LUTA!!!

Once upon a life, there was Me. My name's Me. Mom says I'm Me because I'm me. Weird, right? Sounds okay to me tho. Fast forward to my main point... It's the year 2025, and I am in a hospital bed with so many noisy machines beeping around me. Gosh!!! These things are so annoying. I'll tell you what happened. 45 years ago, my mom gave birth to me. My birth was an awkward one. Ugh! It's embarrassing to say, but I'm telling you my story, so I will say it. My mom visited the bank on a fateful Monday morning with me in her big baby bump. Well, everyone thought I was a 'two' in one stomach. But finally, I came out alone. Right there and then, Mom was feeling it. Instead of going to the hospital, she comes back home with the help of my two aunties, Jay and Viralé. I-was-born-in-a-toilet. Mom said my birth was a terrible one. She was just screaming all over the place like a deranged hippo. And you're wondering, right? I also did wonder. She said she did it on purpose. She wanted to try out what it feels like to give birth without the help of a hospital. And I ask again, "Why me?".