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Chapter 14 - Chapter 14: Is Your Order Milk? (1) (18+)

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Chapter 14: Is Your Order Milk? (1) 

The day after impregnating four human urinals, I followed behind an angry cow-girl. Why was Jung Sahwa so angry? To be honest, I was bewildered too. 

"I can also cry out like a pig-bitch!" 

Yes, she was jealous. Jealous of the human urinals at the public restroom. What seemed like cruel treatment to normal people was the ultimate reward for a masochist like her. As a result, she had been secretly masturbating in defeat, but still couldn't quell her frustration, leading to this situation. 

"Are you going to keep acting like this over something so trivial?" 

"Trivial?! There's nothing more important to me than this!" 

After the common sense alteration, SM play became openly possible anywhere, but strangely her heart didn't flutter. She lamented that the most important thrill was missing when inflicting pain felt like an obvious duty rather than seeing the other person's ecstasy. 

Jung Sahwa grasped my hand tightly and said: 

"Mr. Kim Jinwoo, you have talent as a sadist." 

I don't need that kind of talent! Swallowing words I couldn't bring myself to say out loud, I quickly changed the subject. 

"So where are we going now?" 

"A cafe." 

"Hmm, a cafe." 

I liked cafes too. Or rather, I had no choice but to like them. In college, with lots of free time but no friends, I could only go to cafes alone. Anyway, I'm all for going to a cafe. 

'It's been a while since I've been to a cafe.' 

Cafes must have changed after the common sense alteration too. I wonder how they've changed? With a mix of anticipation and unease, I entered the cafe. The corners of my mouth turned up at the parade of exposed breasts. 

"Welcome, customer. I'll show you to your seat." 

The waitress, beautiful enough to be a celebrity, smiled kindly while fully exposing her breasts. And she wasn't the only one - the other waitresses also walked around with their breasts exposed and bouncing. I wasn't sure if this was a cafe or a place to view breasts, but I sat down with an excited feeling. 

"Hmm, the menu seems pretty normal." 

"Some things don't change even with altered common sense." 

That may be true, but isn't this too normal? The overall menu wasn't much different from before the alteration. The only difference was that milk was free and unlimited refills. But who would come all the way to a cafe just to drink milk? 

"Then I'll have a blended coffee." 

"I'll have the milk cream cake." 

I don't usually eat cake, but I was strangely drawn to order it by the strong recommendation. I don't dislike it though, so it shouldn't be a problem unless they deliberately make it taste bad. But the waitress's reaction was odd. 

"Eh? Are you really ordering cake?" 

"Is it sold out...?" 

"No! I'll prepare it right away!" 

The waitress hurried away urgently. Why was she in such a rush? Is there some issue with the cake? As I waited anxiously, a delicious-looking slice of cake arrived along with the coffee. 

"H-here's your coffee and cake. Please enjoy!" 

"Ah, thank you." 

I thanked the waitress and looked at the cake in front of me. It had seemed ordinary in the photo, but seeing it in person, the quality exceeded the picture. Shouldn't they update the photo? As I was about to take a bite with that thought- 

"..." 

"Ngh." 

The gaze was piercing. For some reason, the waitress hadn't left and was staring intently from beside me. Did I do something wrong? As I put down my fork while glancing around nervously, the flustered waitress asked: 

"What's wrong? Is there something you don't like?" 

"No, it's just that you keep staring..." 

The pressure makes it hard to swallow the cake. Is there a need to watch so closely from right beside me? When I expressed my dissatisfaction, she finally realized her mistake and apologized with a bow. 

"I'm sorry! I was in charge of the cake today, but no one had ordered it." 

"In charge of the cake?" 

"Yes, I made the milk cream with my own breast milk today." 

"I'll enjoy it!" 

Why are you only telling me this now?! Like a beggar who hadn't eaten for days, I stuffed a huge bite of cake into my mouth. The milk cream melted in my mouth as soon as I put it in. So this milk cream was made with the waitress's breast milk? 

'It tastes delicious to death!' 

I'm not joking, I'm serious. I thought it might taste good due to the guilty pleasure, but it was more delicious than any cake I'd ever eaten before. This might even be better than cakes from high-end hotels. As I licked the cream from my lips with that certainty, the watching waitress offered her breasts and asked: 

"W-would you like some milk?" 

"Yes, please." 

This flow. There's no doubt. The milk she mentioned, and the free unlimited refill milk on the menu. It was undoubtedly the waitress's breast milk. As expected, when I massaged her breasts, a whitish liquid soon welled up. 

"Ahh..." 

