"Ningxi, I think that the gravity around my bed is 10x stronger today, especially the gravity around my eyelashes, ah I don't think I have the ability to get up" The dramatic queen complains as she turns to the corner to return to her sleep
"I have made the dish you called fish and chips today... " Whoosh as soon as Ningxi said that a gust of sand and wind arrived at her as a shadow stared down towards her frying pan.
"Well? What are you waiting for?" Hua yinyues says with a questioning look with a slight mix of anticipation and impatience on her face.
Ningxi opened her mouth but only to close it with a sigh, unbeknownst to her, a smile actually formed at her lips.
The two silhouettes dashed across the inner parts of the deathly hallows hallow until one of the figure with a developing body stopped, trying her best to catch her breath
"Hey Ningxi i can see beads of perspiration on your neck, you must be tired right? Let's take a break" the exhuasted Hua yinyue played the role of a caring sister and asked for a break
if both Ningxi and the System could talk their conversation would be;
"..." Why did I befriend this kind of person - Ningxi
"What do you mean? I don't know her do you?" the system asks
"Whose is she?" Ningxi replies with a confused look
Hua yinyue dashed towards a cave, though suddenly the floor beneath her collapsed, with Ningxi falling down with her
"Boom" both Hua yinyue and Ningxi fell down , there laid a poor Hua yinyue almost dying from being squashed by Ningxi
"Damn it ,someone's overweight" Hua yinyue groans in pain
"What did you say?" Ningxi says as she narrows her eyes dangerously
The one who does not want her butt to be spanked again "I mean woah Ningxi you've lost weight recently".
'Tch, bootlicker' the system grumbles upon seeing this
'Tch,it takes a bootlicker to know another bootlicker'
'Ugh...damn it, you win this time, you better remember this.'
'Don't worry I won't' If Hua yinyue could, she would be winking at the system right about now.
"Where are we ?" Hua yinyue asks as she wipes the dust off her clothes".
"Don't know, if i'm not wrong, this should be an expert's tomb , let's play treasure hunt!" Ningxi replies as she stares at the walls of the cave curiously
"How about we play "F%ck this shit let's leave game?" Hua yinyue replies as she cautiously sized up the cave for hidden traps.
With her luck she would probably trigger some traps and almost die again.
Hua yinyue was half right half wrong this time.
She won't trigger some traps, she will trigger all of them
"In my life, my biggest regret besides meeting the system, I would say is entering that horrible cave in my first world" Quoted from Hua yinyue somewhere in the future.
As they passed through Hua yinyue would sometimes trigger traps if not, whenever Ningxi triggered some traps an unlucky fella behind would suffer the wrath of it
After passing through the traps, Hua yinyue looked like a crazed and roasted chicken, her hair was all standing and filled with dust, some parts of her hair was on fire even, her clothes were dishevelled and had holesin them, there was an arrow that was even stuck on the part of the clothes that covered her butt
'System , let me ask you this one simple question again, you sure i'm not the one the world is trying to end' Hua yinyue asked as a black cloud appeared above her head
'Scan complete, Host this is just a coincidence' the system replies nonchalently
'Hah, I guess meeting you was a "coincidence" as well' Hua yinyuereplies as her mouth twitched.
'....' the system wanted to cry but couldn't this time it really wasn't the system's work, it's just that it's host has a heaven defying bad luck.
Forgot to add shout outs oops
Shout out to:
DlonerK
Ashenfox
Sky_Preistess
nikki10