Scene 1: The Armor's Sentient Shenanigans
The cursed armor clamped onto Luo Fan's body, its spikes digging into his skin. A gruff voice echoed in his mind:
Cursed Armor:
"FINALLY! A meat puppet! Let's bathe in blood, mortal! Start with that icy wench chasing us!"
Luo Fan (sprinting through the forest):
"No blood-bathing! And stop moving my legs—I'm the one running!"
The armor cackled, forcing Luo Fan to backflip over a fallen tree as Ling Yue's ice spears shattered the ground behind him.
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Luo Fan (yelling at the hologram):
"You're all monsters!"
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Scene 2: Negotiating with the Saintess
Luo Fan skidded to a halt at a cliff's edge. Ling Yue landed gracefully on her phoenix, her frost Qi forming icicles in the air.
Ling Yue (coldly):
"Return my hairpin, thief, and I'll make your death quick."
Luo Fan (raising his hands):
"Look, I didn't want to steal it! My… uh… artifact made me!"
He gestured to the hologram. Ling Yue squinted at the floating screen.
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Luo Fan (desperate):
"Also, you're very pretty! Stunning! A-plus cheekbones!"
Ling Yue (blushing furiously):
"Y-You think this flattery will save you?!"
The cursed armor chose that moment to lurch forward, forcing Luo Fan into a bow so deep his nose scraped the dirt.
Cursed Armor:
"GROVEL, MORTAL! Maybe she'll adopt you as her pet!"
Ling Yue (stunned silence): "…What is that armor?"
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Scene 3: The Sponsor's Twist
Before Luo Fan could answer, the hologram flashed:
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Luo Fan (whispering):
"Are you kidding me?!"
Ling Yue (noticing his panic):
"What did it say? Tell me!"
Luo Fan (standing abruptly):
"Nothing! Just… admiring your phoenix! So fluffy! Can I pet it?"
The phoenix hissed, spewing frost that froze Luo Fan's left foot.
Cursed Armor:
"PATHETIC! Let me take over! I'll bite her phoenix's tail!"
Luo Fan (wrestling control):
"No biting! No kissing! No—"
The armor lunged. Ling Yue drew her sword.
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Cliffhanger Ending
As Luo Fan and the armor tumbled toward Ling Yue, the hologram blared:
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Luo Fan (horrified):
"I'd rather die!"
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The armor's spikes began to… shimmy.
Luo Fan (screaming):
"NOOOOO—!"
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