A/N: Hello World

First off, I would like to apologize for the extra-long 1st chapter with 2500+ words, well not really *ahem. 

But hey, the start of our epic journey with "If You Are Bad, Then I Am Dad" is here, and I'm 100% sure it's gonna blow your expectations out of the water. Trust me, it's gonna be worth your time.

So, quick heads-up: the first volume (50+ Chapters) got like 35%+ smut.

—'cause ya know, our Alex is Big bad boy, He is trying to fullfill his life desires. 

But don't worry, starting from Volume 2, it's all about action, adventure, and some juicy world-building taking center stage with 10-20% Smut in Between.

Chad: "God, is there any novel out there that can teach me how to level up, Improve, handle Self-character, impress the ladies, secure that bag, and drop Big Bro wisdom—all while flexing a combo of reincarnation, systems, action, and mad slice-of-life vibes with Milf baddies? Oh, and not throw smut at me during NNN?"

God: "You… comedy me?"

MrEnlight: "Relax, Mortals. Your wish is literally coming true before your very eyes. Now bow down.

- I SAID BOW DOW.

Quick disclaimer though: this novel might not be everyone's cup of tea. If you're easily triggered or not into bold and spicy storytelling, no hard feelings, but maybe skip this one. Especially for my ladies out there—just saying, proceed with caution. 

For the Smut/R18 Fans:

NTR? - HELL NO. With a title like "If You Are Bad, Then I Am Your Dad", you really think I'd pull that? Comedy me, bruh. Ahem, ahem... though, no judgment if it's your thing.

(Slide into my DMs if you wanna talk about it—I'm here for you and your close ones. Thanks in advance.)

Yuri? - Ye- No-… ahem maybe just a sprinkle… wink wink

Slaves? - Yup.

Rough? - You already know.

Romantic-Sweet? - Of course. Balance is key.

Milf? - Bro, you're blessed. 

Furry? - ahem

Threesome? - Yup.

Foursome? - Oh yeah.

Stop it, Stop it.

Alright, that's it for now. Byeee! See ya in the next update!

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Oh, wait... did I forget to introduce myself? Never mind! What's up, everyone? I'm MrEnlight, your friendly neighborhood author.

So, I'm a huge fan of webnovels. I've read so many, and one day I was like, "Well, what if I wrote one myself?" And boom—here we are. Call it a passion project, a legacy, whatever you like.

Now, you're probably wondering, "Why heavy fantasy smut, though? Isn't that kinda… awkward?" And to that, I say probably! Maybe other authors or editors think I'm wild.

Well, I don't know. I just want to try things and experim—oh yeah, EXPERIMENTS. I love doing experiments, and I will never create FOMO out of it. Even if one day I become a well-known author, I will never stop trying new things.

This heavy smut is a one-time thing, and I can never make something like this again. Damn, it's really hard to write those smut scenes while stopping myself from jerking off. I don't even know how to explain it, but I LOVE Profane Prince of Domination. And, lucky for me (or maybe unlucky?), it was the first webnovel I ever read. Pitiful fate, honestly. There's nothing quite like it—the way it moves the plot forward with humor and creativity is unmatched. Damn, I enjoyed it so much.

I'll try to bring that same feeling back in my own messy writing style with "If You Are Bad, Then I Am Your Dad."

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Quick throwback to my previous work, "I Became the Protagonist's Father?"

 22 Chapters (ONLY)

 500K+ Views

 1.5K+ Collections

 180+ Fans

All in just 25 days! Like, WHAT?! You guys are insane (in the best way). Unfortunately, I had to drop it because, uh… let's just say my little bro couldn't handle the daily workout also our legendary sloth sin is becoming dangerous day by day...

BUT now, I'm back and leveling up! "If You Are Bad, Then I Am Your Dad" is getting a complete glow-up with a revamped plot and more power-packed twists.

Spoiler Alert: This time, Alex (our MC) is in a brand-new, completely unknown world. No reincarnation into some novel, no easy hacks—just pure chaos and mystery.

Oh, and heads up! I've got some future projects in the work... dropping either this September or next year. They'll be totally different: no smut, no harem. Just wholesome slice-of-life vibes with a dash of comedy. 

Thanks for sticking with me, your absolute legends. Now, let's make this wild ride unforgettable.