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Chapter 33 - I am not Vin Diesel, I am Lose Petrol

Let's go a few minutes back. But before that :

A woman was walking home with her 3 daughters.

The eldest daughter turned to her and asked, "Mummy, how did I get my name?"

"Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose."

The second daughter, now curious, asked the same question.

"Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily."

The third girl asked, "HHGHGN?! DDDNBHG!"

"Shhh, quiet now, Cinderblock."

So after I teleported the citizens and the soldiers to Fetisia continent, only the Heroes were left.

I told them to stay safe from the missiles and if someone came out of the spaceships, attack them. They weren't able to harm the ships anyway. Might as well wait till the attackers come out themselves.

I would have tried to destroy the ships myself but if my skill doesn't work, then Heroes would lose confidence in me and heck, I myself would go underground and start a family with rabbits.

And what if my attack makes the people inside the ship angry and they start attacking all the seven continents. My grandma shouldn't be hurt. Not to mention the common people.

Anyway, after ordering the Heroes, me and Erect decided to follow the largest ship.

That was the only ship that wasn't shooting any missiles and it was constantly moving in a certain direction.

We followed behind it but from far and soon, it crossed the Night Fall river.

Me and Erect both looked at each other as after that river, there were two continents that belonged to the Aliens.

Gangbang and Cuckwell.

"Are there Aliens inside these ships?" I asked.

"It can't be. The continents of the Aliens have been attacked too. We have to see it, my lord."

"Yes. Go and see. Tell me from there." I delegated the task.

"Like hell. You are the king. You go, I'll stay behind you." Erect outright refused me. His fear outgrew his respect for me.

But fuck that. I don't want to stay in the front.

"Let's do stone paper scissors!" I suggested.

"What the fuck is that? Don't waste time. This world is in danger. You are the Hero King!"

"I am the hero king. Not Vin Diesel for fucks sake."

[ Go, Racis! Only you can do it. You have the Skills! ]

'Fuck you.'

[ You may. After all this is over. ]

Shit. I forgot about it. The old man was ready to do anything to make me fight.

I looked at Erect and his face told me he won't budge from his decision.

I have to stay in the front. I am the Hero King. I have job security but no security in the job.

"Fine."

I agreed in the end and flew towards the Alien continents.

As I flew closer to the Gangbang and Cuckwell continents, I heard screams similar to what I was hearing from the common people.

Smoke was coming from the land and the Aliens were dying as well.

I flew closer and saw the spaceships doing damage to the Aliens.

Missiles were landing on their continents too and they were dying.

I heard their cries and for a moment, they appeared Human to me.

"Where is your King? Why isn't he saving you all?" I asked, hovering above the Cuckwell continent.

The Aliens looked in the sky and they all… joined their hands.

"Save us, Hero King."

"Forget about our animosity for now."

"Save us."

They begged for their lives.

I turned my head at Erect. He hates the Aliens the most.

"My parents must have begged for their lives just like this, my lord. Let these bastards die."

As expected, Erect wanted the Aliens to die.

I sighed. "Your parents begged for their lives to the Aliens but the Aliens didn't spare them. And now they are begging you for their lives and you don't want to save them. Aren't you the same as these Aliens then?"

Erect went silent.

He stared at the crying aliens and their children were also there.

"You are right, my lord. We shouldn't become like our enemies."

I nodded. "Yes."

Erect smiled. "So will you save them?"

I frowned.

"Of course not. Why would I do that?"

"Huh? Then what was all that?"

"I was just saying. Why the hell will I save them? And how? I can't teleport them to Fetisia or Nipplis, they might start killing Humans because of their nature."

"Then what about not becoming like our enemies? Why did you go all philosophical?"

"I just like to say these things. It makes you popular with friends, Their King will save them. They should be strong. They are Aliens. They are born stronger than Humans."

"Sure... I guess?"

"Everyone." I addressed the Aliens. "I will go see your King. I can't do anything about you lot right now."

I started flying again as the largest spaceship moved towards the Ganbang continent.

Erect followed me closely.

After a few seconds, the spaceship reached above the Gangbang continent and it finally stopped moving.

Me and Erect also stopped.

The Gangbang also had the same destruction as the other continents but as soon as the largest ship arrived above it, the smaller ships attacking it went away.

Now it was in front of us and between that and us, was only the continent.

All in all, the spaceship was far from us but in front of us.

Its white color stung my eyes.

It had no dust on it. They must have hired a sweeper for their spaceship.

BEEP!

BEEP!

BEEP!

The ship made a sound. It rang three times and that sound was a message to the other small ships.

How did I know that?

Because the other spaceships stopped attacking.

The missiles stopped.

The big spaceship Beeped to tell the other spaceships to stop the missile.

Now silence reigned everywhere.

The largest spaceship, still hovering, made some sounds like something opening.

Then slowly, from the bottom of the spaceship, a ramp descended. It was the door of the spaceship.

The door of the spaceship was finally opening.

Someone would finally come out.

My heart would leap out of my chest.

The ramp opened full and then…

THUMP!

THUMP!

Footsteps resounded from inside and by hearing the sound of them, I believe I am cooked.

I don't want to find out who or what is coming out.

The ship remained in the air and the footsteps became louder.

I saw a shadow then a silhouette appeared.

And judging by the size of the silhouette something horrendous was coming out.

I don't want to be here. I don't want to stay in front of it. I don't want to know what that is.

"Let's hide, Erect." I said.

"Why? You should fight whoever comes out." Erect retorted.

"Fight? I can't do that. See that silhouette? What kind of monster has that size? I don't want to face it."

Erect held both of my shoulders.

"Believe in yourself, my lord."

He was serious. He shook my shoulders.

"You are the Hero King, my lord. You can do it!"

"Yeah?"

[ Yes. You are the strongest! Saitama, who? ]

"Yeahh?"

"You killed an Alien with your sneeze alone! You are overpowered, my lord!"

"Yeah. You are kinda right."

"Yes. You are the best. You can make people laugh. You are the full package!"

"Yeah!"

[ You are the Best! ]

"Hell yeah! I am the best!"

"Yes. You are the baddest motherfcuker alive! You are the Hero King! You are a lord, my lord!"

"Yeah! I am the best! I will kill whoever is inside it! I am the best!"

"Yes! You, my lord, are the most violent, the most diabolical, the most dangerous. A beast slayer, A conqueror! Conqueror! The goat of all goats!"

"Fuck yeahhhh! Come out, you spaceship bastard! I am fucking overpowered, bitch."

The silhouette moved.

Are those horns?

The silhouette moved even more forward.

It came to light.

In full glory, I saw it.

And, welp, everyone...

I am dead.