Rambling on about ways to insult the System, Feng Xie rocked about on the floor like a lunatic oh wait... he's already a lunatic. He decided to finally experience the forbidden fruit known as the outside world.
"All a man need are women food and power!" He exclaimed proudly thumping his chest trying to not feel the small lumps.
"Man? Oh please! You aren't even a man! You can't even be classified as a woman! You're transgender and that's that you fuckin trap!" The System snapped at Feng Xie coldly causing him to lose -300hp. Such a powerful strike caused him to lose nearly half of his LP.
"Eat my dust Grandson!" Feng Xie angrily retorted like a child crossing his arms. This new life he's been living really affected him... but you can't change him from his old ways otherwise... that's going to be the day the world collapses.
"Hold up... you say I'm your grandson then how was I born you 27-years-old virgin! What is this!? The Bible? Did fucking Akhibara bless you with some radiant semen and made you pregnant like how Jesus was born Virgin Mary? Oh, wait! I meant Virgin Feng!"
"At-fucking-least I had a penis what about you, non-existent piece of shit! The virgin is calling me a virgin! It takes one to fucking know one man!" Feng Xie replied to the System's comment.
"..." The system kept its quiet, thinking that he had finally won the duel of wits, Feng Xie felt something bloom in his heart, something satisfying for winning against the system.
"Don't worry Grandson! I'll pull out of this one. Sadly enough I didn't pull out of your grandmother in time and you were born..." The system started laughing and Feng Xie had a bad premotion.
"You putting it in a woman! That's funnier than you being a 27-years-old virgin! Your insignificant thing would only go 5millimeters within a woman let alone the womb! Even when your dick gets erect it's only like one centimeter large!" Feng Xie blushed a bit before muttering.
"Gay piece of shit. Looking at my 'sleepless' nights."
When the battle had finished, Feng Xie looked at the sky, it was dusk and the star was setting camp up in the sky. He silently packed up his stuff, wearing something like a ninja suit and wearing a cloth to mask half his face, before tiptoeing out the main gate, however...
*BEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEP*
THERE'S A FUCKING ALARM!? Feng Xie cried out mentally before seeing red lights shining outwards and a loud ringing sound blared out, from the front door came a long line of colossal and muscular men armed to the brim with swords and other equipment. ARE YOU SURE THAT WE HAD THAT MUCH FUCKING GUARDS?!?!
The patriarch suddenly entered the area and was at the end of the line before shouting.
"Capture the young master at all costs! Use your tracking devices to locate him!" Oh yeah. That's the new fucking craze, isn't it? PUT A FUCKING TRACKER ON YOUR BLOODY SON/DAUGHTER SO YOU CAN FIND THEM IF THEY TRY TO ESCAPE! WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT TECHNIQUE! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU!?! Feng Xie screamed at his father before covering himself with the bushes luckily for him the tracking devices were booting up and would take some time.
"Come on! Come on! Where the hell is that small ass shit!?" He said to himself looking around his body before finding an irregular mole near his... private regions. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PERVERT PUTS IT THERE!? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PG-13 NOVEL!!! NOT A BLOODY RATED 18 ONE!!! He looked away ashamedly and he reached out for the 'mole' but just at this exact moment, the system rang out.
"Are you actually for real now? Are you actually fucking touching yourself!? What the fuck!?" Trying so hard to ignore the bullshit and take off the tracker, Feng Xie was mentally exhausted. "I didn't know you preferred lolis! Touching yourself at a young age... Oh, how the world is going to look upon you." The System commented while sighing as if in deep thought. Finally managing to peel off the tracker he flicked it upon one of the heads of the guards before exiting while hearing the guards behind him.
"WE FOUND THE YOUNG MASTER!"
"TAKE HIM DOWN, BOYS!"
Facepalming at the dumbasses known as his family's guards, he went over to an inn to stay for the night.
"Yo kid, give me all your money or *belch* we will fuu*belch*ck you up." A drunkard walked over to him with a dumb grin plastered all over his face before slightly falling but was caught by his subordinates.
"Why should I?" Feng Xie replied while having a slight smile. I want to knock this fucker's teeth out so badly.
"Why should you? You shou*belch*ld before we make you our pet." The drunkard reached out with, his crooked and yellow teeth in full view, his arm pulling off the cloth covering Feng Xie's face. It didn't come off thought but slid down to his chin revealing the beauty. The drunkard was stunned for a bit, so was his subordinates and one of them suggested something. The people in the pub looked at Feng Xie before shaking their heads thinking. Such a young child getting tainted at this age.
"Boss! Let's sell her to the brothel to earn some quick cash! But we can taste her before this as a quality inspection!" The man who suggested it looked lustfully at Feng Xie however what he didn't know was that he made a mistake. Feng Xie stared at the man coldly before smashing his face in making him break through the roof and reach for the sky! Sayonara bitch.
"Eat this motherfucker!" Feng Xie cried out as he directed his fists to the leader and broke all of his teeth and caved in his nose before sending a kick to his descendant generator. The drunkard screamed in great agony and pain gritting his tee- gums?
"WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING STANDING THERE LIKE SOME FUCKING STATUES!? CAPTURE THIS LITTLE BITCH SO THEN I CAN FUCKING TORTURE HER!" He yelled at his dazed minions who reacted and took out daggers. The brawl was intense. 5V1 Who would win? Will Feng Xie get an ace or will he get K.O'ed!
You guys think you can win!? WELL TOO BAD! I HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER AURA FLOWING AROUND ME MEANING THERE WILL BE A PLOT ARMOUR!!!!!! Feng Xie said mentally before quickly and precisely struck a gang member's left shoulder. He screamed feeling the numbness of it and dropped his weapon, Feng Xie quickly grabbed the dagger and pierced the man's throat.
The bystanders were shocked seeing the emotionless face the child in front of them had when killing a person when they first killed a person they puked and cried looking at the corpse. Feng Xie disarmed another man jumping on his shoulders and threw the dagger that was just obtained headshotting another guy before cracking the neck of the man he was riding.
*BLEURGHHH* One of the viewers vomited on the floor while witnessing the fight and his companion joined him while they patted each other's back. The leader, despite the excruciating pain, stood up and grabbed towards Feng Xie however, he dodged the attempt and then started to line up his shot. Pitcher Feng Xie lines up his aim ready to deal his signature shot. Feng Xie then threw the last dagger in his arms and aimed at the leader's anus and threw it. He shoots! The dagger zoomed with incredible speed and pierced the man's arse. AND HE SCORES! A TREMENDOUS DEFEAT FOR THE BANDITS! AND A WICKED PLAY FOR THE HOME TEAM!
What used to be a jubilant tavern now became a bloodfest with corpses littered on the floor and blood leaking out them...