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Unwitting Villain's Manual

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Chapter 1 - "THE DUMBEST VILLAIN IN HISTORY"

📢 DING! [First Mission Complete!]

➡️ Reward obtained: +10% Intimidation and a free "Sinister Laugh" skill.

Leonel sat frozen on his throne.

That worked?!

Around him, his "followers" were cheering like crazy.

"HIS FIRST EVIL DECLARATION! WE ARE BLESSED!"

"The master has returned in full power!"

"GLORY TO LORD NIGHTSHADE!"

Leonel blinked.

"…These people are idiots."

📢 DING! [New Mission: Choose Your First Villainous Scheme!]

➡️ Suggested Options:

Invade a village and spread chaos.Steal food from a child to prove your cruelty.Declare dominion over an entire kingdom!

Leonel's eye twitched.

"THESE ARE TERRIBLE OPTIONS!"

He immediately tried to refuse the mission.

📢 DING! [Refusal detected. Applying penalty…]

"WAIT—"

📢 DING! [Auto 'Malevolent Gaze' Activated.]

His eyes suddenly glowed red and a dark aura surrounded him.

His followers GASPED.

"HE'S SUMMONING HIS DARK ENERGY!"

"THIS IS THE SIGN OF A GREAT EVIL SCHEME COMING!"

"WE MUST PREPARE!"

Leonel covered his face with his hands.

"This system is the worst."

He had to think fast.

Fine. If he had to pick a "villainous scheme"… he'd choose something harmless.

He stood up, raised his hand, and declared:

"Our first step will be…"

His followers held their breath.

"TO TAKE CONTROL… OF EVERY BAKERY IN THE KINGDOM!"

Silence.

Leonel smirked. "Nice. No one gets hurt, and I get free bread."

📢 DING! [Mission Accepted! You are now the #1 Enemy of the Baker's Guild!]

Leonel's smile vanished.

"…The WHAT?!"

Just then, a messenger burst into the room.

"SIR! The Baker's Guild heard your declaration of war! They're coming to attack with hardened breadsticks and explosive croissants!"

Leonel buried his face in his hands.

"This is going to be a nightmare."