*Meanwhile*
Far out past the furthest parts of the solar system, even past the universe, and to the very ends of the multiverse where nothing exists, resides a light.
This light watches over the multiverse as its protector and creator. This light is the very essence of the infinitely expanding multiverse, if this light was to ever go out, all of existence will perish.
"I hate this way of residing, is there anything out in this stupid empty space I created to give me even a zeptosecond of entertainment?"
A feint voice can be heard from the light as it holds a conscious.
"Welp, time to scour the multiverse for something interesting."
"First let me get into a more comfortable form."
As the light says that, it begins to shine brighter than before as limbs can be seen beginning to form.
Rays of light begin to transform into ribbon strands that wrap around the forming body and morphs into a large, luscious dress and the light begins to dissipate.
As the light fades all that is left is a young woman with long hair that splits in the middle, one side a vibrant green and the other a deep beautiful purple. Matched with darkened sclera and pupils to match her hair.
She conjures a mirror to bask in her own on beauty.
"This body is just the cutest every time I see it."
"Now let the searching begin!"
She waves her arm and a large holographic like screen appears and it begins to flash images of different celestial bodies with the information of their life contents.
After a little bit of searching, she stops on a planet known as Earth #22591.
"So Earth #22591, from universe #7, timeline #2, Huh. Well consider yourself very unlucky, since I've been very bored, I'm very irritated now."
"So if you are to disappoint me, the destruction of universe #7 will be on you, so lets begin."
She begins to scour the Earth's network for something to entertain; however, she found nothing that lived up to her expectations, until she found a group of guys that make videos for a website called TooYube.
"The name of their channel is called TheMenofCulture."
She raises an eyebrow in question as she begins to scroll through their channel.
"They seem interesting, I'll give one of their videos a try."
"Tsk, I bet these fools won't even make me smirk."
*After watching all their videos, from the past, present, and future, throughout the whole multiverse*
"HEHEHHAHAHAHHEHEH!!!" She screams aloud that empty space as tears stream down her check from her excessive laughter.
After some time to get herself to stop laughing, she finally gains her composure.
"Oh man, that's the longest I've ever been occupied, they kept me engaged for a little over a nanosecond."
"For them giving me the best time I've ever had and as their biggest fan, I must give them a gift."
"But what exactly can I give to mere humans that wouldn't totally annihilate them? A tour of the Hell of the Cosmos? No TD is too much of a loose cannon to let that happen. A once in a lifetime dinner with yours truly and all my favorite meals? No the food is made of cosmic energy they would die as soon as they grazed its presence."
She begins to pace back and forth in the empty voids that she resides in, trying desperately to think of a gift to give to her now, favorite living beings.
She struggles for awhile constantly looking through her possessions of otherworldly items, until an idea emerges in her head.
"Oh I know, I haven't used that at all since I made it, although to me, I find it to be a horrible gift, but they just might appreciate it."
*In the meantime - 3 hours after Miles's prank*
"Yosai, do you know where my last box of limited edition Grinch Twinkies are, I swear it was in the pantry?!?"
A man with a large Afro yells from the kitchen into the living room.
"Yeah, I threw them out Ronin, they're gone!"
He runs from the kitchen and into the living room, jumps over the couch and grabs Yosai by the collar.
"Do you care to explain why in the, FLYING FUCK, did you throw away my special Twinkies!?"
"Well for one, you bought four whole pallets of them during a Christmas that was three years ago, and second, I hate seeing them fill our pantry, and third, you make strange noises when you eat them."
"So when I saw there was one box left, I thought it wasn't a big deal if I threw it out."
Ronin lifts Yosai off the ground by his collar and continues to yell at him.
"You know those things are like crack to me, and you just got rid of my last box. *Sob *Sob"
"Hey are you two dumb asses finally done, because I want down from this, I'm starting to get a headache."
Miles says as he dangles from the ceiling upside down wrapped in loads of duct tape.
Yosai gets free from Ronin's grasp and connects a punch to Miles's abdomen.
"Ooh, that one stung, that was your best one yet, however you seem tired, are you still feeling fatigue from chasing me around the city!"
"Just shut up Miles, you're getting what you deserve." Yosai says as he sits back on the couch, next to Ronin who's still crying.
Cerik, Night, Tyreek, and a man with straight brown hair and wearing a black bandanna around his neck walk into the living room.
"Hey, guys, oh Antonio, haven't seen you since the drive by, how's your back feeling after 5 full mags of pellets." Miles says with a smug face.
The man with the bandanna doesn't say anything and instead retaliates by connecting a multitude of punches to Miles's abdomen.
"Is that all you got, you hit like a bitch!"
"C'mon put your back into it!" Miles says while laughing manically
Cerik puts a hand onto Antonio's shoulder and pulls away from Miles. Antonio grabs his collar out of frustration.
"Hey why are you stopping me, I finally get a chance to get my licks back at him."
"I understand that and I must stop you because you do not know." He says as he pushes him to the side.
"As we all know Miles is the most physically fit out of all of us, so you got to use enough force if you wish to hurt him."
Miles looks upon him in annoyance. "What are you talking abo . . ."
Cerik lands a heavy punch on his abdomen so hard that a loud boom erupted throughout the house and the rope holding Miles snaps and he flies through the air and hits the wall.
Miles's body slumps up against the wall as he sits there completely unconscious.
"That's how you deal damage to him, so now you know."
The other five look upon what just happened with awed expressions.
"You're Scary." They say in unison.
After all the commotion a small floating light appears in front of all of them out of thin air.
"Oh, good you're all here in the same place, that makes things easier, hopefully I'm not interrupting anything important."
The six of them looked upon it in utter shock and wryness as they heard a woman's voice that seemed to come from every direction.
"Who the hell said that?!" Night yells out in frustration.
"You'll know soon enough." The voice says as the light begins to flash brighter.
"What is that thing!?" Antonio exclaims in disbelief.
As they try to get away from the bright light they are too late as they all get wrapped in the light and dragged into its center.
"You guys are gonna love what I have in store for you." The woman's voice can be heard as the light dissipates leaving the house completely empty.