"Tyler?" She asked, when she noticed I'd opened my eyes.
"Chloe," I replied. I felt the uncomfortable river rocks beneath my back and neck. "Lap pillow?" I asked.
Chloe, bless her submissive soul, complied without hesitation, raising my head, and scooting herself underneath, offering me her soft thighs as cushions.
"You're awesome," I said with a tired smile.
"Just… the best."
Chloe smiled in response, and patted my slimy forehead affectionately.
Yeah, I was pretty slimy. I wove together a purify spell, and cast it on myself. I shimmered with holy magic, and the ooze covering my body gradually evaporated. I felt a great relief inside me, a sudden release of a pressure I didn't even realize was there. The unspeakable fluid flooding my guts vanished and I returned to my previous clean emptiness.
"How are you holding up?" Ash asked.
"Just fine…" I said. "Maybe a little bit tired… and kinda… fucked out…"
"Hah! I'll bet," Ash chuckled. "You were in there for like… two hours, and those were some pretty scary looking tentacles stuffed inside you."
"So what happened on the outside while I was… being useful and distracting the enemy?" I asked.
"The monster was called a Rock Mimic. It swallowed you and turned back into a rock." Lysander explained. "I tried what magic I could until I'd almost run out of mana, but nothing I had could penetrate the shell. It was unusually strong, at least compared to natural stone. Ash and Maddie met with a similar lack of success trying to damage it with rocks and sticks. Only Emi's doom curse was effective against it. Even then, the curse wasn't stackable, and it required two full, hour-long cycles to finally kill it."
"Yay Emi," I lazily groaned out a cheer. "You were finally useful!"
"Hey fuck you, I'm awesome," she replied playfully.
"Tentacles already did enough of that," I replied.
I told them the gist of what happened. I struggled, tried a few fireballs, had my hands stung and/or melted off and learned an important lesson about resisting. Then, I got it hard in all three holes for a couple hours, and gained five levels while getting showered in dick juice.
"You're level eight?" Chloe gasped, astonished. "I only just hit three…"
"Seven here," Lysander said. "You passed me. I only gained one level from the fight. It seems sex-based Taint harvesting is a far more efficient than merely killing monsters."
"Yeah… It seems I'm much better at being a sex toy for monsters than being a combat mage…"
"Hey dude, don't beat yourself up like that," Emi piped up encouragingly.
I chuckled, "I'm only half joking… I wonder if there's a Succubus class that makes me better at getting monster raped. Something where I can like… drain them for stamina and healing or whatever."
"My gamer senses are telling me that your class advancement options would depend on what choices you make with your skill points," Emi replied.
I checked my Status page.
Name: Tyler Erikson
Age: 21, Sex: Female
Species: Human
Class: Mage 8
HP: 70 / 70
STA: 5 /90
MP: 138 / 138
Str: 6
Dex: 11
End: 9
Per: 13
Int: 20
Will: 11
Mag: 20
You have (5) Attribute points.
Perks: Greater Blessing of Vyreth
Skills:
Mana Manipulation 4
Basic Fire Magic 2
Basic Holy Magic 3
Meditation 2
You have (5) Skill Points.
Spells:
Firebolt
Purify
"Yeah, that's gonna take a while to decide, I have five Skill points to spend. Fire seems kidna succubus-ish, could take unholy as well…"
"Dude, take some time and sleep on it before making any choices. Having just survived the sort of thing that traumatizes a normal girl for life, I can guarantee you are not in the right state of mind to be making good life decisions right now," Maddie gently scolded.
"It was pretty bad at the start… but once I got used to it, I was basically cumming nonstop. It wasn't so bad, honestly," I said nonchalantly.
Chloe looked down at me, recognizing in me a kindred spirit, a fellow sex toy for monsters. She smiled approvingly.
"Clearly, your Isekai cheat ability is super-masochism," Emi suggested.
"What about everyone else?" I asked.
"Lysander is super smart, Ash is super big…"
"Hah! And super well hung," he added.
"…and super well hung, Maddie is… super boobs? I dunno."
"Gee thanks." she said flatly.
"Chloe is super-elf! Or super submissive…"
"Um… I'll go with 'elf' as my official superpower… if that's okay..."
"And Emi is super-loli?" I finished.
"Eh… I dunno, I guess so. It's better than having 'tits' as my superpower."
"Hey!" Maddie snapped.
Lysander interrupted the fun, "As much as I am enjoying this bonding experience, it's getting late and we need to hurry if we want to reach our chosen destination before dark. If we follow the river and it continues to be free of major obstructions, we should make good time. Despite awakening to her new masochistic rape fetish, I doubt Tyler is ready to go for another multi-hour round with a monster. Also, as I am not a masochist, I am not eager to share in her experience."
"Yeah, no rape for me thanks," Maddie agreed.
"I'm pretty sure I'd die if those tentacles went inside me. Like, straight-up, die," Emi added nervously.
Chloe remained conspicuously silent.
"You still look tired. Want me to carry you?" Ash asked me.
"Can you do it without sticking fingers in me?" I replied.
"Hmm… a difficult request, but I'll try my best," Ash said with a wink.
I sighed, "Good enough. Yes. Carry me please."
Ash scooped me up like I weighed nothing, and put me in a moderately respectful princess carry. He caressed my butt, but didn't finger me. I smiled and let him get away with it. I wrapped my arms around his neck, and nestled against his muscly shoulder, falling asleep almost immediately.