[ Chapter II (2): "CURRENT GOAL: KILL THEM ALL" ]
[ MISSION NO. 1: SCP-3008 INFINITE IKEA ]
[ RE-CONTAINMENT REQUIREMENTS: KILL 1000 SCP-3008-2 (THE STAFF) INSTANCES ]
[ GOOD LUCK! ]
Good fucking what?
Felix who was searching the shelves right besides him couldn't help but stop dead in his tracks when he noticed the sudden shift in the text shown before. That having been replaced with these new words that sounded dumb to his ears.
Sir excuse me what the fuck is thi-?
In silence, Felix tried to not even breathe as he noticed something not so far away from him. His suspicion getting the best of him as his legs falter slightly.
SCP-3008? Infinite IKEA? SCP-Univ.? T-this is, w-wait!
The figure he noticed slowly came into his view, a tall slender-like creature with a pale hairless head, body, and elongated arms and legs could be seen holding a box of something.
Robotically moving down the isle of shelves, the clothes becoming noticeable to Felix who's well-versed with SCP Lore — yellow shirt with blue lines going down it, wearing blue trousers.
Yes, one of the worst nightmares of Felix came to life right then and there. Just like how his good dreams came to life, so does the bad.
H-holy shit!
To say that Felix isn't shitting his pants right now from fear, and excitement could be said to be false. As he does, metaphorically of course as he noticed the figure of one SCP-3008-2 instance, one he only knows off through writings, and fan created images.
The real thing being much more beautifu-
[ "The store is now closed. Please exit the building." ] What? A monotone could be heard coming out from the SCP-Monster, even though the thing doesn't have any mouth, its face being blank like a sheet of paper.
From the voice lines Felix could eerily remember a small detail about such SCP-Monsters, or, the SCP-3008-2 to be exact.
Like what the... floating box said they are called the Staff, living inside SCP-3008-1 the Infinite IKEA itself. They are known to roam inside it, stocking the shelves day in and day out.
And oh, killing and/or infecting any other personel that isn't an SCP-3008-2 instance. Which Felix who's a stranger here, even to the whole universe of this, properly fits in.
As he backs away in fear, still a grin in his face as he notices the pale monster drop the box it is holding with a thud. Breaking the vase...? Or, well, the thing inside those boxes as it ran to him, wanting to tear his head off, or do unspeakable things that Felix doesn't want to know.
[ "H-holy shit!" ]
[ "The store is now closed. Please exit the building... The store is now closed. Please exit the building... The store is now closed. Please exit the building..." ]
Running away from it, a single sweat falls from his head to the ground before ultimately disappearing away from his sigh. As the insides of the Infinite IKEA is currently at the night procedure, meaning all SCP-3008-2 instance are currently in killing mode.
Gifted in strength, speed, durability, endurance, and other such factors that makes it unfair for a normal no-maj, or muggle like Felix to fight with.
Felix of course couldn't out run the thing, as the distorted speech of the deadly 9-to-5 monster behind him comes to his ear. It not sounding pleasing to him who knows the context of what it'll do next.
[ "The store is now closed. Please exit the building... The store is now closed. Please exit the building..." ]
[ "Fuck you wanker! Fuck you!!!" ] Flipping off the thing, Felix noticed one bad thing. In the maze-like Infinite IKEA he found himself in. He found one of the ways which leads to a dead end, oh, dear.
The shelves of stuff toys of different animals, and characters that he doesn't even know existed, or what the fuck seemingly looking down at him, mocking through their demonic smile ridden faces.
[ "O-oh fuc-!" ] Felix was about to curse out loud in seeing such scenario, but before he could do so, someone grabbed his neck and snapped it. Turning his head a full 180 as he stares at the face of the monster who done it to him.
Fu...ck
[ "The store is now closed. Please exit the buil..." ]
Before his body was promptly let go off, his mouth agape, red-eyes slightly wide slowly losing its color the seconds go by.
The second body of Felix ended like that, snapped 180 by an SCP-3008-2 instances while he runs away from it. The orb of light representing his soul slowly rises up from the body, something which the SCP-Monster that killed him couldn't see.
The slow moving orb then suddenly shot through the sky, into another part of the Infinite IKEA, trying to find another vessel for it to enter into.
Felix who is a passanger inside his own... soul couldn't do a thing as he watches himself go through this act again, before ultimately slowing down and landing harshly on another body.
The figure, apperance, structure, and eye-color of this body seemingly changing to mimick his original one. Shooting up, Felix who now inhabited this body couldn't help but grasp for air, waking up like a zombie this time with both arms raised.
[ "Ahhh!" ]
[ "Oh wait, its... Huh?!" ]
Touching himse... his seemingly new body, Felix couldn't help but be rendered confuse as to what's happening. This is his third body in... a day? two days? No matter what, abomination, how can his soul have a will on its own a seemingly occupy any husk that is at it's own disposal.
He fears that some day when he died that his soul will go haywire and instead go into a rat's body, or an ant's... Oh wait? I'm immortal?!
Felix looked around, his excitement quickly disappearing as he noticed the new space he found himself in. In comparison to the suffocating maze-like he found himself earlier, this new spawn point seems to be the opposite.
As he instead notices the open-space around him. No shelves to hide him, or to make him chose between road left, or road right. No, beds of multiple colors and designs could be seen laid out in rows spanning for thousands of miles, with no end in sight.
In what supposed to be a positive quickly became a negative in the eyes of Felix who noticed countless of SCP-3008-2 instances looking at him, all sharing the same features with little deviation.
Some bulkier than others, some taller, some shorter, and some even have long legs and short torso. And so on and so forth, mix and match between those as they all stared at Felix who's slowly losing his smile.
Before they could even do a thing, Felix already had an head start as he runs and jumps on the bed cushions to the other cushions, and so on and so forth, in hope that he may at the very least outrun this things.
The thrill of being reincarnated, or, transmigrated into another universe. One that he only knows off as fictional coming into reality in front of his eyes, was immediately replaced instead by fear.
The phantom pain he felt from the head snap is still there, lingering around his neck as he sweats frantically. All the while pale monsters chases his tale, him hoping that they don't catch up to him;
[ "The store is now closed. Please exit the building..." ]
[ "The store is now closed. Please exit the building..." ]
[ "The store is now closed. Please exit the building..." ]
[ "SHUT UP! L-leave me the fuck alone!" ] Flipping them off using his free hand, Felix could he seen both parkouring and praying inside that he may not have a gruesome death at the very least. [ "Fuuuuuuuuck!" ]
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[ WRITTEN: 02/01/2025 ]
[ POSTED: 02/04/2025 ]