I'm a total idiot! Heidi, it's better if you kill me with your own hands.
Back at that lonesome and obscured bench last night, I looked directly into her eyes and got closer to her. My heart was racing with anticipation, and I swear there was a subtle flush on her face. The sight emboldened me to dove down… But suddenly, my sight blurred and my face fell on her lap.
Well, it was not a bad place to be, yet it would have been better if I didn't feel like a newborn fowl, weak and dizzy. When I tried to sit up, something rose from deep inside me, and it wasn't exactly related to passion or how frisky I was.
Nope, it was something far fouler than that. I could only panic for a moment, trying to move aside, yet my body couldn't cooperate with my addled mind. All my efforts were in vain when the feeling literally exploded, and I started returning almost all the dinner I had in that little restaurant right on Heidi's lap.
As I heaved and continued with my splendid rendition of a waterfall (or a sewer pipe), I felt a small hand rub my back with a comforting pressure.
"Are you ok, Aldo?" She worriedly asked. Ah, how can my sweet Heidi put up with me?
I must have been really pathetic in her eyes, what with my following whimpering after having emptied my stomach. Yet she still asked me if I was ok after doing something so heinous to her. I weakly moved my head to the other side and took deep breaths to abate the vertigo and avoid looking at the mess on her lap. I coughed and was able to calm down after some painful moments.
I bravely glanced at her lap… crap, it was all... ugh. Seeing it made me nauseous again, so I quickly looked away.
"Heidi," I tried in vain to clear the raspy feeling in my throat. "… I'm sorry." I apologized with a hoarse voice. Though, nothing I said could erase what I did.
The hand on my back paused for a moment before resuming its rubbing. "Don't worry, I think I can wash it. There is a tap near here." She gently pushed me aside and I weakly sat up.
As I took deep breaths to abate some of the stubbornly-clinging vertigo, I glance at Heidi as she took out some wet wipes from her purse to clean herself up with poor results bar pushing the vomit aside. I was completely at awe with her. Was she not repulsed by the sight on her lap?
When the wipes ran its usefulness, she rummaged through her bag and took something out before standing up. Before she walked away, my hand subconsciously shot out and grabbed hers. She turned to look at me confused. I had no idea why I did that. I just felt an unprecedented fear filled me, the fear of seeing her leave yet again.
"I'm really sorry, Heidi." My head was still dizzy and jumbled because of the alcohol, so I couldn't say anything else to her bar those words. She smiled, making my heart race like crazy. Wow, even after seeing me in my worst, she could smile so blindly.
She took out another wet wipe and gently cleaned my lips. "Just rest. I don't think you're sober enough." She softly said before leaving my dumbfounded self in that bench. My mind was blank for quite a good while before resuming its shoddy work.
That was it! That did it! After that sweet and lovely gesture, I didn't want to lose any more second, minute, hour or day. I needed to make her my wife, or my partner, or whatever she wanted and was willing to give me, as long as it was from her! My blood boils only for you, Heidi!
When she came back, quite some time later (with a change of pants at that! Where did that come from? No matter!), I grabbed her hand together with her things, and quickly walked her back to the theater to get her in my car.
"Wait, Aldo. Are you sure you can drive like this?" Heidi cautiously asked once I gestured at her to get into the passenger seat.
"Don't worry, I'll take it slow…" I reassured her.
Thankfully, the streets were empty because my driving was really lame and damn slow, not fit for my sports car. However, considering my state and the precious passenger, I made sure to drive as smoothly as possible. I did promise myself, then and there, not to drive drunk again since the damn night lights blinded me so much. If I hadn't been driving slowly, I could have had an accident at any moment.
I eyed Heidi from time to time, and she just kept giving me concerned looks, stabilizing the wheel whenever I dangerously swerved. Oops, too distracted by her beauty. I couldn't blame her though, and swore it was going to be the only night. After all, I would have loved to show off my speedy and sleek car to her.
I let out a relieved sigh when I saw the gate of the private residential are I lived at and waved at the security guard to open up. The man barely glimpsed at the inside of the car and nodded. I really liked the man's seriousness at doing his job. He would be the last person to run his mouth to the press seeing yet another woman in my car.
Ah, but this woman was special!
I parked the car in front of my house, and almost let out a giddy laugh.
Finally, home!
"We're finally he-ugh..." The wide smile was replaced by a grimace as I started feeling sick again. She quickly got down the car and made her way around to open the pilot's door. Right on time as I heaved on the ground. My stomach cramped painfully as nothing came out of my mouth.
When the heaving stopped, she circled my chest with her arms and helped me up. "Come on, Aldo, we have to put you in bed." She grunted, taking all my weight on her. I chuckled and embraced her.
She definitely knew why we were at my house!
Ok, Heidi, I'll let you make me yours. Together forever! Then, out of nowhere, she did something that made me let out a surprised squeak. Even in my deathbed I'll deny having let out such a sound. She easily shifted her hold and carried me like a princess! I could only look at her with a slack expression while she took me into the house. Then, up the stairs and into my bedroom and left me on the bed.
Only then, I reacted. Laying on my bed, I could feel my friskiness returning. Biting my lower lip, and sudden nervousness attacking, I started undressing until I was left in only my underwear. Though I still covered myself with the blanket. Then, I waited for her all willing and ready.
Didn't it look as if we just got married? Heh, when did we get married? Oh yeah, we have been married since we were kids. I gave her that candy that looked like a ring. She gladly accepted it, though I got angry because she just ate it. It still made me happy because that meant she was my wife from then on.
"Ehehe..." I giggled, drunk not only in alcohol but in happiness.
I could not believe I had been married for 15 years! With Heidi! Ah, you did well God. Mom, your son has fulfilled your wish. I just had to tell someone about this. I grabbed my phone and dialed Tadeo's number.
"Deo~ Come tomorrow to my house, there are some good news I have to share with you, ahaha."
I hung up and dialed number after number until I was done and she returned.
She paused at the doorway but decisively walked inside. "Drink this while I put your clothes in the washer. They reek." I gulped down whatever she gave me as she started picking up the clothes that I had haphazardly thrown on the bed. I could not help but reach out to embrace her lithe body and make her fall on the bed with me. "Aldo…" She sighed.
"Shh, don't say a word and just listen." Oh, how I enjoyed the blushing on her face as I put my finger on her pretty lips and leaned down, draping my body on hers "I love you, Heidi." I whispered in her ear. Then, my consciousness betrayed me and made me fall into slumber.