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Naruto: I Stole Itachi's Wife on the Night of the Nine-Tails Attack

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This book is also known as "The Night of the Massacre, I Joined the Akatsuki", "In Naruto, I Annihilated the Third Hokage and Danzo's Clan", "In Konoha, I Became a Rogue Ninja". Fujiwara Chiya transmigrated into the world of Naruto, with his starting point being the Night of the Nine-Tails. Naruto was born, and I transmigrated. By accident, I even saved Uchiha Izumi. There are only seven years left until the Night of the Massacre. The Third Hokage wants to wipe out the Uchiha clan, Danzo wants to exterminate the Uchiha clan, the filial son (Itachi) wants to slaughter the Uchiha clan, and my girlfriend is about to face deadly danger. What should I do? There's no other way. On the night of the massacre, in order to save my girlfriend, I had no choice but to make a deal with Obito and then take my girlfriend to join the Akatsuki. I swear, joining the Akatsuki has absolutely nothing to do with Konan. ...... Tags: Naruto, Ninja World, Konoha, Rogue Ninja, Akatsuki PS: The author already has three completed works with over 10,000 high-level subscribers, all of which have been rated as premium. Highly recommended.
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Chapter 1 - Word Filler (skip)

**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.**Rizz Taoist Master**

For the final showdown, the other NPCs and betas of the world gathered to strike Fang Yuan.

"Fang Yuan! You are in over your gyatt!" an NPC said. "The world's sigmas have joined to take you down- how dare you try to rizz up Eternity Gu? You think you're some jelqed temp, but you're just a gooner who we're going to Fanum Tax."

At these words, the Great Rizz Venerable Fang Yuan himself approached them. "In over my gyatt am I? You call yourselves sigmas, but all I see are a bunch of haters lackin' in my crib, no cap." He immediately unleashed his level 10 aura causing thousands to cream instantly.

The Great Rizz Venerable then revealed what he was standing next to.

"A Skibidi Toilet!"

"Indeed, and using this skibidi toilet I've managed to rizz up Rank Ten Brainrot Gu!" Fang Yuan unleashed the power of the brainrot gu upon the gathered crowd. Using the power of a single TikTok reel, he was able to activate the brainrot gu, reducing everyone's attention span to 0.069 (nice!) miliseconds.

"Ayo fam, what were we doin' here?"

"IDK bro, let's go mog somewhere else."

Like that the enemy army dispersed.

Fang Yuan remembered his own words at this point.

"I used to scream, but now my voice is gone, like, byeee.

I used to cry, but now my tears just, like, evaporated or something.

I used to feel all sad, but now I'm basically unbreakable.

I used to be hype, but now I'm just like... whatever, world.

And now?

All I got left is a straight face, my stare like, literally stone-cold, and I just keep going, no matter what.

This is me, a sigma, just vibing with that Fang Yuan-level *perseverance* energy."

Fang Yuan went back to mewing as the assembled army collapsed before him.

"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin',

But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?

A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.

Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L's and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.

Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.

Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"- Fang Yuan.