Think of a number between 1 to 10.
Done?
Now think of a color.
Alright.
Now fuck yourself.
I am shit scared here and you want to play some game!
I know that Erect and Supreme Man did their best to motivate me but as soon as that silhouette came to light, all my motivation vanished like my best friend after his girlfriend got pregnant.
I mean, I don't know its pronouns but it had red skin, two big horns coming out of its head and the motherfucker was built.
I know you won't believe me unless you see it for yourself. That's why I'll do some magic and you will see it here in this paragraph.
Now you believe me? Those red eyes and the menacing look it has on its face. It will make anyone pregnant just out of fear.
"My lord." Erect spoke.
"Don't you dare say anything."
"Let's hide."
I paused.
"Now you are acting like a Hero. Yes. Let's hide."
THUMP!
That thing landed on the Gangbang continent.
And before I could go into hiding, the glare of its red eyes landed straight on me.
Now we can't hide.
"He saw you, my lord." Erect said.
"He? I was addressing him as it. And not 'you' he saw 'us'."
"No. He saw you, my lord. You look more majestic. Of course he saw you. So, I am going to hide. You take care."
This bitch…
"Come here."
I held Erect's hand and waved him in the air.
"See him. See him." I shouted.
The monster finally looked and I made sure Erect was watching it.
"Now he saw you too. You can't hide as well."
I stopped waving Erect.
Erect now stood beside me again.
"If I may, I would like to say something, my lord."
"Go ahead."
Erect took a deep breath and..
"That was a scum move, you bastard!"
…
I put a finger in my ear and shook my head as well.
Did Erect say all that? Guess he is angry.
"That's all." Then he came back to normal.
I sighed. Everyone is on edge today.
Me and Erect were still in the air and the other Heroes were on other continents.
All in all, only us two Heroes were in the air.
Anyway, the monster, after looking at Erect, did nothing. He was just standing in the middle of the Gangbang continent.
"What is he waiting for?" Erect asked.
"Probably waiting for me to say some more jokes before things get too serious?"
"Don't think about comedy right now, my lord. Look at him! He looks diabolical. If he comes to our country, he will make your father drink his milk."
"Yeah. And knowing my father, he will drink it as well."
"Shit. We are drifting again to comedy. This is serious shit, my lord."
"Your vocabulary is changing, Erect. Usually you never speak words like that."
"Fcuk my vocabulary!"
"How?"
"Not literally, my lord. Ugh. I am saying vocabulary is the last thing you should worry about. You should fight him!"
"Yeah right. I thought we weren't doing comedy."
"I am serious. You have to kill him."
"Are you mad? If he looks at me again, you will smell a foul stench from my pants."
"If you fight with him, will you lose?" Erect asked.
I stayed silent but eventually, I answered :
"Nah. I'd die."
Erect shook his head.
"You are being negative, my lord. At least try."
Try? I would rather eat Unicorn semen again.
But I can't say it. Erect would lose all his remaining respect for me.
"Let's see if he is really the enemy." I said.
"He was literally shooting missiles." Erect retorted.
"I know. But now he isn't. He is just standing there. Maybe, he has a change of heart."
"No one changes hearts that fast."
"Some surgeons do."
"Who the fuck is that? What are you saying, my lord?"
I sighed. "Fine. We will land inside the continent. But still watch him from afar. Alright?"
"Good enough."
[ You have to kill him if he is an enemy, Racis. ]
'You are a God. Find what is going on yourself. The Gods of Earth are way better than you. At least they don't ask for help from mortals.'
[ I am trying to find out what is going on. You just protect my planet till I find out. ]
'Your planet this, your planet that. What are you, an Asgard resident?'
[ I don't care what you say. I am doing my work and you do you. ]
This old man won't listen to anything. I have to go inside Gangbang now.
If it was a real thing I would have loved to be a part of that, but it was just the name of the planet.
"Hold my shoulder, Erect." I said.
Erect did that.
Then I roamed my eyes and found a boundary wall of some kind.
I teleported there.
Now Erect and I were inside the Gangbang continent.
We were behind a wall that kind of covered the city or a place where that monster stood.
It was like a round boundary wall but not tall.
Me and Erect could still peek over it and see the monster.
There was a dustbin kept at my right side and on my left side was Erect.
"Now what?" Erect whispered.
"Now we wait." I said.
"For what?"
"Your mom."
"My lord?"
"Shut up. Now we wait for him to do something. Stop asking so many questions."
"Okay."
Erect and I waited.
The monster kept standing in the middle of whichever country or city he was standing. His eyes were locked on the ground below him.
He didn't move an inch.
We were behind him as I had no intention of playing a staring contest with that guy.
So now we could see him, and he could not see us… probably.
"Permit me to inquire, venerable fellow citizens of our great nation, is it your noble persona that I am presently privileged to encounter?"
"Shut up, Erect. And don't change your voice all of a sudden."
"But I didn't say anything."
Huh?
"Then who spoke just now? Could it be…" My eyes widened. "That red guy?"
"I don't think so. Why would he call us fellow citizens?" Erect said.
I agree with him.
Then who talked to us?
I turned my head all around. I don't want to get gangbanged here. I wanted to take part in doing the gangbang, not the one getting gangbanged.
"Is someone there?" I asked, my voice low.
"Indeed, I acknowledge that I was the very personage who uttered those precipitously penned phrases, unknown interlocutor."
Me and Erect both heard the voice again and we both also got to know what was speaking.
"My lord,"
"Yeah. I know."
"Are we already dead and now we are just imagining the after life in our head?"
"I think so. But…"
I sat down on the ground, held my head and a silent scream escaped from my mouth..
"Why the hell would I ever dream about a fucking dustbin talking to me?! That too in better English than me!?"