you want me to stay so you can criticize me? I didn't come to get criticized... But I guess there's no place for me..."
Dipper:"No Bill... I'm sorry.*
Me:"Yeah, sure you are..."
*Dipper walks up to me and looks at the ground*
Dipper:"Bill I really am sorry..."
*I blush and lift up his face*
Me:"Do you mean it Pine tree?"
Dipper:"Y-y-y-yeah of course I d-do."
Me:"Let's make a deal..."
Dipper:"What is it?"
Bill:"You can't let anyone harm me... And I won't let anyone harm you also you can only date someone if you truly love them."
Dipper:"But Pacifica and my heart problem."
Bill:"Shhhh.... I took care of it my Pine tree."
Dipper:"Wich one Pacifica or my heart problem?"
Me:"Your heart problem why do you think I snapped my fingers the first time?"
*Pine tree hugs me I hug him back we let go*
Dipper:"Deal."
*He puts his hand out I put mine out it lights on the blue fire it is and we shake hands*
Me:"Deal."