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Chapter 6 - Phoenix: Part 2

Owota flew in from the sky in his sports car landing on top of the headquarters roof. ◉ - ◉ "We're here."

What a way to make an entrance...

"Sen old pal! How have you been?" Mike rushed out of the hideout to greet Sen climbing up the roof.

As Sen and Owota exited the car they were greeted by Mike. Sen was fairly short and looked as if she was in middle school. She had long blonde hair that reached to her elbows and wore a white suit and a tie. Looking at her right now, she looks like any normal 15-year-old girl.

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Ability: Solar Canon

Age: 22

Likes: Cake

Dislikes: Sour Foods

SHE'S 22?

"Uh... I've been great I guess?"

"Nice, nice, nice to know... want to come in for some coffee?"

No way... Mike couldn't be...

"I don't drink coffee..."

"Ha, me too, please take a seat, I'll get you some water."

Dear god...

◉‿◉ "Can I get some water?"

I think Mike is a...

"No, get your own..."

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•̀ _ •́ "Stupid lolicon..."

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Ability: Blood Manipulation

Likes: ?

Dislikes: Mike

-Ten minutes until BOOOM-

"So do we have a plan?" Sen then sat down on the floor looking at the Phoenix.

Ada then crossed her arms and smirked, she then turned around to look at everyone. "LOL NO."

"Ada... WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE, SO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!" I yelled.

◉-◉ "I got a plan..."

"Sweet, what is it?" I then began to sigh in relief.

◉-◉ "We can all run away really fa-"

"FOR FU-"

-Five minutes until BOOOM-

"Guys I have a confession to make..." Ada then placed her hands into her pockets. "I don't have a plan."

"You've already said..." Mike crossed his arms angrily.

"No, no, no... you don't have to try to make me feel better..."

"JESUS CHRIST ADA!"

-One minute until BOOOM-

"Welp, I accepted my death," I said as I sat down on the floor.

The Phoenix then ate the bomb and began flying towards us at immense speed with its beak open and tongue hanging out.

"GUYS DO SOMETHING QUICK!" Mike yelled.

´・益・ "How shallow is the ocean under the Phoenix?"

"I don't know? I went diving like a month ago so I'm guessing around 5 meters deep?" Ada said without confidence.

´・益・ "Perfect!"

"F◼CK IT, OWOTA KEEP THE BIRD STATIONARY, I'M CHARGING UP!" Sen then slammed both of her fists on the ground creating a glowing yellow circle around. "I only can do this once so you better not mess this up, trap it in exactly 30 seconds!"

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´・益・ "ADA, TELEPORT ME NOW!" Owota then threw a handheld radio at Mike.

"Too late." Ada then grabbed Owota by the shirt teleporting both of them right above the Phoenix.

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´・益・ "MAKE ME SOME STEEL POLES NOW AND GET THEM SPINNING!!"

"I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!" Mike yelled.

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"JUST DO IT!" Owota yelled.

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Mike then grit his teeth and clenched his fist, "STUPID EDGY ROBOT MAN!" Mike yelled as he slammed his right fist on the ground. Three triangular portals then appeared in the sky in a triangular formation. "DAVID SPIN THE ORB IN MY RIGHT HAND!"

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"UHH, I DON'T THINK IT WORKS LIKE THAT!"

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"JUST DO IT!" Mike yelled at me.

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"Don't say I didn't warn you..." I then held the orb in Mike's hand with two fingers and began to rotate it. Out of the portals came three metal poles rotating at an intense speed.

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´・益・ "Let's do this..." Ada then teleported Owota right above the three metal poles. He then snapped both of his fingers turning all of the metal poles into red flat head screws. Ada then teleported Owota back to Sen.

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"BLOOD STYLE DRILL PRISON!" Owota then stomped on the ground with his right foot propelling the screws down at 3000 km/h drilling through both of the Phoenix's wings and skull to the ocean floor.

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"I'M READY!" Sen then stood up clenching both of her fists.

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"ADA TELEPORT HER NOW!"

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"GOT IT!" Ada then ran towards Sen and slapped her back teleporting them both right above the creature.

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"Thank god... we made it in time." I sigh in relief.

Sen then slammed both of her fists together creating a large yellow portal the size of a small city.

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"LEVEL FIVE: SOLAR FIST!" A glowing yellow giant fist made of light then propelled out of the portal slamming down into the Pheonix disintegrating and destroying every single part of its body in an instant. Ada then teleported back to the hideout.

Ada then chuckled, "Solar fist? That sounds totally la- wait where is the Phoenix?"

"I just annihilated it! I'm... so... aweso-..." The then passed out, collapsing right on the floor asleep.

-■_■ "Mission compl-" Owota then collapsed on the floor due to blood loss mid-sentence.

Mike then grit his teeth in anger, "TRYING TO ONE UP ME OWOTA? I'LL SHOW YOU!"

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"BOXING STYLE, SELF HARM!" Mike then punched himself in the face knocking himself out in an instant and collapsing on the floor.

I think I need a break from all this kaiju slaying non-sense...

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Status: Annihilated