A fully-erected Jack Offenger leered at the fairy. He gulped, gut filled with excitement.
"Thou shall not question a gift horse," he said. "Add that to a tablet. Call it Fap commandments. That's number one."
He nestled his faced into the fairy's soft breasts. She let out a quick and tiny moan when his tongue slid across the first nipple.
This is probably a dream, Jack thought. There were no such things as fairies, none of that mystical bullshit. So why not enjoy it? When Maria woke him up, she may even decide to humor him. He wished.
The fairy pulled off Jack's clothes, smiling at the sight of his manhood.
"Put it inside me, my lord I can't wait anymore."
Jack placed two fingers inside the fairy. His eyes widened a little—she was a lake! She tightened around them, quivering. Her breathing changed. Grew enticing.
He pulled out his fingers, allowing the large trail of what he called girl cum, to hit the floor.
"Why can't this happen to me in real life," he said then took his first manhood plunge inside her.
The fairy let out a yelp of ecstasy that Jack felt could be heard around the universe. He began the move, thrusting at a steady pace, watching the girl rock in reception.
"Fuck this feels good! I must be fapping in my sleep," he said.
"My lord oh! I've never felt this good before—oh! So this is what it's like to have a man around."
Jack ignored her and thrusted harder. The fairy grinned and moaned as her insides grew even wetter. Her breasts were like an orchestra of their own, flailing to Jack's beat.
As he drew closer to the climax, sweating and enjoying the site of the fairy's sweat too, he wondered if he ever wanted to wake up from this.
Suddenly, the fairy pushed him over and assumed a mount, continuing a dance that Jack thought felt even better. She bounced up and down, her girly lube sliding the fairy perfectly.
Jack could feel the climax approaching, but he couldn't take control of the action. The girl's riding was wild at this point. She laid forward, licked Jack's chest, then his neck, then caught him in a nearly unbreakable kiss.
"Yes my lord—make me your first wife! Let me bear your kids. Use me to powerup—you can be as rough as you'd like—oh!"
"This is the best dream ever," Jack said, his voice nearly cheery. He'd be livid if Maria woke him up right now. He wouldn't be able to bust the nut in her face without risking the chance of getting thrown out. Also, his image of purity would be gone. As long as his childhood friend thought he was innocent and perhaps adorable, he'd be fine. Until she made him go running. Stupid health nut girl.
The fairy gripped Jack harder, rode harder.
"My virginity's finally gone!" she cheered. "Sex is—oh—so—oh–great—oh!"
Just then, Jack unleashed a load like never before. An impossible load. He could barely go half an hour without fapping.
The fairy let out one last yell of pleasure while holding tightly to Jack. She quivered and convulsed, eyes briefly going wide before she laid against Jack breathing hard.
"Best fucking dream ever," Jack said. "I'm going to miss it."
"Lord Jack, I can assure you, that this isn't a dream."
"What!?" Jack climaxed again then fell backward. "Explain this shit."