"What is the meaning of life?" Shi Xianghou sorrowfully said, gazing upon the stars as though he was an ancient monk. He was now named Feng Xiaoli and was the little princess of the Feng Clan.
"My princess! Your lowly slave has come on your orders" The system mocked, if it could make a face then it would be one of triumph. Luckily, for Feng Xiaoli, the clan needed a male patriarch so Feng Xiaoli, the young princess became Feng Xi, the young master. "You can hide the outside, but you can't always hide the inside" The system philosophically said when Feng Xi looked into the mirror.
"My God, can you shut the fuck up!?" Feng Xi shouted irritatedly, however the next words dropped his hp from 100,000 to a measly 1.
"What God? I'm your God? It's good that you call me your God. But who the fuck wants a preacher like you? Why should I shut the fuck up? You don't own me you fucking virgin. I thought I had a good master but I got a fucking pile of shit dressed up as a master. At least they could've been laid already. How old are you? 27. A 27-years-old hasn't even gotten on the bed with a girl. How disappointing. You're going to be the next fucking Dumbledore but just remove the 'ledore' and you become fucking Dumb." The system ranted, angrily. Feng Xi collapsed inside clutching his chest however, he seemed to have forgotten that he was female now, so instead of feeling a stiff body. He only felt the small mounds on his chest.
"Fine, you win, you worthless piece of shit." Feng Xi said, raising his hands in surrender.
"That's right Grandson, you better respect your elders properly or its another scolding for you" The system replied as it acted like an elder. -1 HP. Feng Xi finally died, as his soul went to heaven but before that. The devil incarnate aka the system wrapped a chain around it and dragged it back to stuff it in the body.
"Why am I tormented by you." Feng Xi cried out.
"I'm tormenting you? Me? You're fucking tormenting me with that ladyboy look. You're a disgrace to Men in the whole entire fucking world. Oh, wait! I forgot! You aren't even a man! You're a girl, so please shut your mouth sometimes the world doesn't need your opinion." The system replied quickly as it pierced the weak spots of Feng Xi. If it was included in Dark Souls 3 then Darkeater Midir would be the second hardest and this system will take first place. Feng Xi battled with the wrong person if you counted the system as a person. It took him 2 hours to stop spiraling into chronic depression as he said.
"Stats" Then a bright UI appeared with a blinding light as a system notification ringed 'You are now blind'. "Fuck what?" He stammered. 'Partially' the notification said. Oh, that's good. He thought. Wait I'm partially blind? Fuck You! Could've given me a warning, you bastard.
"I can fucking hear you, you know... Better if I got you fully blind." The System angrily retorted. Feng Xi cried tearlessly again, as he then looked at his stats.
Name: Feng Xi
Gender: Female 'System Comment: You're not going to escape it'
HP: 200/200
QI: 0/140
Level: Body Refinement Stage 4 'System Comment: At least Akibara gave you a portion of your strength back'
Attack: 23+10
Defense: 7
Intelligence: 28+10 'System Comment: At least being a virgin has its strengths'
Agility: 18 'System Comment:3x a normal person around your age'
Endurance: 100 'System Comment: What the fuck happened to you last life. Its fucking maxed out'
Luck: 9 'System Comment: How the fuck are you so lucky?'
Titles:
Archmage- +10 Intelligence +10 QI Capacity 'System Comment: I wasn't joking'
Blood of The Phoenix- +100 HP +30 QI Capacity +Supreme Affinity with Fire +10 Attack'System Comment: I call hacks. Wheres the GMs?'
Overall Comment: Don't be too smug with yourself, you're still a piece of shit, just a higher quality piece of shit.
Why hate though? Feng Xi thought, sighing constantly as he looked at the comments that were trying to pull him down pegs. Either way, he struck gold with this body, it was an MC body something that would be in a novel. But it was still female.
"Hey, aren't you supposed to give me a quest?" Feng Xi asked, questioningly.
"You expect me to help you? Do you think quests can be given easily? Go find them yourself. You idiot." The System replied. So Feng Xi, aged 3, decided to experience the world outside the clan.