Zheng Taibao felt like he had really fucked Snoopy over. He merely took a few steps, and why the hell did his crotch have to get caught? What a bullshit excuse, come on!
In a rage, Zheng Taibao yelled at the team members who were standing at attention: "Are all of you dead, just standing there watching? Get moving, for fuck's sake, beat this little cunt to death!"
The team members looked at each other in dismay and were just about to take action when suddenly a delicate voice sounded from a distance: "What are you doing?"
Chen Yang's eyes lit up instantly. This voice... it's clearly a beautiful girl!
He immediately dropped Zhang Tao and turned to look into the distance, only to see a tomboyish girl striding toward them.
This girl had a slender and graceful figure with delicate and straight legs that were very much worthy of the term 'leggy beauty.'
Chen Yang then moved his gaze to the girl's upper body and saw a pretty and attractive face. She might not be devastatingly beautiful but was definitely a heartthrob level.
But that's not the key point. The crucial detail was that this girl's bust was extremely dominant, at least a D-cup or above. Chen Yang couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
When the girl approached, everyone except Chen Yang shouted: "Hello, Team Captain!"
Team Captain? Chen Yang suddenly realized that she must be the team captain Shen Fangting. What a pity, such a figure, such looks, not becoming a star but choosing to be a driver instead. Truly unfortunate.
"What are you all doing?" Shen Fangting asked angrily again.
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Shen Fangting had a deep background in the company, and there were people shielding her, so that even Zheng Taibao had to be utterly respectful and seek her favor.
Hearing Shen Fangting's question, Zheng Taibao endured the severe pain in his palm and reported to Shen Fangting: "Reporting to the captain, our new team member beat up Zhang Tao. I'm dealing with the issue right now!"
"A new member beating someone?" Shen Fangting asked incredulously. Shouldn't it be the other way around, the veterans bullying the rookie? Why has it become the newcomer bullying the veteran?
"It's true, Captain!" Zhang Tao yelled, holding his wrist, "My wrist is almost crushed by him, Captain, you have to avenge me!"
The others also chimed in: "Captain, I can testify, this kid is really too arrogant, completely disregarding us seniors."
"That's right, such a person should be kicked out of the team and never hired again!"
Shen Fangting's eyebrows rose, her cold gaze swept toward Chen Yang and she asked him: "Why did you hit someone?"
Chen Yang's gaze again swept past Shen Fangting's chest, then he shrugged and said, "They started it, I was just forced to defend myself, I'm the real victim here."
Zhang Tao retorted angrily: "Bullshit, I didn't even hit you! I was just joking with Brother Wang, and you almost crushed my wrist. We can check the surveillance if you don't believe it!"
Chen Yang shook his head and seriously said: "When you slapped Brother Wang, you glanced at me, and I saw killing aura in your eyes. I was scared, so I defended myself!
Besides, I merely gripped your wrist lightly, without any force!"
Everyone present was dumbfounded; that explanation was utterly nonsensical. Killing aura, that kind of thing only exists in novels, okay? How can anyone see a killing aura in real life from a look in the eyes?
Shen Fangting was about to continue speaking when, all of a sudden, a surge of anger bubbled up inside her: "Newcomer, where the hell are you looking? Want to die?"
"I'm looking to see which side your heart leans toward!" Chen Yang shamelessly replied.
"My heart only leans toward justice, no matter what, you did hit Zhang Tao. If you make a mistake, you must face punishment!" Shen Fangting said loudly.
Killing aura flickered in her eyes.
Not giving Chen Yang any face.
"I really want to stab this bastard to death, he is desecrating my goddess!"
As soon as Chen Yang's flirtatious words came out, not even waiting for Shen Fangting's reaction, the team members started shouting, rolling up their sleeves, ready to give Chen Yang a brutal beating!
Women with both temperament and beauty like Shen Fangting are absolutely goddess-level figures in the eyes of a bunch of big guys in the motorcade, and who knows how many are secretly in love with Shen Fangting.
Chen Yang teasing her was like stirring up a hornet's nest, the only reason these guys didn't chop Chen Yang into ten or eight pieces on the spot was because a harmonious society saved him.
"The motorcade has its own rules, and if you do something wrong, there's a set punishment!
Of course, if you want me to squeeze you to death with my legs, I can fulfill your wish!"
Shen Fangting sashayed over to Chen Yang, her gaze fiery as she stared him down.
From her eyes, Chen Yang could clearly see what she meant: Are you looking for trouble, kid?!
Suddenly, she executed a high kick that struck the nearby desk, smashing the solid wood desk into pieces.
Chen Yang was startled; that kind of power... if used to squeeze his waist, at least a rib or two would easily break. In the worst-case scenario, his kidneys might get crushed. This woman is a bit too strong.
But it's okay, women that are too gentle are also boring. The wilder ones are more interesting to tame.
"Since there's already a set punishment, let's follow that!"
Shen Fangting scoffed, her contempt for Chen Yang growing—she figured he was a coward who bullies the weak and fears the strong.
"In our motorcade, you must do 500 push-ups for breaking the rules. If you can do that, this matter will be settled!
If you can't, then you're not allowed to eat for a whole day!" Shen Fangting said sternly to Chen Yang.
Push-ups, for someone with a bit of muscle, can do twenty or thirty easily. But 500 in a row,
not even Schwarzenegger or Stallone might be able to do that. It's not just about muscle; it's also about endurance and willpower.
Once, a guy did a hundred push-ups in a row at a bar and ended up being taken to a hotel room by three girls.
However, what seems impossible for ordinary people is not a big deal for Chen Yang.
Chen Yang, feigning difficulty, said, "Are you sure doing 500 push-ups will settle it?"
Shen Fangting sneered, "What's wrong, are you scared? It's okay, you can just admit defeat and skip meals for today!"
Chen Yang sighed and said, "Ah, what to say, for me, 500 push-ups are simply too easy, too few in number! I usually start with a thousand or two when I train!
500 is not challenging enough. Team Captain, do you have a harder punishment?"
Everyone in the motorcade gasped, thinking Chen Yang was showing off way too much. This wasn't just showing off; it was outright boasting, starting with one or two thousand? Why not just take to the skies and buddy up with the sun?
Shen Fangting waved her hand to quell the murmurs and then, crossing her arms, said to Chen Yang, "Big talk is easy; the real skill is being able to do it! People like you, who think they're all that—I've seen plenty. They're all just embroidered pillows, good for nothing but eating and drinking. I advise you better not to overestimate yourself and just accept a day without food as punishment!"
Chen Yang helplessly said, "Why does nobody believe me when I tell the truth?"
Shen Fangting was nearly driven mad by Chen Yang, not taking the out offered to you, then don't blame this old girl.
"Since you think 500 push-ups are too easy, then do a thousand! If you can do a thousand push-ups in one go without stopping, then I'll let today's incident slide!
But if you can't, then you won't be eating today!" Shen Fangting said angrily.
Doing a thousand push-ups is harder than scaling the heavens, but Chen Yang still didn't find it satisfying.
Then he said, "How about this, Team Captain,
do you dare to bet with me? Bet that I can do a hundred in one go. How about that?"