Scene 1: Going Viral, Literally
Luo Fan ducked under the tiger's claws, his bare chest scraped but glowing with an odd, system-granted aura.
**[User [DemonQueen666] Comment: "10/10 abs! More plz!"]**
Luo Fan (yelling):
"I'm not a piece of meat, you know!"
He leapt onto the tiger's back, channeling his meager Qi into a chokehold. The hologram flickered:
**[Strength +10 Temporary Buff! Use "Raging Bull" Technique? (Cost: 50 SC)]**
**Luo Fan** (grunting):
"Do I have a choice? Yes!"
His fists ignited with crimson energy. Boom!The tiger collapsed, dazed.
**[Ding! 1,000 Spirit Coins Earned! New Subscribers: 45!]**
**[Achievement Unlocked: "First Blood!" Reward: Low-Grade Healing Pill.]**
Luo Fan (collapsing):
"Pills? Now we're talking."
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Scene 2: The Ice Phoenix Saintess
As Luo Fan swallowed the pill, a voice rang out:
Ling Yue (coldly):
"Who dares make a spectacle in my ravine?"
A woman descended on a frost phoenix, her robes whiter than snow. The hologram exploded with comments:
**[User [SimpLord]: "Waifu alert! Marry her!"]**
Luo Fan (blinking):
"Uh… Hi? I'm just a humble herb gatherer."
Ling Yue (narrowing her eyes):
"Humble? You reek of chaos. That mirror—where did you get it?"
She pointed at the artifact, now glowing ominously.
**[Ding! Hidden Quest: "Steal the Saintess's Hairpin!" Reward: 5,000 SC!]**
Luo Fan (whispering to the screen):
"Are you crazy? She'll freeze my organs!"
**[User [ChaosEnjoyer] Donated 200 SC: "DO IT!"]**
Luo Fan (sighing):
"…Fine. But if I die, I'm haunting all of you."
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Scene 3: The Heist
Luo Fan bowed dramatically, hiding his trembling hands.
Luo Fan: "Noble Saintess, your beauty outshines the moon! May I… uh… admire your hairpin?"
Ling Yue (blushing slightly): "You dare flirt with—?"
He lunged, snatching the jade hairpin. The phoenix screeched.
Ling Yue (enraged): "THIEF!"
**[Quest Complete! 5,000 SC Acquired!]**
**[User [Void_Emperor]: "Run, fool! She's Level 200!"]**
Luo Fan bolted, Ling Yue's icy bolts shattering trees behind him.
Luo Fan (yelling): "WORST. FANBASE. EVER!"
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Cliffhanger Ending
As Luo Fan fled, the mirror buzzed again:
**[Ding! New Sponsor: "Shadow Demon Sect" donated 10,000 SC! Demand: "Wear this cursed armor for 24 hours!"]**
A spiked, sentient armor materialized, cackling.
Cursed Armor (growling): "WEAR ME, MORTAL! I HUNGER FOR BLOOD!"
Luo Fan (paling): "Nope. Nope. Nope!"
**[System Alert: Sponsor demand mandatory. Equipping…]**
Luo Fan (screaming as the armor latched onto him): "I HATE YOU ALL!"
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