A light shined as Jack followed the fairy into the black door. It eventually cleared, revealing a forest covered in penis-shaped trees. Even the branches looked like wooden dildos. The purple sky loomed above with three…genital-shape moons.
Jack had questions, so many questions, but followed the fairy silently. She was flying now, fluttering dragonfly-like wings, intaking the air.
Up ahead, Jack noticed shapes moving. An itch flickered at the back of his head as if warning him but the fairy seemed fine. Could he even trust her? Well, a little late for that. He was in this world and needed a guide. This Navi wannabe had to do.
The shapes…were blue slime women going at it in a mass orgy that shook the ground. They fucked as if their life depended on it.
Suddenly, a blue tendril of slime lurched from that direction, snatching the leg of the fairy, pulling her toward the orgy.
"Lord Jack, help!" she cried. Jack missed her foot by an inch and in she was swooped. He watched from afar, shaking his head, pacing. Two slimes held her down as she struggled. One tore off the fairy's dress and grinned down at her. Jack couldn't make out the words she spoke but soon, she mounted the fairy in a furious tribal ride. The surrounding slime girls either watched, playing with themselves or resumed the orgy.
"Fuck," Jack snarled. "What powers? How the fuck do I use them? Way to not give me any instructions, you fucking idiots. You deserve your fate." He continued to pace. And watch. And pace. And watch. And considered fapping. But… he must not fap. Oh, but he wanted to fap.
The fairy couldn't suppress any loud moans. She rocked with the ride, lost with a hentai expression on her face. The mounter suddenly stood and instantly grew a twenty-inch crystal penis. The fairy trembled and pleaded.
"What the hell, nobody wants to see that, put it away," Jack said. Despite that being under his breath, they looked his way. The penis vanished, and the slime women seem to completely forget about the fairy.
"A man," one of them said. "It is really a man. A real man. For the first time in thousands of years—a man and he smells like legend. Mine!"
"No, he's mine! I call wed!"
"You don't know how to submit. A man is strong. He's going to want you to submit."
"I can learn!"
"He can do whatever he wants to me! I want to be his!"
They bolted toward Jack, who took off into a sprint. The last thing he saw of the fairy when he looked back was one of the guard-slimes left behind plowing the shit out of her with her own crystal penis.
"What the fuck kind of twisted world did I get summoned into?" Jack snarled as he rushed into the forest depths. At least forty slime girls chased him. If he got caught, he'd never get away. Would he even be able to survive that? He needed to find a way to rescue the fairy. She knew this crazy world and could teach him how to wield his powers. What a fucking shame she didn't teach him BEFORE they left.
Abruptly, he felt himself get lifted in the air…by talons. Tentacles of slime shot at him, but the harpy that held Jack was too fast.
A naked harpy woman…And they were probably headed to her nest. Ah fuck, Jack thought. Just fuck.