"INTERN!" Mike shouted while relaxing on the couch.
"YES, SIR!"
"Can you get me a coffee?"
"WHAT KIND OF COFFEE SIR!?"
"Just whatever, I don't really care." He then gave Kim $20. "Just be back with the coffee in 5 minutes, my anime is about to start."
"YES, SIR!" She then bolted out of the headquarters and ran downstairs to get coffee.
"Hey uh... Mike?"
"Yeah? What's on your mind David?"
"About Kim... why are you making her call you sir?"
"Makes me feel like a military Sargent, plus we don't pay her to do nothing."
"Yeah... but aren't you taking it a bit too far?"
"What do you mean?"
"You make her run, do pushups, pull-ups, and all that military stuff."
Ada then tapped me on the shoulder and whispered into my ear, "He just watched some anime about people in the army."
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"Gotcha... I'm gonna go out to eat..." I then headed towards the door.
Kim then slammed the door open, "Guys you know what's going on right now!?" The door then slammed into my head knocking me out cold.
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"Guys you know what's going on right now!!?" Kim yelled as she slammed the door open.
"Woah! Almost hit me there!" I yelled as I jumped back.
"Yeah sorry about that..."
"Yes, we do," Ada said confidently.
"There's like some giant mech robot thing rampaging across the city!" Kim yelled.
"Nevermind, we don't..." Ada said with confidence.
We all then rushed outside of the hideout and saw a large mechanical humanoid looking creature. It had shoulder pads that were extremely large and unnecessary, a glowing chest piece that shined as if it where a diamond and a helmet with a large horn and glowing green eyes. It basically looked like a 60-meter tall man in futuristic armour.
"PREPARE YOURSELVES!" It yelled as it began to do various poses.
"IS THAT A βΌβΌβΌβΌING GUNDAM?" Mike yelled as he leaned off the edge.
"What the hell is a Gundam?" I asked Mike.
"It's like a Japanese anime thing, they're gia-"
"OOOOOHHHHHH I got it!"
"WAIT REALLY? YOU KNOWWHAT A GUNDAM IS?"
"No, no, no! You're saying it wrong."
"What do you mean I'm saying it wrong?"
Pfft, Mike is such an idiot... how can he pronounce it that badly...
"It's pronounced Gangnam."
"Gangnam? As in the song?"
"Yeah, Gangnam style."
"I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THE GIANT ROBOT ISN'T GANGNAM STYLE!"
"Yeah, pfft... Whatever, everyone knows what Gangnam Style is, never even heard about a Gunman."
"IT'S GUNDAM! GUNDAM ARE GIANT ROBOTS THAT FIGHT EACH OTHER, WHILE GANGNAM IS A SONG ABOUT A GUY WHO WANTS TO FβΌβΌβΌ A KOREAN GIRL!"
"I like Gangnam Style!" Kim said while raising her hand up.
"NOT NOW KIM!"
"Mike... you're such an idiot..." I say while shaking my head.
"David I swear to god I'm going to murder you one day..."
Mike then took out his notebook and began writing, "Alright guys, what are we gonna name this thing today?"
"ROBOT!" Ada yelled.
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"Really Ada? You couldn't come up with anything besides robot?"
"What? I had another name for it but you would get angry if I said it!"
"Goddammit... let's just kill the fβΌβΌβΌing robot..." Mike then began to crack his knuckles in excitement.
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Ada then pulled Mike away from the ledge, "Just hold on a second, what if the Gangnam-"
"Gundam..."
Ada then sighed for a short second and began to talk again, "What if the Gundam a good guy?"
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Ada teleported herself on the robot's shoulder. "Yo!"
The robot then turned his head slowly to face Ada. "Hi?"
"You planning on destroying any buildings?"
"Yes?"
"Okay bye." She then teleported back to the headquarters. "We can kill it now."
Kim then stepped back into the headquarters, "I'm just gonna... watch some Tv... okay?"
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"Wait, guys! The robot is doing something!"
The robot got into a running position and began sprinting towards the headquarters. The robot went through multiple households and civilians, killing thousands along the way.
"MIKE DO YOUR METAL THINGY QUICK!"
"No... I CAN'T DO IT!"
"WHY?"
"BECAUSE...!"
"BECAUSE OF WHAT?!"
"Because..."
"JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY, WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME!"
"BECAUSE, I'M PSY FROM GANGNAM STYLE!" Mike then flew into the air with the elegance of a magical girl while anime music was playing in the background. All of his clothes then ripped off as he transformed into PSY from Gangnam Style.
"STOP MY SON!" PSY then teleported in front of the robot.
"DAD?" The mech replied as it stopped mid-sprint.
"Yes, son... it is I, your father, NOW DIE!" PSY then fired a laser beam destroying the robot and half of the city.
"I HAVE NOW MASTERED THE MARTIAL ART OF GANGNAM STYLE! NOW NO ONE CAN STOP ME, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
I then bowed down in fear, "HE IS TRULY A MASTER OF THE GANGNAM STYLE."
"NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!" Thanos then appeared out of thin air. He then jumped up in the air, the shockwave created then began ripping off the clothes of everyone around him. "YOU SHALL NOT THREATEN ANYONE ANYMORE PSY."
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I then woke up on the floor of the headquarters. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT DREAM!?"
"I accidentally slammed open the door and you got knocked out cold... sorry..." Kim was taking care of me as I was sleeping.
"Oh... okay..."
"You feeling better?"
"Yeah... I had this dream where PSY was in some robot suit or something..."
"PSY? You mean the guy from Gangnam style?"
"Yeah... isn't that weird?"
"No that's totally normal, everyone dreams about him..."
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"Yes... yes I am."
"Man you're a jerk..."
"Hehe, alright, well I made some rose tea so help yourself." She then placed a cup down on the table and left the headquarters.
"Huh... rose tea..." I then picked it up and took a sip...
It's coffee...
"Did you hear about the Pheonix that the Kaiju department killed?" Said a tall muscular man wearing a white tank top and black shorts. He looked as if he was 30 and had short spiky white hair with chiselled features. He was talking to someone who looked exactly like him with but wore a black tank top and white shorts.
"Nope, what about it?"
"Turns out the Pheonix was technically immortal."
"How does that even work? I'm pretty sure you can't kill an immortal being..."
"You know who Sen is right?"
"Ooo... so that's how they managed to kill it."
"Yup, it's surprising that Lil S actually managed to do something useful for once."
"So do you think they will be able to handle this job?"
"Pfft, they'll be fine."
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"Sen, you're gonna love this coffee place, it has the best coffee in the entire city." Mike then held the door open for Sen as they both walked into the coffee shop.
"Well... it seems like a..."
A woman then suddenly stabbed a man sitting across from her with a fork. She then grabbed his wallet and ran out of the shop.
"Nice... establishment..."