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Chapter 18 - Chapter 18: My Dick Works Year-Round (1) (18+)

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Chapter 18: My Dick Works Year-Round (1) 

A warm morning with birds chirping. 

The fragrant coffee aroma tickling my nose, 

Mixed with breast milk, it gradually becomes softer. 

Taking a sip of the coffee that has turned light brown. 

The fatigue weighing on my shoulders seemed to ease, if only for a moment. 

Enjoying the lingering taste in my mouth, 

I carefully opened my lips. 

"I won't do it." 

"Why are you being so strict only with me!" 

Jung Sahwa raised her voice as if feeling wronged. 

To begin with, no sane person would accept such a proposal, strict or not. 

'Limb amputation sex? Does she think I'm some crazy psycho?' 

Limb amputation sex. 

Literally cutting off the partner's limbs, 

An act of turning them into a sex doll solely for intercourse. 

Even in manga it's usually done forcibly. 

It's the first time I've seen someone want it voluntarily, in reality no less. 

"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm fine with having my limbs cut off!" 

"No, I heard that, but..." 

The erotic item implanted in Jung Sahwa's body. 

The A-grade "Eternal Virgin". 

An item that makes the owner's body an eternal virgin. 

Not just the hymen, but even severed limbs regenerate within an hour. 

As long as it's not instant death, she'd be unlikely to die. 

And she wants to use that for limb amputation sex? 

How is she not affected by the common sense alteration? 

"Anyway, didn't I say I was going to rest today?" 

"Yes, I heard that clearly." 

For now, I'll put aside the limb amputation issue. 

Today my dick is on holiday. 

I'm mentally and physically exhausted from yesterday's sex with sex slave #1. 

It's not that I couldn't do it if I wanted to. But then I wouldn't enjoy it. 

So I decided to rest today. 

It's been five days since I woke up in this common sense-altered world. 

I've been using my dick non-stop, 

So taking a break once seemed like a good idea. 

"So Jung Sahwa, you can go back." 

"That would be problematic." 

Is there some rule that she has to stay with me all the time? 

As I straightened my posture, 

She let out a sigh. 

"When I'm around, people are too cautious and work doesn't get done." 

"Huh?" 

Subordinates being cautious? 

Isn't that normal? 

In any company or small group, people are wary of their superiors. 

But listening to her explanation, it was too extreme. 

"When you reach an executive position, you gain the authority to massacre people with a single gesture." 

"Massacre?" 

"It happened before - an executive once killed hundreds of people just because he didn't like them." 

Just because they were an eyesore. 

Hundreds died for such a trivial reason. 

A being capable of easily committing such atrocities. 

That's what an Erotic Management Agency executive is. 

And one of them is Jung Sahwa standing before me. 

"I've never ordered anyone to be killed." 

"That's why people can't help but be afraid." 

No matter how kind and gentle she may be. 

As long as she has her finger on the nuclear button. 

Being feared is unavoidable. 

"I'd rather not be hospitalized just for coughing." 

"That's a bit extreme." 

I can sympathize from the subordinates' perspective. 

But from Jung Sahwa's view, it must be unwelcome concern. 

I wouldn't want to be dragged to the hospital for coughing either. 

It's better not to go at all in that case. 

Now I understood why Jung Sahwa was staying by my side. 

"Being with you, Mr. Kim Jinwoo, gives me sufficient justification." 

"High positions aren't all good, huh." 

"Everyone has their own struggles." 

Understanding her situation, 

I gave up on forcibly sending her away. 

I lay comfortably on the sofa and checked my phone. 

The slave declaration video I filmed with sex slave #1 yesterday. 

It seems to have spread by word of mouth, 

With views and comments increasing exponentially. 

Among them were comments saying they did masochistic masturbation, apparently knowing the sex slave. 

'Masochistic masturbation? That's a term I didn't need to know.' 

It's probably unrelated to me anyway. 

Whether they do masochistic masturbation or ejaculate without an erection. 

I just need to call a woman and have sex. 

Just then, I received a message from sex slave #1, 

Saying she'd work hard for me today too, 

Along with a lewd photo of herself. 

A black tattoo on her left breast. 

That tattoo is a mark indicating she's someone's property. 

In other words, it's warning that sex slave #1 is my woman, 

So no one else should touch her. 

"I'm the one without energy, but she's full of it." 

"That's natural." 

"Huh?" 

Jung Sahwa answered my muttering. 

"She was only D-grade, but after retesting, she rose to C-grade." 

"C-grade? Just C-grade?" 

A pussy that makes me dizzy just from inserting, 

That makes me unable to stop ejaculating, is just C-grade? 

Then how good must higher grades feel? 

Just thinking about it makes my dick rock hard. 

"But I'm still resting today." 

"That's a good idea. If you keep going without rest, you'll collapse someday." 

