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Chapter 63 - Chapter 63 Dirty Jokes

Jiang Yue pretended to think for a few seconds and then remembered, smiling and said: "I remember. He is the Lin Dong who sang Huang Jiaju's "Really Love You" at the senior high school graduation party, right? Why did he look so familiar? It turned out that he was Teacher Chen's student, no wonder. Teacher Chen's students have always been versatile. Your class won the third prize at the last senior high school party. Congratulations."

Chen Ran also smiled and said modestly: "Teacher Jiang is too flattering. I just graduated from college and came back a few years ago. Teacher Jiang is the role model among our female teachers."

Lin Dong was thinking, big sisters, why don't you stop flattering each other? We are all familiar with each other. Teacher Jiang's eyes looking at me seem to have a different taste.Of course, Mr. Lin Dong is not the kind of narcissistic and arrogant birdman. He didn't expect or expect Jiang Yue to be jealous when he saw him and Chen Ran together. That was pure nonsense and unbelievable. If that's the case, he would doubt Jiang Yue's emotional intelligence. Many women in this world are just vases, but it's not easy to be a nutritious vase.Jiang Yue chatted with Chen Ran about work issues for a few more sentences, and finally said goodbye to each other when Lin Dong was about to bleed.Jiang Yue gave Lin Dong a look when she left, and Lin Dong couldn't understand this look. Really didn't understand? So he chose to suffocate this look in his stomach. The main thing is that a smart man should not be so smart as to think that he knows a woman's psychology. Sometimes women don't understand what women are thinking? Women's sensibility is very strange. They like something very much in the last second. They may hate it in the next second.Lin Dong sat in the co-pilot of Chen Ran's car, and his face was a little unpredictable, because when he looked up at the office building, there was a woman standing in an office looking down at him. This woman was naturally Jiang Yue. Jiang Yue stood in front of the window of the office and made a gesture of seducing two thumbs together.Lin Dong burst out laughing. He didn't expect that a mature woman like Teacher Jiang would make a childish gesture.Chen Ran glanced at Lin Dong and asked in surprise, "What are you thinking about so funny?"Lin Dong scratched his head and laughed, "No, I just thought of a dirty joke."Chen Ran didn't dislike dirty jokes at all. Sometimes when she got together with her girlfriends, she would tell dirty jokes. Especially dirty jokes at the dinner table were very necessary. This has become a habit of Chinese people, so she continued to ask, "Tell me about it, I'll listen." "It is said that a scholar was newly married and looked at his wife's ** and was inspired to write a poem: There are two small peaks on the plain, a small pit under the mountain, springs gushing every day, and green grass all year round. His old father heard it next door and said hurriedly: Son, this is really a Feng Shui treasure land, Dad will be buried here when he dies."Chen Ran's pretty face blushed, but she listened with relish. She glanced at Lin Dong and found that Lin Dong was looking at her steadily."What are you looking at?""Teacher, you are beautiful." Lin Dong smiled and praised the teacher in a low-key manner. In fact, this was not flattery. Teacher Chen is indeed a beauty. He felt very accomplished to be able to have such close contact and chat with the teacher at this moment. The young ** was infinitely burning."You guys usually watch these dirty jokes when you have nothing to do, right?" Chen Ran asked, looking at Lin Dong with no color in his eyes. It would be great if Lin Dong could focus all his energy on studying.Lin shook his head. How could he be so bored to spend time watching these dirty jokes? If he had a lot of time, he would chat with his aunt, watch TV series, or read novels or magazines that are not suitable for children, to cultivate his sentiments. He dare not say that he is not noble, but the minimum bottom line is still there, knowing what to touch, what to touch, and what to keep his mouth shut."What do you usually do?" Chen Ran asked again, seeing Lin Dong shaking his head, he was a little curious about Lin Dong now. In fact, he was very curious.Lin Dong is like a bottomless black hole.Lin Dong said, "I didn't do much. I just played computer games, played basketball, and played football. That's about it."Chen Ran said, "Don't you like singing? I think you sing well. Have you ever thought about it?"Lin Dong replied, "Yes."Chen Ran was very satisfied with Lin Dong's confession and said, "From my personal point of view, I hope you can finish your studies first. It's okay to sing. But wouldn't it be better to have a foundation? What do you think?"Lin Dong nodded and smiled, "Teacher, I understand what you mean." After thinking for a while, "Teacher, you have asked me so many questions. I also want to ask you some questions. What do you think?"Chen Ran smiled gently. She felt that Lin Dong didn't look restrained in front of her at all. He was very relaxed and comfortable. She smiled and said, "Oh, what do you want to ask?""What movies do you like to watch?""Forrest Gump.""What book?""War and Peace.""What song?" "The sea."Lin Dong asked and stopped here. The sea? It seems to be an old song sung by Zhang Haisheng, a very famous song. The teacher likes this song, so there must be some story in it. Lin Dong intends to dig out the story and said, "Teacher, why do you like this song "The Sea"?"Chen Ran is not a person who will suffer a loss, and asked back, "If you tell me why you always pass the exam, I will tell you why I like this song."She said this deliberately with a hint of sadness. It means that this reason is very tricky and has something to do with men.Lin Dong was seduced by her slightly sad eyes and swallowed his saliva, but he always kept his post. He still couldn't tell Teacher Chen why he was on the passing line."Teacher, um. Like this. I don't like those students who study very well. They will be envied by many students." He spoke in a serious and serious manner. It means that his words can be trusted.Chen Ran was dissatisfied with Lin Dong's answer and insisted that he was not speaking from his heart: "I know what you are talking about. It is possible that you are isolated by other students who are jealous of you, but you are not."Lin Dong felt a little interested and asked: "What's the reason?""My intuition tells me that you have other reasons."Lin Dong smiled. After all, he was not an ordinary person. He said: "There may be many reasons. Maybe it is a secret of a boy?"After hearing what he said, Chen Ran could not do anything about him. She had no interest in prying into other people's privacy. She smiled and said: "That's fine. Let's not talk about this topic. We are at the vegetable market. Let's go buy vegetables first."