Drip drip drip. 

My penis hardened at the milking unfolding before my eyes. As the glass gradually filled, my patience wore thin. I immediately grabbed the glass as soon as the waitress offered it. But drinking it right away would be amateur behavior. I took a sip along with some air, slowly savoring the aroma and taste of the breast milk. 

'The milk smell isn't too strong, and it has a subtle sweetness.' 

I couldn't help but smile. To think such delicious breast milk was free. I tilted the glass in disbelief at this happiness. Gulp gulp! The waitress's breast milk quickly disappeared. When I could finally see the bottom, I held out the glass to the waitress again. 

"Refill." 

"Ah, of course! Just a moment..." 

"I'll milk it myself this time." 

Having someone else milk it isn't bad, but I want to do it with my own hands. The waitress seemed to have been hoping for this too, as she eagerly offered her breasts. 

"Yes! As much as you'd like!" 

"Then excuse me." 

First I gently caressed her breasts. Though plenty had come out earlier, it was far less than Jung Sahwa's. Maybe Jung Sahwa is just a human cow. As I massaged softly, milk began to form droplets. 

'I heard massaging before milking helps it come out better.' 

I'm not sure if that's true, but I thoroughly kneaded her breasts as if spreading the milk. When my fingers sank into the moist breasts, I grasped them firmly and squeezed hard in one go. 

"Ohhh! I'm cumming while being milked!" 

Splash! Splash! 

Thick milk sprayed out forcefully as I squeezed. It sprayed everywhere due to the force, but the glass quickly filled nonetheless. Ignoring the waitress who was wet all over, I slowly savored the fruits of my labor. 

"Mmm, delicious." 

Maybe it's because I milked it myself, but it tasted even better than before. The smooth texture lingered in my mouth with a rich flavor. After quickly emptying the second glass, I felt satisfied. 

"C-customer, how was it?" 

"I think that's enough now." 

"Ah... I see. Then I'll clean up..." 

"I'm done with glasses, so I'll suck directly from now on." 

A glass isn't enough to satisfy my desire. I want to suck the milk dispenser directly with my mouth, then fill the waitress's womb with thick semen milk in return. The waitress who had looked visibly disappointed smiled and lifted her skirt to show her wet crotch. 

"You mean the waitress pussy usage ticket and milk set? I'll prepare it right away." 

*** 

With the waitress's help, I took out my penis. Her eyes widened. 

"S-such a big penis... Gulp!" 

"I'd like to use your pussy right away. Is that okay?" 

When I tapped her cheek with my penis, the completely entranced waitress answered while drooling: 

"O-of course! I'll get on top right away!" 

She immediately straddled my thighs, raised her hips and slowly aligned my penis. She fumbled at first, but once the hole lined up, she lowered her hips right away. 

"Ungh! Just the tip is in and I already came a little!" 

"How long are you going to take?" 

"I can't help it! Your penis is just too big!" 

Well, my penis isn't just big - it's huge. To help the struggling waitress, I grabbed her waist. She seemed to understand my intention and said in a slightly trembling voice: 

"U-um, customer...?" 

"You looked like you were having trouble, so I thought I'd help a bit." 

"Y-you don't need to... Ohhh!" 

Splash! Splash! Splurt! Splurt! Splash! 

I pulled her hips down in one go, inserting to the base. She sprayed fluids below and milk above. As a result, my body got wet in multiple ways. 

"That's quite the welcome." 

"Hehe... It's so full inside..." 

"Looks like you still need some help!" 

"Hiiik!" 

Squelch! 

When I thrust my hips to pound her cervix, the waitress cried out. Though she seemed to have completely lost her mind, her body remembered how to take care of a penis. She squeezed tightly while her folds rapidly stroked my shaft. When I sucked on her breasts at the same time, her pussy clenched even harder in joy. 

"Ahh! Getting my breasts sucked while being pounded is the best!" 

"Can I keep drinking your milk?" 

"O-of course! My breasts and milk all belong to you, customer!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

I kept moving my hips while drinking my fill of breast milk. The consistently delicious taste never got old no matter how much I drank. Getting my penis taken care of at the same time even made me feel a motherly love. I pounded her pussy roughly in response. 

"Ahh! Such violent thrusts! The milk won't stop!" 

"Don't worry, I'll drink it all." 

"Ungh! If you suck like that, I'll cum again!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

As I roughly pounded her pussy, her milk production increased too. I felt my stomach gradually filling up as I rapidly approached climax. I buried my face in her milk-scented breasts and ground my hips as if throwing a tantrum. 

