What're you saying Heidi? I won't let you leave with the rival. You're my muse, my goddess, so I won't let you escape.
"Let's go together." Huh? Why are my words so slurred? That cannot be. As a rapper, slurring is a shame! Am I drunk? Impossible! I can outdrink all my friends! Except for Niccolo… Damn Niccolo who drinks like he is a bottomless pit.
Hey, where is this? Since when I started walking to who knows where? I have superspeed! I have to tell Heidi!
When my eyes finally find her, because things are a bit shaky here, I see the walking sushi because he has my woman's complete attention. They are touching, your honor! He has his arm around her shoulders. She is cheating! In broad daylight! Or is it nightlight? The word even exists…?
Damn talking fish, why did you have to get this drunk? It was a ploy, right? Clever little tuna fish, to get drunk so women take pity on you and carry you back home… I should have drunk more to be in his place. In Heidi's arms… But wait, I do not need that, I have my own ways! This Greco knows how to get his woman!
"Heidi~" I embrace her from behind, feigning to be completely drunk and need someone to help me walk. Well-played, Aldo. Ah, I am a total genius. I cannot be prouder at myself. Cheers! Huh? Where has the alcohol gone? She groans as we stumble, but she manages to keep herself upright. Oh, my Heidi is so strong! My hero! I rub my cheek on her head and giggl- chuckle, I chuckle.
"Aldo!" She cries out, trying to push me back. But I hold strong! Strong as my lo- "If you keep this up, I'll really throw you out." She threatens. Although reluctant, I let her go.
"You're so mean, Heidi… Ugh." For a moment there, the floor moved. An earthquake? My sight swims a bit, yet I remain standing. You gotta be better than the blobfish, Aldo! Look at him! So pathetic… No, but the plan is to cling to Heidi… Be in his place…
"Are you ok? Are you not feeling well?" I blink, looking down at her. She… How did she get there? She can teleport now?
No matter! This is what I want: her being worried about me. I widely smile when she begins touching my face, my neck, my… My, my, my, what a naughty kitten. Trying to take advantage of this Greco when I'm like this? So be it. I'll let you touch me to your heart's content. But first, you must throw away that baggage clinging to you… Here, let me help.
I sneakily lean on her again, pretending to sway, and push the other guy away. See how he was pretending? The moment he does not have a crutch, he is able to stand on his own two feet. I glare at him, then smile victorious when Heidi does not doubt to hold me to help me walk.
"I'm feeling better now." I say, cuddling her neck. Even with the smell of alcohol mixed with her perfume, she smells nice. I want to bite her. Ah, shameless Aldo, what are you thinking? We're in public, just wait a bit until you have her just for you. Then, I can bite all I want~ Hehehe…
She sighs, her breath tingling on my neck. That sends a pleasant shiver down my spine. "What am I gonna do with you?"
"You can do whatever you want." I purr. She only sighs again and drags me with her.
After some time walking and her carrying me, we reach the blobfish's house. How funny, it is not a fishbowl! Ha! You are so funny, Aldo. You are so good that you can also be a comedian! I will speak with my manager about it. If my career as a singer somehow flops in the future, I can make gags for a living…
I blearily see how Heidi makes sure the other man gets inside the house, and then she sighs yet again.
What are you sighing for? You have incredible and handsome me beside you! More like, I finally have you for myself.
"You want me to call a taxi? I know you left your car back in the theater, but you cannot drive as you are." She says after giving me a once over. No, no, no, do not push me away, gorgeous. Let us enjoy the night together!
"We can walk. It's still pretty early." And, although I am a bit drunk, really just a bit, I am sure it will soon pass. She gives me a concerned look, not really trusting my words. To prove it, I start walking. The cool air feels nice on my face and I close my eyes, though it suddenly turns out to be a pretty bad idea as I get dizzy and lose balance.
A pair of hands hold me tightly by my arm, and when I open my eyes, I find the most beautiful woman looking at me with a soulful gaze. What is this? I feel as if fire is starting to burn me from the inside. Are my basic instincts starting to surge? We are still in public, Aldo! At least, look for a secluded corner somewhere nearby…
No! Public morals, Aldo! Morals!
Ah, but with Heidi I am capable of anything. Inside some public bathroom, in the corner of a building, an alleyway, a park…
"Let's go seat at the park near here."
Hold it!
Et tu, Heidi?!
I quickly nod at her suggestion. Good idea, Heidi! A park is a pretty decent spot; lots of vegetation, strategic places where there is no light, and benches where we can... Oh, you naughty girl!... The floor is moving again…
It does not take us that long to reach the park. It lacks a bit in vegetation/cover, yet the lighting is very poor. Perfect. We immediately look for a place, and she makes me sit on the first bench she sees. Oho, so you want things to be done fast! That's my Heidi! Though, let me tell you things with me are never fast. We'll do it nice and steady.
She sits beside me and heavily sighs. "It's tiring to take care of two drunk men." She grumbles while pounding her shoulders.
"You have good resistance, Heidi." I praise while casually putting my arm around her shoulders, squeezing one to alleviate her soreness. She, thankfully, lets me.
"I stopped drinking when I saw you two not giving it a rest." She looks at me in admonishment. I sheepishly smile back.
Ah, but how can you be so cute?! I knew you've always worried about me! Sweet and caring Heidi! My goddess! It's obvious you are head over heels for me. You're just shy to say it, right? Right?! But don't worry, I'll take care of that. I'll put our parents old plan into motion right here, right now.
"Heidi." I call her, using my sexiest voice. As soon as she turns to see me, I close the distance between us.