Splash! Splash! 

Jung Sahwa agreed with me while expressing milk. 

Maybe it's because I saw the waitresses milking before. 

I started to doubt if she was really human. 

Jung Sahwa expressed 5L of milk. 

At this level, she's a cow in human form. 

After watching her milk for a while, I naturally turned on the TV. 

'I've watched YouTube, but never regular broadcasts.' 

YouTube only has adult product ads anyway. 

I got curious about how broadcasts changed 

After the common sense alteration. 

So I slowly flipped through the channels. 

-Play! Play! Fighting! 

"Ooh!" 

I'm not sure what game it is, 

But I couldn't help but admire the cheerleaders' cheering. 

On the surface it looks like outfits from before the alteration. 

But every time they spread their legs wide, their tightly closed pussies were revealed. 

When they jumped vigorously, 

Their clothes flipped up showing pink nipples too. 

'Cheerleaders are panty-less and bra-less.' 

I made a mental note of this important information, 

Then turned to the next channel, 

Where a reporter was conducting street interviews. 

It seemed to be live, as the camera captured several failed attempts. 

But as I was silently cheering for her not giving up, 

I noticed the interview topic in the corner of the screen. 

[Surprise Investigation! What's Your Dick Grade?] 

As expected of the common sense-altered world. 

The interview content is so vulgar. 

I might keep watching if they asked about breast sizes instead. 

I don't have a hobby of looking at other men's dicks. 

As I was about to change the channel, 

The reporter's location strangely looked familiar. 

'Isn't that near our house?' 

Looking closely, I could see the urology clinic I visited before. 

So if I go there right now, 

I can fuck that reporter noona's pussy? 

"Jung Sahwa." 

"Yes, what is it?" 

"What exactly are the criteria for 'hunting'?" 

One of the five tests. 

Hunting 5 or more people on the street. 

Before the alteration, getting phone numbers would have been enough. 

But I have no idea what the current standards are. 

Jung Sahwa drank her own milk and 

Explained as if it was no big deal. 

"You just need to rape them. It's your specialty, right?" 

"Of course." 

Originally, the member test is 

To help quickly adapt to the common sense-altered world. 

It's meant to serve as a kind of guide. 

As if warning that if you can't even do this, 

You can't survive in this world. 

The requirement to hunt 5 or more people 

Is likely meant to eliminate resistance to rape. 

Of course, that's fine by me. 

"Alright. Then let's go fuck that reporter." 

"Weren't you going to rest?" 

"Fatigue from sex is cured by sex. That's common sense, right?" 

"There's no such common sense." 

Come on, would it hurt to agree? 

It's the common sense-altered world anyway. 

Couldn't there be one common sense like this? 

Anyway, let's hurry before that reporter leaves. 

Live broadcast sex awaits me! 

*** 

Maybe because we hurried, 

It didn't take long to find 

The reporter trying to interview a man. 

"Ugh, it's so hard to get interviews today." 

The reporter looked gloomy after another failure. 

It's a 1-hour broadcast, but she hasn't succeeded once in over 30 minutes. 

Just as the broadcast was about to fail, 

The reporter spotted me with sparkling eyes. 

"Excuse me sir! Would you be willing to do an interview?" 

"Hmm, sounds interesting." 

The reporter's face brightened at my positive response. 

Not wanting to lose her prey, 

She urgently held out the microphone and began the interview. 

"A-are you perhaps obsolete?" 

"No. If I were obsolete, I'd have a badge." 

In case of being obsolete, 

You must wear an obsolete man badge in the most visible place. 

The reporter carefully examined my body, 

But there was no badge to be found. 

Of course, I'm not an obsolete man. 

I'm planning to fuck the reporter right now. 

"I apologize for my rudeness. Then could you perhaps tell us your grade?" 

"Of course." 

I readily agreed, 

And showed the reporter my phone screen. 

At first she was just grateful I agreed to the interview. 

But then she checked the screen. 

"Huh...?" 

Splurt! Splurt! Splash! 

She sprayed fluids, unable to hide her shock. 

Taking advantage of that moment, I pulled on the reporter's top. 

Buttons flew off, revealing her breasts. 

"Nice breasts." 

"Ah♡! Thank you♡." 

Though her clothes were ruined, 

She answered in a nasal voice as if nothing was wrong. 

These are breasts worth groping. 

I rubbed my bulging crotch against her ass, 

Playing with her breasts to my heart's content as if stretching them out. 

"Um, is this grade really correct?" 

"You can see for yourself. There's even an official certification mark." 

"I know, but..." 

Did she not expect an A++ grade dick to appear? 

This arrogant female who tried to seduce me with her vulgar breasts. 

She needs to be punished. 

"Then make a V-sign for the camera." 

"Huh? V-v-sign♡!" 

Squelch! 