"I'm cumming!" 

"Thick penis milk is coming! My womb is so happy!" 

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! 

I ejaculated while buried in her gentle softness. As if collecting payment for the breast milk I drank, her womb clung tightly to my glans, sucking out the semen. After finishing this oddly fair exchange, the waitress got off my lap and knelt in front of me. 

"Now I'll provide a special service just for you, customer." 

"Ooh!" 

The waitress smiled sweetly as she wrapped her breasts around my penis. Her breasts didn't need any lube - why use artificial lube when natural lube was flowing out? Her breasts, slick with milk, rapidly stroked my shaft. 

"How is it? The milk paizuri." 

"It's amazing. I'm glad I came to the cafe." 

"Fufu, I'm happy just hearing you say that. Slurp." 

Slurp slurp slurp slurp. 

She licked and sucked on the tip while stroking with her breasts. A paizuri and blowjob here? It felt so good I thought I might lose my mind. The scent of milk tickled my nose with each bounce of her breasts. At the same time, the sounds of sucking echoed on my penis. As something every man has probably fantasized about became reality, my excitement soared sky-high. 

"Here it comes again!" 

"Don't hold back, you can cum! I'll take it all!" 

"Ungh!" 

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! 

Unable to hold back at her words, I sprayed out semen. There was so much that she couldn't swallow it all. Globs of semen flowed back out along with coughs. 

"Cough! Ahem!" 

Globs of semen fell onto her chest one by one. Just when I thought she might give up, she gathered the fallen semen between her breasts. Then after eating all the semen globs, she opened her mouth. 

"Burp!" 

A semen burp showing respect to me. It made my penis get hard again. 

"You're seducing me right now, aren't you?" 

"N-not particularly..." 

"Stick your butt out." 

"Ah! Yes, of course!" 

The waitress immediately stuck her butt out at my command. As I was about to thrust in, I suddenly worried about the overflowing breast milk. She would definitely spray milk like a water fountain when I pounded her. It seemed wasteful to just let it all spill out. 

"Excuse me." 

"Y-yes?! What is it?" 

"Do you have a bucket or pot I could hang around your neck?" 

She called another waitress to ask. Soon they brought a pot with handles that I wanted. I immediately hung it around the waitress's neck. 

"Hehe, customer. You're greedier than I expected." 

"Shut up and spray your milk, you cow!" 

"Ohhhh! I'm cumming while being milked!" 

Splash! Splash! 

I roughly pounded her pussy while milking her. Like a real cow, milk poured into the pot each time I thrust into her womb. 

"Does it feel good spraying milk like that?" 

"Yes! Please pound this perverted cow girl pussy that cums every time I spray milk!" 

"I was going to do that anyway!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

I moved my hips as if trying to impregnate the waitress. The pot swayed along with my movements, causing the milk inside to slosh around. As a result, the scent of milk spread everywhere. The watching waitresses couldn't hold back and started masturbating too. 

"Ungh! All by yourself... No fair." 

"Ahh, I want to get milked while being pounded by a penis too!" 

"I want to be milked while mooing like a cow!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

The waitress's pussy tightened amidst everyone's envy. Is she feeling superior in this situation? This hopeless pervert cow girl!! 

"Ohhh! Serious thrusting is coming!" 

"Hurry up and get pregnant so you can be a milk dispenser!" 

"Yes! I'll get pregnant and become a milk dispenser just for you!" 

"Ungh!" 

"Ohhhh! Thick semen globs are coming! I'm 100% pregnant!" 

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! 

I ejaculated while pressed tightly against her womb until the very end. My body, which had impregnated multiple women, was certain she was pregnant. The thrill of irresponsibly impregnating a woman made my body tremble no matter how many times I did it. Feeling a light fatigue, I pulled out my penis. Hot steam billowed out from her gaping pussy. 

"Thank you for impregnating me with your magnificent penis! I'll regularly send you breast milk once I'm pregnant!" 

"I look forward to that." 

Slap slap. 

I lightly slapped her breasts. Though no more milk came out after being milked to the limit, their unique softness remained. Now that I'd enjoyed myself enough, I was about to leave for the next test. Suddenly, all the waitresses in the store gathered in front of me. 

"Um, if it's not too much trouble..." 

"Could you donate some thick semen to our wombs too?" 

"Of course, you can refuse if you don't want to." 

I can refuse? Right now there's a line of females dripping breast milk and wetting their pussies right in front of me. I grabbed the breasts of the waitress directly in front of me and said: 

"Well then, it's milking time, you cows." 

"Ah, thank you!" 

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