He stood up, pinched himself, then the horny fairy. She giggled. Real, all of it was real, even the load he released. The fairy was on her knees in a low crouch, face flushed, hoping for more.
"My lord, please allow me to explain."
"Get up and stop that," he said. "I'm no lord—and how did I get here." He eyed the door. "So, I'm really in another world—there's no way I could instantly be drugged and kidnapped—I have no enemies. Well, my evil professors and their fucking impossible tests, but that's beside the point."
The fairy stood up, completely naked, longing in her eyes. His erection began to climb again, his hand starting to move. He forced a steel will, ready to simply get down to business.
It came down to this conclusion: he was transferred to a world where he could have unlimited sex. He needed more than that. The world's ruler?
"Okay, tell me what's going on," Jack said. "Give me the cliff notes version."
"Cliff notes, lord?"
"The short version."
"Yes lord," she began. "The empress has taken over the throne of power, a seat that can only be yours alone lord, as witnessed by the SpermVag Oath Pack."
"The what. Never mind. So you want me to kill the…demon queen and save the world." He sighed. "Any reason why you didn't hire a professional knight. Someone who actually fights? Fuck, if you know anything about my world, you know we don't—"
"You have the power, lord. Right here." The fairy grabbed his penis. "Knowing the succubus, this is how she will challenge you."
Jack facepalmed.
"What's in it for me?"
"This world belongs to you, my lord," the fairy said. "It was prepared for you eighteen thousand years ago."
Jack sighed, not believing such nonsense.
"Where are my pants?"
"Pants?"
Jack looked around, curious. His pants were nowhere to be found.
"Can you fetch me something to wear?"
"You will have no need of such things, lord, let's go but if you want them, just imagine them. You have the power."
Jack tried but nothing happened. Well, fuck it, he'd try again later. He hoped that he'd smack at least five of them with his dick.
The fairy led him out into a strange, fleshy hall. The ceiling was simply darkness. It scared the shit out of Jack—he wanted to leave, but the girl in front of him acted as if this place was normal. Pink tentacles hung and curled from the ceilings, seeming to eye passerby's. The hall twisted and turned, but finally ahead, after nearly ten minutes of walking, was a large black door. Twenty yards away. So close. Suddenly, a blue-haired girl with long pointy ears rushed out, happy to see the fairy, running to snuggle her into a hug. A tentacle lurched, curling around her ankle. A half second later, the girl was gone, launched above into the infinite blackness, her clothes on the ground, screams echoing. Jack stood there, horror on his face, knees trembling. Every corner, every shadow, now looked like it housed a slithering tentacle.
"What the fuck? What the fucking fuck?" Jack wheezed.
"Can't help her now, let's go," the fairy said. "She's belongs to the Whisp until its done with her. You'll probably see her in the morning. Hopefully, she'll be able to drain all of its semen out of her belly before presenting herself to you."
Jack shook his head, ready to go home, but followed the fairy when she opened the black door. This…was going to be some twisted hentai world, wasn't it? Well fuck you, Karma, he thought, I didn't deserve this.