"Let's never leave." Sanji said. "I'm so pleased that you're all having such a wonderful time!" Igaram said before getting a dark look and whispering. "Very pleased. While the party was going on, Vivi and Mr. 9 were submitting their report that they failed to get whale meat, but managed to draw in some pirates to steal from.
"I'm done." Zoro slurred before falling over after his 13th mug. Nojiko was out after 14 and Nami was still going.
"Is that all ya got Zoro?" Nami slurred. "Wuss."
"Two drinkers left! Both Women! The oranged hair girl vs. Sister."
"Give it up child for your own sake." said a woman in a nun outfit.
"Ha! Forget it." Nami said before laughing. Both then drunk before Sister fell over.
"I'm done." she said. "I WIN!" Nami shouted with a laugh before falling with her eyes spinning. "The money is mine." she mumbled.
"These two sure can dance." someone shouted as Johnny and Yosaku finally passed out from dancing. One by one they were all asleep.
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Later that night, Igaram a.k.a Mr. 8 was meeting with Sister a.k.a Miss Monday, and strong women with pink hair in tiny pigtails and tanned skin, Mr. 9, and Vivi.
"Why couldn't we have ambushed them at the harbor?" Miss Monday asked. "If we had, we wouldn't have had to feed them with what little food we had left. Good thing they didn't ask for whale meat." she said as she sent dark looks at Mr. 9 and Vivi.
"Hey, we tried!" Mr. 9 protested. "You wan't that meat so bad, go kill it yourself!" "Quiet all of you!" Igaram said as he pulled out Luffy's wanted poster. "Take a look at this."
"What?! 48,000,000 berries?!" the trio shouted in disbelief.
"For those morons?!" Mr. 9 said.
"Don't be stupid." Igaram said as he put the poster away. "Looks can be decieving. That goes for *cough* MAAH MAA MAAAAAH~ all of you."
"Sorry." Miss Monday said as she rubbed the back of her head.
"No worries. They're trapped, which will please the boss." Igaram said. "For now, take all that they have from their ship."
"And what should we do with them?" Miss Monday asked, which Mr. 9 suggested to kill them.
"Then the bounty will be cut by 30%." Igaram said. "You know how the Government loves public executions. Now go and bring them here alive."
"Hold up." someone said, getting their attention. "Can you let them sleep a little longer? They've had a rough journey and deserve every wink." The four looked up to see six figures in the moonlight. Zoro, Johnny, Yosaku, Alvida, Gin, and Nojiko were standing up on a rooftop looking down at them. Soon, a few of the townspeople ran out a door.
"Mr. 8! Miss Monday! A few of the pirates escaped when we weren't looking!" one shouted.
"They're up there." Vivi said.
"You little rats!" Igaram said with a scowl. "You should've stayed asleep with your friends!"
"A good swordsman never lets his guard down and never succumbs to drink." Zoro said before he stood up. Soon, all the townsfolk were gathered there with weapons and scowls.
"They look pissed big bro." Johhny said with a chuckle.
"Guess that means the party's over huh?" Yosaku asked with a smile.
"What do you mean?" Gin said as he placed his tonfa over his shoulder and smirked at them all. "I say it's just beginning."
"Looks like we were right in assuming this was all a trap." Alvida said.
"Seeing as how they planned on turning our captain in for his bounty, they can't be anything else but bounty hunters." Nojiko added.
"Throw pirates a party, get them drunk, then steal them blind." Zoro said. "It's original, I'll give ya that." he said before looking around at them all. "Looks like there's around 100 of you scumbags here. We'll gladly take you on. Sound good, Baroque Works?"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?!" Igaram shouted in shock and horror. He and every bounty hunter there were now looking up at him with surprised expressions.
"You did mention that those codenames from before sounded familiar." Yosaku said.
"Simple. I used to be a bounty hunter myself. Your organization offered me a job, which I refused." Zoro said.