Breathe in...
Breathe out...
Fascinating stuff, isn't it? It's not the fresh air I'm talking about... It's the view… Although the fresh air is indeed quite fascinating... Let me just sit down a bit. Again, nice view going on here.
Let me dust off some dirt on my hands…
Now, last we went off, we were being sucked into a Mcflurry swirl. The whole experience struck me kinda... chaotic.. in a weird way.
Hear me out, okay.
As we are being sucked into the black-white ass-of-a-hole. The inside looks like the one used in Thor's rainbow highway. Here's the weird part, as we were inside the hole. Still shouting, crying, and somehow somersaulting inside, and on top of my head is what I recognized as the sim's green crystal spinning.
I didn't have the luxury to admire or ask myself why it was floating in my head cause, quite frankly, I felt sick from all the spinning. The only impulse action I got was to touch it, and as soon as I touched that thing. It glowed with somewhat a bright green color... As I facepalmed, I thought I needed to stop feeling stuff out of impulse.
As the green thingy glowed with its distinctive green hue, I was scared cause the others looked at me, or was it the crystal? The one with the glasses was about to speak when suddenly, pillars made from the same rainbow stuff rose up from the side with such velocity and hit him in the face. He started spinning towards me. I suspected he was unconscious caused he was not entirely moving.
Why unconscious, you say? We're already somewhat dead, so what's the point of dying again?
As the glasses-wearing dude floated closer to me, I saw pieces of him were starting to flow to me like I was sucking him in...
Wait.. that sounded wrong.
But the crux of it was that I was absorbing him at a gradual rate. As the others saw this, they started to panic—the old man started shouting for everybody to run, and everyone scrammed in every direction.
Here's the gist of what everyone has done,
The old man was running or somewhat running while floating, which makes it laughable cause he's spinning around with an earnest face. The weird man started swimming and realized that was the only way to move in this zero-gravity experience. The Monk thought about it a bit but has more significant issues since he just hurled one big vomit, and with this, he somewhat launched himself at me.
The sleeping one? As usual, he's asleep, but the pillars are juggling him around like a pinball towards me.
I thoroughly "absorbed" the glasses-wearing man, followed by the Monk, the sleeping man, then the old man as he was circling around for some time and just gave up as he floated towards me. And finally, the weird man. He got bruises as the pillars pummeled his face trying to knock him out, but he was absurdly resilient.
After absorbing all of them, then out of nowhere, a hole in the rainbow bridge opens up and spits out a fat guy from it. He started screaming at the spot, and when he spun around to look at me, he didn't have the time to say some words as he got absorbed too.
Sucks to be him. Hehe, get it cause you know... I'll stop, sorry.
Now, you may ask what the relevance is to all of this? Well, I'm getting there. Chill.
After everything, the sims crystal suddenly stopped spinning, and it floated down towards me and got absorbed too. A few seconds after, I got pushed forward so fast as the moments flew by as it seemed like hours-long travel. I can finally see an end as the light is different from the rainbow stuff. When I reached the end, I was still definitely falling… and I finally hit the ground.
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I woke up when I heard someone chanting the words "Isekai" and some other curses.
[Hey]
?? I'm sure I heard something...
[HEY!]
There is someone!
I'm still face-down on the ground, and as I looked up, I saw no one. I slowly turned only to see there was no one behind me.
As I helped myself up, I started looking around to see who was calling me. It got me thinking that probably those five are pranking me. But that's certainly not possible since I sucked all of them in... Hmm, still sound wrong... as soon I thought about it, I heard it again, calling me.
"H-hello?" I called out anxiously as this was getting out of hand cause. I am really hoping I can get a sense out of this.
[Took you long enough, lad]
"!!! Ah! Ay! Da fuck! Who's that!" I jolted, and I reflexively karate chop the air.
[Aye]
I heard it again!
".... where are you exactly?" I whispered
[Ha! we're INSIDE ya']
I was about to say something else, but it dawned on me that it was useless to do so. What I don't understand is that he told me the "we" part. which we? all five of them?
[Exactly! as preposterous as it seems, currently, we are inside you. all of us, including the new arrival]
"...Glasses?"
[...adequate nomenclature, but I'll allow it]
Some sort of argument was happening there.
[Move! shut up!]
[You! Hey, hey, yeah you!]
As I whistle about, waiting for them to finish.
[No! Hey, numbnuts! We can hear you know! Your stupid thoughts, Yeah! absolutely listen to them!]
"Weird....man?"
[Well, fuck you too, Boy!] he seemed surprised by how I called him as he got mad.
"Care to tell me, again, where exactly are you all?"
While they started to argue again, I could hear someone else trying to speak though I didn't recognize the voice.
[We are currently inside you, young man] with a heavy yet smooth voice. Somewhat with a likeness of Morgan Freeman...
[That seems to be a man of value, but I am not Morgan Freeman]
"... Monk?"
[Calm your thoughts and look inside of you]
As I reeled back by that thought, "Obviously not. Might get mugged by all of you."
[[JUST DO IT!!]] as everyone yelled
Is this some sort of inner chi element from the eastern novels? 'Close your eyes and look inside.'
