"HELLO KAIJU DEPARTMENT! I CAME BY FOR A VIST!" The white-haired man then kicked down the door breaking it into pieces.
"HOLY F◼◼◼ IT'S MASTER! EVERYONE RUN!" Mike yelled as be jumped out of the couch.
"What's wrong with him? He seems completely normal-"
He then put on a leather glove and changed his voice to a light soft tone, "I'm here too..." then removed the glove.
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Likes: His glove
Dislikes: Coffee
"HE'S LOW-KEY F◼◼◼ING CRAZY!" Mike then opened the window and attempted to jump out of it.
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Ada then appeared out of nowhere teleporting in the middle of the room. "Hey, guys I-"
"HI ADA!" King yelled while waving at Ada.
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She then disappeared out of thin air teleporting away.
"I GOT OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW!" Mike yelled as he finally slipped through the window.
King then grabbed Mike by the head and pulled him back in through the window while slamming his face on the ground. "IS RUNNING OFF THE BEST WAY TO GREET YOUR MASTER!? HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU TO GREET YOUR GUESTS!?"
"I THOUGHT YOU WHERE FIGHTING OFF THE AMERICANS IN THE CANADAIN WAR!"
"Canada won ages ago you idiot, didn't you know?" King then let go of Mike and allowed him to stand up.
"Wait... WHAT!?"
"Yup, President Hillary surrendered last week."
"So what now? Canada now owns like 90% of North America now..."
"Uh... it's not called that anymore."
"What do you mean?"
"We call it North Canada now."
"That's stupid..."
King then chuckled and sat on the couch. "Enough about that, I'm here to congratulate you on your recent victory."
I then walked over to King to try to talk to him, "Do you mean the battle we had against the Pheoni-"
"MIKE WHO THE HELL IS THIS INTRUDER!?" King then stood up and began to crack his knuckles.
He didn't see me this entire time?
"He's some homeless kid we picked up off the streets," Mike replied.
"Oh... okay..."
It was that easy to calm him down!?
Mike then sighed and sat next to King on the couch, "I know you're not just here to congratulate us... what do you want us to do?"
King then lighted a cigarette and began to smoke, "Well you're a party pooper." King then coughed into his hand and wiped his nose, "I want you to kill some vampires for me, turns out they're not extinct after all." He then handed Mike a circular radar with a green screen, "That radar basically shows you if a vampire is nearby, you're gonna need it."
"F◼◼◼ING VAMPIRES!? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE CAN KILL VAMPIRES?" Mike yelled in shock.
"You killed a Pheonix which is basically a giant fire-breathing vampire, meaning you can kill a vampire."
"I don't think you know what a Pheonix is..."
"Just do your job..." King then began to eat the cigarette without even putting it out.
"Pfft, and what if I refuse?"
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"I'll destroy your whole city to get rid of them, that includes you, your friends and this hideout... By the way, we made the job easier for you, we hired some hunters to assist you." He then stood up and walked out of the headquarters without saying another word.
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Ada then teleported back into the middle of the room. "Yo I'm back! Is King gone or what?"
"Yup, he just left... He gave us a mission... and smashed our door." He then gave Ada the radar. "We're hunting vampires..."
"VAMPIRES? YOU MEAN LIKE TWILIGHT?"
"Nope, I'm talking like Dracula kind..."
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Threat level: 11
Abilities: Flight, Shapeshifting, Cell Regeneration, Blood Manipulation, Agility, Hypnotism
"WHY ARE WE FIGHTING VAMPIRES!?"
"I don't know, we just are..."
"Wait! Are they the hot kind of vampire or the really old kind of vampire?"
"I don't know, probably both?"
"Nice~"
Kim then walked into the headquarters holding a cat while stepping on scraps of wood left from the door. "Yo guys, I brought my cat."
"OH MY GOD, I LOVE CATS!" Ada yelled as she ran towards the cat. "Am I allowed to pet it?" She said as she put out her hand.
"Yeah sure..."
Ada hesitated at first, but after a while, she began to pet the cat.
"By the way, why is the door broken?" Kim asked Mike.
"Our boss just smashed the door..." Mike then began to stretch as he got off the couch.
"You mean the old buff guy with white hair who was walking away?"
"Bingo." Mike then cracked his knuckles and exited the headquarters, "Let's go, we've got some hunting to do."
Kim them placed down her cat on the bed, "I'll just leave him here, I wanna see a vampire!" We all then followed Mike outside the building except for Ada who was washing her hands in the sink with a sponge, scrubbing it against her hand intensely.
"Hey Ada, we're going!" Mike yelled.
"Yeah, yeah, I'll be there just hold on a minute."
"By the way guys, just a heads up." Mike then stopped and turned to look at us, "Don't say anything about Owota to King."
"Wait, why?"
"HOLY CRAP GUYS THERE'S A VAMPIRE NEARBY!" Ada yelled as she looked at the radar.
◉-◉ "Hey, guys, what's all the noise abo-"
"OWOTA BE CAREFUL, THERE'S A VAMPIRE RIGHT THERE WHERE YOU ARE STANDING!"
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"Owota is a Dhampir..." Mike sighed.
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Definition: A creature that is the result of a union between a vampire and a human.
乁( ´･益･)ㄏ "Wtf Mike!?"
"Don't worry guys, he won't try to kill you. He hasn't even tried human blood in his entire life."
´･益･ "IM GONNA KILL YOU MIKE! WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM!?" Kim, Ada and I then began to hold Owota back from beating up Mike.
"Because King is making us hunt vampires all over Alinam and we need to keep you safe... King hired some hunters and they're looking for you, and you know what's gonna happen if they find out you're a half breed."
´･益･ "Pfft, so what's are you suggesting we do?"
"We kill the hunters."
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Abilities: ?