Y/n: Nice place you have here
Arcee: Be quiet your our prisoner
Y/n: Then where's the cage?
Arcee:......Were working on that
Y/n: Sure anyway what do you want me to do
Suddenly an old looking bot comes over with a syringe in his hand
Rachet: First we need samples to know what your weak against so if you could be so ki-
Y/n: Nononononono Not happening I hate needles
Rachet: Well you dont have much of a choice now
Rachet trys to stab me with the syringe but I open myself before it hits me causing it to go through
Rachet: Wha?
Bulkhead: Yeah if you want to try something with them your gonna need it to be less physical because that doesn't really work on THEM
Optimus: Y/n you said you would follow orders let Rachet take the sample before your exterminated
Y/n: And how are you going to do that?
Arcee then blast a small piece of me off as I look around I notice all of the Autobots have there weapons drawn and aimed at me
Arcee: We cant hurt you but our Blasters can
Ratchet then goes and collects the broken off piece before returning to his workstation with a huff
Y/n: Ok now that you got what you want why dont you drop your weapons hmm?
They lower there weapons as they all just look at me,Waiting until I do something. Thats when I notice a certain pink haired girl approaching me, no one else noticing her until she gets at my feet.
Miko: So your the slime!!!
Bulkhead: Miko!
Bulkhead comes and picks up the human before backing up to his old position
Y/n: Am I just going to stand here until they get tired or?
Miko: Whats wrong Bulk I just wanted to talk to them?
Bulkhead: I dont think they want to talk?
Y/n: Yeah I do I'm bored
Miko: SEE
Bulkhead: Ok but what if they grab you and use you as a human shield then what?
Miko: They wouldn't do that they said so! Something about not hurting us because we cant defend ourselves!!!
Raph: They did say that
Arcee: And we can trust them their a con!
Y/n: No I work with them I am not one of them we talked about this in the medbay? Speaking of which frag you!
Arcee: Oh suck it up glitch were still enemys
Optimus: Language! theres children
Y/n: Wow Arcee wasnt lying when she said your like a father figure?
I then ignored the two as Bumblebee caught my eye. I started moving to him I noticed the others start to ready there weapons when I was about 5 feet away from him
Y/n: Hello
Bumblebee: What?
Y/n: Do you want to do something?
Bumblebee: Not with you
Y/n: geez fine
I them make my way to the humans but dont get far as a shot flys past my head. I look at Arcee smoke coming off her barrel
Arcee: Dont even think about it
Y/n: What? Dont want me to touch your frag toy?
Everyones optics went wide at that as I could see the wtf written on there faces
Arcee: What!
Y/n: Oh come on theirs no way you two dont do it! I keep surveillance with Soundwave and see how you act to eachother!!!
Acree silenced me as she blast my body and head multiple times. I reform as they calm down a bit
Y/n: OOOWWW!!! I deserve that but still!
Arcee: Optimus can I please snuff out whatever keeps them alive?
Optimus: No their just trying to get under our skin, as the humans say
Y/n: Optimus I could say something about what you just said but I know it will get me killed
Optimus: Y/n what is your goal. You came with us a little too easily, you want something?
Y/n: I came with you because Im taking a vacation from Megatron, he's upset me recently
Bulkhead: So why come with us? Why not head to a nice beach or something
Y/n: Because you guys seem like fun and nice people, except Arcee, I just want to catch a break!
Ratchet: heh Your not the only one
Y/n: So I came with you guys. Megatron cant track me and I get to hangout with some interesting people, its a win win
Bumblebee: Wait your not going to try and kill us?
Y/n: Nope I just wanna see you guys
Optimus: What you say may be true but we can not risk it so please follow orders and mind your manners
Everyone then dispersed as they go and do there own thing except Bumblebee and the humans who approach me
Bumblebee: Is it true?
Y/n: what is?
Raph: Seriously Bumblebee I expect this from Miko but you?
Miko: What do you expect of me?
Raph: To ask if Jack and Arcee....you know
Miko: Well...Your not wrong to expect that now spill goo thing!
Jack: Whoa Whoa Whoa I can already spill it for you we dont!
Y/n: Eh I just said it to annoy her.... Then again~
Bumblebee: How do you know?
Jack trys to protest but everyone nods their head in agreement causing him to groan and walk away
Y/n: I can tell this is going to be fun!!!