Utter B.S, this is.....
"Oh. Hi everyone," I blicked, and then everything changed.
[LET ME AT HIM!!] as soon I heard that I saw the weird man in his roguish black clothes running at me, fuming.
I slowly walk back, hinting that I don't want any trouble, "Come on now, can we ta- Ackg ackgggg."
He's choking me! H-he is seriously trying to kill me. It's getting hard to breathe! Help! Someone. On... why is that fat man laughing?
It only stopped when the Monk came in and pulled the weird man away from me.
As I was trying to catch my breath, trying to say the words "why" or "are you crazy?!!" No sounds came from me apart from the hard gasping for air.
[This is everything your damn fault!] as the weird man shouted while being restrained by the old man.
[I find it hard to disagree with that statement,] with a smirk, as glasses didn't even hesitate to say it.
The old man gave me a hand [Easy there, boyyoo. Try stan'ing yourself. It might be a bit woozy, but it gets better]
"Cough. I'm sorry, but why did he attack me all of a sudden?" Struggling with the last words. As I clear my throat.
The old man pointed at the fat guy and the following words with a look on his face. [It became a bit personal, laddie. What he said was believable without a doubt. Every'ing. Every 'ngle thing that has happened aye because of you]
I looked at him, confused "what did he say?"
The old man shrugged off that question and walked away
I shouted madly at the fat guy, "what the hell did you say?!"
[It was supposed to be me! I'm the chosen one!] as he thumped his chest, proudly displaying his alpha traits... or so he thinks as other parts of his body jiggled in a way, so it was hard trying not to laugh while keeping an angry face at him.
[Boy. Speak in a calm voice] The Monk chided in,
[And! Why the fuck! would I listen to you-] The fat guy snapped back
In a flash, the Monk is now face-to-face with the fat guy. With a change in his voice, rising up to new levels [SPEAK. CALM. VOICE]
This was so unexpected and terrifying, Stuttering became the name of the game for both of us.
[I- I-- I... Ummm. Yes, s-s-sierrrr] as he sheepishly walks away and then turns his head at me. Gesturing that I should say something to ease the moment
'fuck no. You're on your own, is what I should tell him, but instead, I just shooked my head at him for that glare from the Monk might actually be the death of me... A scary glare from a supposed monk with a dark skin 7-8ft tall giant, with the uncanny quality of God's voice, is not something I can tackle... Listening is what I think should be the best course of action.
[H-h-heere why Its yahlkjhlkajhlka] and then some gibberish. Great.
"Come again?"
[I said!]
The Monk spoked again, and with its deadly glare, [VOICE]
[I said...cough. I-I am the chosen one. I was supposed.. supposed to be the reincarnated one. I am a hero. I am a gifted one—the Greatest. And I.... am benevolent ruler. You are nothing like me. So hand it over. Right N.O.W] with one hand to his side, one open hand pointed towards me, and chest and chin upwards, emanating such pride.. and dickishness.
*Insert record screech sound effect*
Is it okay to discriminate? Can I? because this is an adult case of fantasy delusion to the highest degree... A freaking chuunibyou right here, and he is having a jump episode right now.
"Nani the fuck?"
[Hmph!]
Don't stride your shitty nonsense, you freaking chuuni!
[Lad, Can you repeat it... The 'you' part, I mean] Old man has joined in.
[Are you deaf? Why would I repeat it to likes of you! So scram. Antique] still with his pose, and he did not even glance at him.
Glasses lips moved, entertained in the whole ordeal. He was feeling irritated by this intense surge of irresponsible pride.
[Everyone! Keep your mouth shut! You are all just a background character for me to step on my road to greatness!] This time. He laughed. He laughed mockingly. I can feel it was just me that felt he was pushing it too far.
[Go] the Monk stepped forward, hinting at the weird man.
Chuni laughed and laughed. He glanced at the weird man [Oh. There he is. Our own Con-Artist. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Can't fool me with that get-up of yours. damn, cosplayer!]
As soon as he said that, our con-man started sprinting towards him madly!
"Ohhhh. This gonna be good," as I sat down watching with excitement.
Antique sat down beside me and patted my back.
[Never has a man shown so indulged in his inner fantasy and such level of stupidity like he has revealed today. Like this example here] as standing by my side, specs as I should call him... I think it's much better than glasses.
[You can try! You are beneath me! Haha! Getting closer, aren't we? SHIELD! UP!] with a flashy move and his hands up in the air. Recreating a supposed scene from something he got it from.
[I wish the Boy should take a pint or some cause shite that blackie boy has a mean punch] Antique Added
Con-man, or should we call him Conny, came sprinting forward at him, ignoring his enemy's changed moves.... and jumped?
Conny hit him in the face with a superb jump knee strike. An excellent display of grace! by that, I mean the way that Chuni bastard fell! And as soon as he hit the ground, Conny started pummelling him in.
We truly enjoyed that scene.
The sleeping dude finally spoke up [Sooooooooo muuuch for theeeeeee Iiiiiiiiseeeeeeeekai feeeeeeeeling heeee issssd talking. aaaaabbbbbbouuuuuut] as he falls back to sleep