"I fucking told you to let go!"
Lan Yishen roared almost hysterically.
"Beg me, and I'll let you go."
Chen Yang turned back and blew smoke right into his face, choking Lan Yishen to the point of almost tearing up.
"Damn it, kill him for me!"
Livid, Lan Yishen's face turned ashen as he waved his hand and two burly bodyguards immediately approached, targeting Chen Yang.
"What comes around goes around!"
Chen Yang's gaze turned cold, and in a swish as quick as Lightning, he delivered a high kick that smashed the man to the ground!
Then, spinning around, a fierce elbow strike landed square on another bodyguard's chest, eliciting a painful scream as his chest caved in with a thud!
The bodyguard crashed into the glass table,
Glass shards flying everywhere, a complete mess!
Silence!
Quiet!
Utter silence!
Lan Yishen froze completely, it took him a while to come to his senses.
"Kid, do you have any idea who the fuck I am? Offend me, and you'll die a miserable death!"
Lan Yishen growled in a low voice, his wrist feeling like it was about to break.
"I truly have no clue who you are."
Chen Yang added a bit more force, causing Lan Yishen to kneel directly in front of him.
"Wow, offering such a grand gesture, how could I possibly accept it?"
Chen Yang adopted a flattered expression.
"Motherfucker, I'm the CEO of Lanhai Group, do you even know..."
Slap!
A crisp slap suddenly rang out.
Lan Yishen hadn't finished speaking when his right cheek swelled up.
"You dare to hit me!"
Lan Yishen was stunned.
"Slap!"
Without hesitation, Chen Yang delivered another slap, and pressing his ear to Lan Yishen, he squinted and spoke loudly, "What? The wind's too loud, I didn't hear what you just said. Say it again."
"Fuck..."
"Slap!"
Another slap!
This slap burst Lan Yishen's front teeth, blood filling his mouth!
"What now? The wind's too loud, I didn't quite catch that. Say it again?"
Chen Yang still squinting one eye, leaned his ear towards Lan Yishen, pretending he hadn't heard.
Lan Yishen: "..."
Lin Yunxi: "..."
"I said, I fucking..."
Slap!
"The wind was too strong, I couldn't hear clearly. Say it again."
"I said... Brother... Never mind... Never mind..."
Lan Yishen waved his hands in pain, his face as swollen as a pig's head, his mouth full of blood.
"Oh, now I hear you clearly."
Chen Yang nodded in satisfaction, finally letting go of him.
Lan Yishen hurriedly rolled and crawled to the office door, covering his unrecognizable face, pointing at Chen Yang and arrogantly shouting, "Kid, I'll remember you! Just you wait! You'll pay for offending me, Lan Yishen!"
This was the first time in Lan Yishen's life that he had suffered such a loss.
But he wasn't stupid. The fact that the other party had easily taken down his two bodyguards meant he was skilled. Therefore, a wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him.
"Remember, my name is Chen Yang. If you're not familiar, you can ask your old man! Oh, and while you're at it, ask him how his right leg is doing."
Chen Yang sneered disdainfully.
"I'll be waiting!"
With a resentful glare, Lan Yishen stormed off after giving Lin Yunxi another look...
Once Lan Yishen's figure disappeared, Chen Yang turned to Lin Yunxi with a smile, "Baby wife, how was my performance? Impressive enough?"
If someone else had done what he did to Lan Yishen, Lin Yunxi would have thought highly of that person.
But Chen Yang's action made her dislike him even more; he was too violent, no different from a street thug.
"Do you know who you just beat up?" Lin Yunxi said with an icy tone.
"I never care who the person is when I'm beating someone up," replied Chen Yang with a shrug.
The remark was so "street," even more so than Wild Boar Peppa, evoking strong disgust in Lin Yunxi's eyes.
She really wanted to curse Chen Yang for being vulgar, but this was, after all, the company, and she needed to maintain her image.
In the end, Lin Yunxi took a deep breath to suppress her anger, then sternly told Chen Yang, "In the future, you're not allowed to hit people at will in the company. Otherwise, don't blame me for not being nice!"
"Dear wife, don't worry, I am a peace-loving person by nature. Generally, I only get physical if absolutely necessary! I don't often engage in such things," Chen Yang stated with a straight face, obviously with a thick skin.
Lin Yunxi gave Chen Yang a deep look before asking, "Let's not talk about this. Tell me about your job role in the company."
"Job role? What role? Are you suggesting I lower myself to take the position of deputy CEO or general manager? I think I'm more suited to be your personal assistant. I stick very close, how about minus twenty centimeters?"
Chen Yang's frivolous remarks come naturally, as if he was driving without a care.
Lin Yunxi almost wanted to pick up the desk's water cup and smash it on Chen Yang – what was he always thinking? Couldn't he be a little more decent?
"You are getting ahead of yourself. You are not qualified for those positions. Go report to the car fleet later," Lin Yunxi said, struggling to contain her anger.
"Car fleet? Baby wife, have you arranged a chauffeur for me? That's so considerate; I'm willing to reward you with a kiss!" Saying this, Chen Yang blew Lin Yunxi a kiss, his expression supremely teasing.
"Drop dead. I'm sending you to work as a driver in the fleet!" Lin Yunxi finally burst out, her cool CEO demeanor crumbling.
"A driver?" Chen Yang was taken aback. He couldn't believe his ears. Him, the Southern Emperor of the assassin world, was being asked to work as a driver?
Isn't that like asking Jack Ma, who regretted founding Alibaba, to deliver packages? What a waste of talent!
Chen Yang's expression, as if he had just eaten shit, made Lin Yunxi feel a lot better. She said, "To let you be a driver in our group is already exceptional.
You should know, even our Lin Group's cleaners have associate degrees. For someone without even a high school diploma like you to get this job is pretty good!"
Towards the end, even a smile appeared on Lin Yunxi's face,
but it was fleeting, disappearing almost instantly as she returned to her usual aloof demeanor.
"Baby wife, let's discuss this again. It's really not suitable for a handsome young man with my grace and charm to work as a driver!"
"Hmph, there's nothing to discuss. Either take the job or don't bother coming back to the villa!" Lin Yunxi said firmly.
If Lin Yunxi were the only person in the villa, he wouldn't mind not going back. But there's also the mature and sexy Sister Liu there. It would be a pity not to see her!
"Alright then, since you so wish for me to be a driver, I'll reluctantly accept. After all, I am your husband," Chen Yang sighed depressingly, his spirit crushed by a little girl's threat, disgracing his reputation as the King of Assassins.
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