I groaned and rubbed my pubic area. The spiky nut thing inside my pussy didn't hurt much when I was just standing still, but walking caused it to rub against my inner walls and scratch up my insides.
"This is awful…" I whined for what felt like the hundredth time.
I discovered that my body's apparent masochism came was a caveat. Pain wasn't sexy if I wasn't being forced by someone to take it. Just feeling pain in general didn't do anything to excite me. So the spiny thing had turned from sexy BDSM play, to just… annoying discomfort.
Peter sighed, and gave me a pitying glance.
"You know you could have snapped all the thorns off before sticking it in, right? Then it would be smooth inside you and you'd still be able to find out whether it could dissolve or not."
I stared at her, mouth agape… seriously? Why the fuck didn't I think of that? Did I seriously just spend the last hour torturing myself for no good reason?
"Peter!" Maddie scolded. "Don't tell her that… you made me lose the bet!"
"The bet?" I grumbled, glaring hatefully at Maddie.
"Ashley and Maddie bet a round of oral sex on how long it would take you to figure that out." Lysander explained. "Maddie just lost. She now owes Ash a blowjob."
"And you agreed to that? To suck off a dude?" I gasped at Maddie.
"Well… I was hoping to win…" Maddie replied with a shrug that told me she really didn't mind that much.
"But Ash is a dude…" I pointed out.
"Yeah, and I'm a girl. This body gets juiced up thinking about guys… Sucking a dick is totally normal for a girl. You're the weird one here for holding onto your old sexual hang-ups," she smirked.
"Nothing wrong with being a lesbian," Ash chided her.
Was I a lesbian? Did I like guys too? I gave Ash an appraising glance… Eh… not sure. It still weirded me out a little. I looked at Lysander, who smirked back at me knowingly. I realized something.
"Wait… did you stick this stupid thing inside me without taking off the thorns… on purpose?" I gasped.
"Obviously," Lysander calmly explained. "I had my own experiment to perform. I wanted to find out whether you enjoyed being sexually tortured, and whether I enjoyed sexually torturing you."
"You… absolute bastard!" I groaned.
"Your results?" Maddie asked curiously.
"Affirmative to both," Lysander said, without even a hint of shame.
"That's it…" I grumbled. "I'm taking this stupid nut out."
The party stopped and stood around, awkwardly watching me dig around inside my vagina for a few minutes, one leg raised like a dog lifting to pee. "You stuffed it in there deep!" I complained.
I grabbed hold of the sharp little bastard, and pulled it out with a pained groan.
"Fuck…" I gasped, holding up the cruel little ball.
Theory confirmed, it was smaller. Where before the spiky ball was around a golf ball in size, now it was about half of its initial radius. The thorns were as hard and sharp as ever but the core of the strange seed had shrunk considerably.
My freshly gouged out pussy stung like crazy.
"Hey Chloe… wanna come kiss me better?" I asked.
"Yes, Miss Tyler," she said quietly, with a nervous smile. "I-If that's what you want…"
I blinked a couple times, not quite understanding her overly nervous reaction. Oh wait… was she taking that literally? She had to touch me to heal me. I supposed she didn't need to actually touch me with her hand specifically.
"I wonder, would that actually work?" I mumbled.
I watched Chloe's eyes settle on my lips. She blushed and bit her own bottom lip. Yep, there was no ambiguity as to what she wanted.
Despite being a girl now, and just getting fingerbanged by Lysander an hour ago, I still had a bit of a crush on Chloe.
Shit, was this going to turn into some sort of weird love triangle thing? I nervously caught Lysander's eye, and she seemed to have no idea what I was worried about, just watching me with an amused smirk. I took that as a sign of her approval.
I put the moves on Chloe, taking the dominant role this time. I stepped forward, brushed back her long blonde bangs, placed a hand on her neck, and pulled her in for a kiss…
"Sorry if I taste like monster cum…" she whispered, in a voice only I could hear.
Our lips touched and our mouths opened, our tongues entwined. To my immense relief, I couldn't taste any monster cum on her breath. I pulled her in closer, kissed her more aggressively.
There was no visible flash of viridian magic this time, the spell's new point of contact was Chloe's tongue, hidden inside my mouth. I felt the magic take effect, the scratches in my pussy itching for a moment, and then stopping. My injury was fairy mild, all thing considered, so it only took a few seconds to patch me up. Reluctantly, I let go of the kiss.
"Slut," Ash called out. "Just kissing everybody today."
"Manwhore," I replied.
"Yep. That's the goal at least. Despite being surrounded by naked beauties I haven't actually fucked any of you yet," Ash replied.
"Healing through oral contact, how novel," Lysander said, nodding in approval. "As for you, Ash, worry not. I find your body desirable, and I believe I would enjoy licking your penis and testicles and perhaps riding you the cowgirl position, but I'd rather not be further distracted by sex right now. I'll let you fuck me later if that's alright."
"Hah, it's a date!" Ash cheered.
I breathed a hidden sigh of relief. It looked like Lysander was game for an open, friends-with-benefits arrangement, and wasn't being too possessive despite confessing to having a crush on me before. I was in the clear to fool around with Chloe and others.
"Aww, I thought she was going to make Chloe lick her pussy instead…" Peter grumbled in disappointment.
"Uh… I was considering that…" I admitted, glancing over at a blushing red-faced Chloe, "Maybe next time?"
Chloe adverted her eyes, staring, red faced, at the ground intently. She gave a quick, subtle nod that nobody else was likely to see. Her long elf ears were blushing a bright red.
"Next time? Are you planning on ruining your pussy again?" Maddie asked.
"Well uuh… It's happened twice already… and that was just the first half of today…" I mumbled awkwardly. "It's… sorta likely that it'll happen again at some point, won't it?"
"I guess…" Maddie said awkwardly.
There was a silence in the rest of the group, as everyone contemplated the grim potential futures of their respective genitals. I used the time to find a roughly textured rock on the ground. I picked it up and started grinding the hard thorns of the spiky ball against it, filing down all the sharp edges.
The group started walking again. Peter not-so-subtly walked as close to Ash as she could, for protection. She was suddenly wary of any stray vines on the forest floor.
"Who here hasn't been raped yet?" Peter asked, breaking the silence.
"Myself and Ash," Lysander replied coolly.
"Your turn next, then?" Peter said darkly.
"I don't intend to get raped," Lysander said, as if that was explanation enough.
"Lysander is sort of a badass," I admitted.
"She's kinda carrying the group right now."
"Not my fault we got teleported in here without weapons," Ash grumbled. "I unlocked the [Two Handed Swords I] skill, and it'll be awesome, but I kinda need a sword for that."
"Why a sword?" Maddie asked. "An axe seems like a better fit for a viking mountain man lumberjack guy."
"Cause swords are badass! They're like… giant shining phallic symbols of doom!"
"Phallic symbol?" I asked.
"Cause they're long and hard, attached to the masculine identity of being a knight in shining armour, and you use them to violently penetrate people you don't like…" Ash explained.
"You've put way too much thought into this," I sighed.
There was another awkward silence.
"What are you going for, Peter? Class wise?" I asked, changing the subject.
"Gothic lolita magical girl death mage," she said, somehow keeping a straight face while saying the most Chunni thing I've ever heard out loud.
"That's… quite the combo."
"Two thirds of that is just the outfit," Lysander commented. "I take it you're investigating the Unholy Magic branch?"
"Yep, turns out it kinda sucks," Peter said bitterly.
"What spell do you start with?" I asked.