In the deathly hallows forest, there was a young women of the age of 14 running around while throwing what appeared to be sand behind her.
For some reason, there was also a crazed twin tailed bull that was horribly angered by her
'WHYYY wasn't this a genius plan , web novels have it too! blind the enemy and then kill it when it's blinded, it's a foolproof genius plan!' Hua yinyue whines, why must her life be so miserable, I mean she has tortured men with her booty slapper but like it wasn't that serious, I think....
'Ding, host should get her brain checked, in this dangerous forest where life and death occurrences occur as often as people shed hair, you think that the bull wouldn't have adapted to have long think double eyelashes to protect its eyes from the sand when hunting or running away?
you think these fierce beasts are retards that can't adapt? 'the system is really worried for its hosts intelligence, let's be real here you think getting sand in its eyes is a freaking issue for the big majestic bull? Pui if that was true everyone would bring sand each time they hunted beasts
*Pui is the sound of spit
As the bull started chasing her Hua yinyue finally gave up the idea of throwing sand and ran for her life. While she was running she saw the bulls face get slapped by tree branches and laughed at it before tripping and crashing onto a stone wall.
"Bang" before Hua yinyue had time to recover she saw a frightening foreign object charging towards her
"AHHHH!" as she screamed and closed her eyes, she did not experience the pain she thought she would experience
When she opened her eyes she saw that the bull's horn was stuck all the way into the rocks
Normally this wouldn't happen but when the bull saw the insulting blistering human laughing at it. It couldn't help but be enraged and charge at that stupid human with an intent to tear apart that idiot
With her mouth opened wide, she stabbed at the bull's throat that was right above her.
Before she had time to cheer, she felt a warm salty and weird fluid in her mouth
After realising what it was she quickly spat out everything in her mouth and ran away from the corpse towards a river full speed
(The weapon that she used was an earth-middle rank hidden dagger that she got from the system. That's right it's either hidden weapons or stupid ones like the BOOTY SLAPPER!)
system' It seems host forgot about the precious weapon stuck in the bull's corpse, should i remind host about it??? Nah!'
"Hah, that idiot scared me for a second" the forgotten Ningxi sighed in relief at the fact that her friend was ok, only to chuckle at the fact that the shameless women tasted the bulls blood,
Ningxi's mouth arched upwards at the thoughts of her idiotic and naive little sister, but it's ok, she'll protect her.
Hua yinyue and Ninxi journeyed to the edge where the outer and inner forest meets and found a cave halfway up the mountain and decided to rest there.
Bonus chapter 10/10 Whew was going to be overworked for rushing these