"Eurgh"
Shi Xianghou woke up, his vision a blur as his head dazed about. "God, what the fuck happened to me?" he asked rubbing his temples furiously as he straightened his back. "Did I get roofied or some shit? I feel like a fucking boat on rocky waters." Let's go back a bit. Shi Xianghou, the God of Swindlers, was caught guilty by the guy he was trying to rob who was also known as the True God, Akibara.
Shi Xianghou was the most professional con-men out of the history of con-men. He was seen as a nuclear weapon for and against a whole country. He is known by many major and minor gods and many respectful politicians. It is said that when he appears after he leaves, your wallet will be crying miserably. When he was successful at robbing a 12th Winged Highgod, it was revealed a trap with the bait as the one True God posing as the Highgod. As a result, he was trialed at the Heavenly Court and found guilty.
The result of the court came as a big surprise to those who experienced his skills. In fact, his case was celebrated as a national celebration for gods and wealthy men alike. Despite this, due to his sufficient merits as a "selfless person who donates to the poor ", he was able to reincarnate into another world. As a closet-room otaku, it was his dream to reincarnate in another world so of course, he accepted. But as a punishment was given a system. Normally, he would think of Lin Fan from TSS or Qin Tian from Invincible Level Up, when it came to systems so again, he agreed.
Now presently, he was in a grace period waiting for the time he's allowed to enter. Naturally, as he thought nobody was near he voiced his opinions out.
"Whats so bad about having a measly system as a punishment?" He said. "What if it's a shit one?" He asked. Suddenly lightning struck the place between his thighs nearly touching his little brother there.
"Say that again and I won't miss it this time" shouted a voice in his head.
"What the absolute fuck? How are you talking to Laozi here?" he questioned rubbing his head confusedly.
"Grandson, Grandfather here is unfortunately connected to you by your soul, so I can see your memories and all that shit of yours" The system replied.As if teaching the younger generation as an elder.
"Fuck off with your bullshit!" Shi Xianghou shouted irritatedly.
"You're a wizard."
"Your an inanimate object"
"You're a virgin."
"You're a fucking digital thing I'm humanoid!"
"You're going to become an Archmage. Congrats on your rank up ill make sure to write that as an honorary title." Shi Xianghou finally felt what it means by there's always someone better than you as he cried tearlessly. "Cursing at your Grandfather! Do you have no filial piety? I'll make sure you're given a punishment that is on equal levels with this"
"YOU BAS-" Shi Xianghou screamed but was cut short as a notification popped up in front of him. 'Welcome Player to Mid-Grade Realm, River Reverse Realm'. Shi Xianghou tried to open his eyes and only managed to do so with much difficulty, only to see a maid in her 40s. Hey isn't maid cosplay old nowadays? He thought, however, his mind froze as he heard the woman next to him say.
"Congratulations Patriarch! It's a girl!" Shi Xianghou's IQ went from highly-intelligent to -100.
"Puahahahahah! You got turned into a woman, hahahahaha! I love myself so much!" laughed the system in his head. It seemed to Shi Xianghou that even Satan wasn't as scary as the system he's been granted! It seems that he has to experience life as a girl now...