The insertion process was broadcast live. 

Excited by the situation, the reporter's pussy tightened 

And her womb nuzzled up despite it being our first meeting. 

Though I'm clearly raping her without consent, 

No one tried to stop me. 

Rather, the victim herself welcomed the situation. 

"Reporter noona's pussy. It's better than I expected." 

"Thank you♡!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

Wet sounds echoed with each thrust of my hips. 

To be this wet without any foreplay. 

She's clearly a horny female welcoming rape. 

"Then let's continue the interview." 

"Yes, yes♡! We'll continue the interview♡!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

I kept thrusting my hips while pressed against her body. 

It's not as good as sex slave #1's pussy. 

But it's a decent pussy, just right for relieving sexual urges. 

"Then is the dick pounding my pussy♡! Really A++ grade?" 

"Of course. Don't you know by now?" 

"Ohh♡! I think I know♡! This is an A++ grade dick♡!" 

Squelch squelch squelch squelch! 

The reporter's back arched like a bow from my rough hip movements. 

Meanwhile the camera didn't shake at all, 

Clearly broadcasting the reporter's melting face. 

"I'm going to cum. Take it all." 

"Yes♡! A++ grade dick's semen♡! I'll take every last drop♡!" 

"Ungh!" 

"Ohhh♡! Top grade semen♡!" 

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! 

I injected plenty of rape semen. 

Whether her womb was small or I ejaculated a lot, I'm not sure. 

But with one ejaculation her womb swelled up. 

I pressed my glans against her swollen womb, 

Making her hips tremble as if electrified. 

"Ungh♡! Y-you're so vigorous♡. You're still erect♡." 

"Yes, so we'll continue." 

"What did you just... Ohhh♡!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

How could I be satisfied with just once? 

I pounded her swollen womb roughly. 

"By the way reporter noona, are you going to keep doing this?" 

"Hehe♡? What do you♡..." 

"Aren't you going to interview?" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

I urged her while kneading her breasts until they deformed. 

Isn't a reporter's duty to interview? 

Even if she's out of her mind from an extreme dick, 

Completing the interview to the end is a reporter's mission. 

She seemed to understand my words, continuing the interview while panting. 

"T-then we'll continue the interview♡!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

Her womb already remembered my dick. 

Now we finally entered the main interview. 

"Then as an A++ grade dick♡. What's your actual size♡?" 

"I remember it being about 26cm!" 

"Heek♡! It, it definitely feels over 26cm♡!" 

Squelch squelch squelch! 

The reporter moaned, spraying fluids. 

Coming from the person being fucked, the credibility is no joke. 

Not just words, but showing proof with her body - how could you not believe it? 

"I'm cumming again!" 

"Ungh♡! Ru-rupture♡! My womb is rupturing from the semen♡!" 

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! 

I irresponsibly ejaculated into her womb. 

Wanting to receive even one more drop of semen, 

Her vagina repeatedly contracted and relaxed, 

Skillfully milking my dick. 

I gently rocked my hips, smearing semen on her vaginal walls. 

She continued the interview while letting out faint moans. 

"Ungh♡, then what do you think about the current obsolescence problem♡?" 

"I'm not sure. I don't really feel it." 

"Heek♡! With a dick like this♡! Of course you wouldn't feel it♡!" 

Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! 

I thrust deep with my rock-hard dick showing no signs of obsolescence. 

Not having met many men yet, I don't know, 

But I'm not sure how serious the obsolescence is. 

Well, fewer competitors is good for me. 

I don't like fighting over women anyway. 

"Then shall we finish by getting you pregnant?" 

"Hehe♡? Can I get pregnant?" 

"Of course. Let's show the viewers you getting pregnant!" 

"Ohhh♡!" 

Squelch squelch squelch squelch! 

I moved my hips as if seriously trying to impregnate her. 

Meanwhile, the reporter continued broadcasting. 

"V-viewers♡! I'm currently being fucked♡! By a 26cm A++ grade dick♡!" 

"And?" 

"I'm shaking my hips hard♡! To get superior seeds♡!" 

Squelch squelch squelch! 

Her pussy pleasurably stroked my dick as if throwing a tantrum. 

Nothing feels better than a pussy desperate to get pregnant. 

I grabbed her ass and thrust even more violently. 

"Get pregnant! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!" 

"Ohhh♡! The sperm is combining with the egg right now♡!" 

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! 

The pussy tightened, greedily milking out the semen. 

How desperately she must have wanted to get pregnant, 

To suck it out so eagerly like this. 

After the final ejaculation finished and the penis was pulled out, 

The reporter collapsed weakly as if all her strength had left her. 

When the face was rubbed with the penis covered in semen and fluids, 

She finished the interview with a bright smile. 

"Mmph♡. This is reporter Jin Yuna, who was suddenly raped and impregnated♡." 

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