"Is it like feminist day today!? How are these woman getting all these cool shit!? Why! What did I do to deserve this injustice owaowa....Jzues!!" he inwardly curses remaining completely oblivious to the fact that currently owns 1 of the 14 God level items.
~Girls, we run this motha, yeah!
~Girls we run this motha, girls!
~Who run the world?
~Girls!
~Who run the world?
~Girls!
Cristian suddenly heard a song blasting closeby. Looking around for the sound, he noticed that it was coming from his phone. Cursing himself for changing his ringtone recently, thereby committing this very coincidental irony. Seeing the caller id, He answered the call with his usual greeting,
"Herro, How can I herp you."
"Cristian! Broski! Are you seeing this blue screen shit too yea? And, and all these stats and powers? finally hahaha, our wish about the world becoming game-like has come true wahahaha!" Luke's voice could be heard, eagerly talking. He didn't sound the least bit worried. Cristian attributed that to him being an anime addict.
Cristian responded, saying "Fuck yeah it did kahahaha, and yes your not hallucinating I have the same screen too, Btw mang you spun the lottery yet?"
"heh! You're not thinking of me as a noob are you, broski? I'll have you know that I got some uber drops! " Luke said smugly, "I can't believe It's 100% real too bro! I see a kid over there controlling lightning! He better hope that he didn't get that devil fruit that I've been wanting! What a lucky cunt!" Luke was practically shaking over the phone in fury. He was staring at a young student; a kid in his early 20's who was zooming over campus turning himself into lightning, laughing happily.
David replied, "aye broski, let me call you back, you just made me realize that the phones lines are still working, so yeah let me check up on my parents, I'm getting worried."
"Okay man, let's meet up soon. This is awesome, haha." Luke hung up, shaking his head.
Hanging up on luke, Cristian then tried to call his parents well emphasis on tried as all of his calls were going to voicemails. Starting to get anxious from a non-responding line, Cristian started to hyperventilate trying to forcefully calm himself as he knows that making a decision where his mind is clouded will always lead to a bad outcome. Taking a moment to just breath Cristian finally calms down and starts to contemplate different factors involve traveling right now.
'Alright. ok. problems are my parents live 150km away from where I am, which is roughly an hour and a half drive, and with the monsters around it would certainly take longer, not only that but my chances of arriving there might as well be 0 with all these going on. I can only leave my parents up to fate, Mom, Dad please live on.' overwhelmed with emotions tears started to fall down his face.
Wiping the tears away. Cristian then turned to bad jokes and dark humor as it had been had the most successful coping mechanism he had found for his anxiety attacks.
"I better not become the second coming of Batman, I hate dark, edgy but pussy hearted mains, I mean like seriously Batman, if you just straight up killed joker then you wouldn't even need to go around on a daily bases trying to save lives and also there'd be a fuckload of people not dying.....Wait.....Well, Fuck!....now that I think about it Batman might just be the true villain of the series, cause if you thought about it. Why do you think he keeps the villains that he defeats alive? its clearly because the villains work for him! think about it, He surely hates the city as it took way his parents, so as a form of punishment he developed this sick and elaborate play of hero vs villains to terrorize the city. There is 3 solid evidence that this theory is true.
1. He keeps them alive and doesn't let anyone kill them when they are defeated.
2. Mostly all the villains come from poor or middle-class backgrounds. So as a billionaire and at the top of the food chain, he could easily manipulate them.
3. How do the villains escape from high-security prisons? Well, I'm sure the highly influential billionaire which owns a company that manufactures high-tech military items doesn't have anything to do with it ;).
Batman you sly, dodgy cunt. I admit you really have the qualifications to make everyone wanna grow up to be like you! I take back what I said before if this is what being Batman is about then sign this bro up!"
"Alright, That's enough inner monologues for now and let's think of a plan. With the world being like this, I am sure that the world governments and its order will fall into chaos, and the new age where strength is always right would arise. So, for now, my main objective is to become strong enough to the point where I won't be easily suppressed. Well, then hahaha guess its time to form a super duper fucking team, party up and grind the fuck away." Nodded Cristian, as he thought of a pretty solid plan. Picking up his phone again, dialing Lukes number and made a call.
"Aye! where you at man, let's meet up"