"and they're off folks. Number 3 is off to a strong start it looks like being freshly turned is an advantage...oh spoke too soon they discovered a landmine. Hope you didn't bet on them cause that blunder cost an arm and a leg" the announcer says as crowds cheer watching the zombies attempt to climb the icy hill again this winter
Half up they trigger traps as one is cut in half at the waist their drive unchanged as the bait stands at the top of the podium on the hill.
"Come on up deadheads!" The man yells "got a nice ass you can take a bite of if you're good enough!" He laughed as he shakes his butt slapping it as the crowd roars with laughter watching his antics when he bends over the seam ripping as planned to reveal his bacon patterned underwear.
"Oh number five looks like she's out found her a manwhich" the announcer says as a zombie hits a button on her crawl and a trap door opens revealing a criminal sentenced to death as his screams were heard while the door shuts again to spare the audience the graphic scene.
Several more minutes pass as more than half the starting zombies are eliminated via traps and hazards.
"And we're down to the final two you know what that means!" The announcer shouts as the crowd answers him
"FREE FOR ALL!" they scream as the lucky participants are announced and brought up on stage with spears to try and slow the zombies
"And looks like that's the show. Watch out for the next date" the announcer says as one participant was lucky enough to throw his spear at the zombies and go straight through both their skulls ending the game this month