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Chapter 2 - Prologue: About the Air-humans

Air's air-beings and air-breeds of air-humans were composed of the original air-humans and typical air-humans, and atypical air-humans, and alternate air-humans, and alternative air-humans, and alterate air-humans, and allo air-humans, and human air-humans; who comprised the air-men and air-women and air-boys and air-girls, and a-air-men and a-air-women and a-air-boys and a-air-girls, and altern-air-men and altern-air-women and altern-air-boys and altern-air-girls, and alt-air-men and alt-air-women and alt-air-boys and alt-air-girls, and alter-air-men and alter-air-women and alter-air-boys and alter-air-girls, and allo-air-men and allo-air-women and allo-air-boys and allo-air-girls, and human air-men and human air-women and human air-boys and human air-girls; who were all airers and air-landers and air-worlders, and aircrafters and airiers, and were composed thus.

 

The original air-humans were the Aired or Air-men — who were the air-elemented or air-element-men — who were as all air-element-men, air-humans who aired air out of their skin pores and became transparent, and who had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia, and who could fly and glide. Their wings were two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the air-men and air-women and air-boys and air-girls, who were all airers and air-landers and air-worlders, and aircrafters and airiers. They were the original air-humans from which derived all the other air-humans.

 

The typical air-humans were composed of seven types who were:-

 

The Gased or Gas-men — who were the air-mattered or air-matter-men — who were as all air-matter-men, air-humans who aired or evaporated their selves and became invisible, and who had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia, and who could fly and glide. Their wings were two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the gas-men and gas-women and gas-boys and gas-girls, who were all gasers and gas-landers and gas-worlders, and gascrafters and gasiers.

 

The Feathered or Feather-men — who were the air-covered or air-cover-men — who were as all air-cover-men, air-humans with feather-covered bodies, and the feathers were white, short, and little. They comprised the feather-men and feather-women and feather-boys and feather-girls, who were all featherers and feather-landers and feather-worlders, and feathercrafters and featheriers.

 

The Plumed or Plume-men — who were the air-clothed or air-cloth-men — who were as all air-cloth-men, air-humans with plume-covered bodies, and the plumes were multi-coloured, showy, long, and large. They comprised the plume-men and plume-women and plume-boys and plume-girls, who were all plumers and plume-landers and plume-worlders, and plumecrafters and plumiers.

 

The Winged or Wing-men — who were the air-locomotored or air-locomotor-men — who were as all air-locomotor-men, air-humans with white wings, and who had a pair of two wings in the middle of the back. They comprised the wing-men and wing-women and wing-boys and wing-girls, who were all wingers and wing-landers and wing-worlders, and wingcrafters and wingiers.

 

The Patagiumed or Patagium-men — who were the air-locomotorlessed or air-locomotorless-men — who were as all air-locomotorless-men, air-humans with white patagia, and who had a patagium each in the left and right side of the body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the patagium-men and patagium-women and patagium-boys and patagium-girls, who were all patagiumers and patagium-landers and patagium-worlders, and patagiumcrafters and patagiumiers.

 

The Flyed or Fly-men — who were the air-locomotioned or air-locomotion-men — who were as all air-locomotion-men, air-humans with neither feathers and plumes, nor wings and patagia, who flew by thrusting their bodies in the air. They comprised the fly-men and fly-women and fly-boys and fly-girls, who were all flyers and fly-landers and fly-worlders, and flycrafters and flyiers.

 

The Glided or Glide-men — who were the air-locomotionlessed or air-locomotionless-men — who were as all air-locomotionless-men, air-humans with neither feathers and plumes, nor wings and patagia, who glided by letting the air carry them away. They comprised the glide-men and glide-women and glide-boys and glide-girls, who were all gliders and glide-landers and glide-worlders, and glidecrafters and glidiers.

 

 

The atypical air-humans were also composed of seven types who were:-

 

The Birded or Bird-men — who were the air-organismed or air-organism-men — who were as all air-organism-men, air-humans who were bird-like in that their bodies were either streamlined-shaped or spindle-shaped and feather-covered, their arms and legs were winged, their necks long and flexible, their mouths beaky, their forearms and lower legs scaly, their hands and feet scaly, with webbed feet also, and their fingers and toes clawy, and they had tails. They also had birdy crests upon their bird-shaped heads. They comprised the bird-men and bird-women and bird-boys and bird-girls, who were all birders and bird-landers and bird-worlders, and birdcrafters and birdiers.

 

The Batted or Bat-men — who were the air-animaled or air-animal-men — who were as all air-animal-men, air-humans who were bat-like in that their bodies were flattened and fur-covered, their arms and legs were patagiumed, their face snouty, their eyes large and ears small, their forearms and lower legs furry, their hands and feet furry, with webbed feet also, and their fingers and toes clawy, and they had tails. They also had batty ears on each side of their bat-shaped heads. They comprised the bat-men and bat-women and bat-boys and bat-girls, who were all batters and bat-landers and bat-worlders, and batcrafters and battiers.

 

The Tillandsiaed or Tillandsia-men — who were the air-planted or air-plant-men — who were as all air-plant-men, air-humans who were tillandsia-like in that their greenish bodies were tree-trunk-like with a human head at the top, and they had the primary human arms out of which branched out the secondary knobbed stemmy arms, and also had the primary human legs out of which branched out the secondary knobbed rooty legs. The stemmy arms and rooty legs were used for flying and gliding. They comprised the tillandsia-men and tillandsia-women and tillandsia-boys and tillandsia-girls, who were all tillandsiaers and tillandsia-landers and tillandsia-worlders, and tillandsiacrafters and tillandsiaiers.

 

The Cladosporiaed or Cladosporia-men — who were the air-fungied or air-fungi-men — who were as all air-fungi-men, air-humans who were cladosporium-like in that their tiny fruiting bodies sprouted out from the mycelium-like to which they were attached and surrounded by with a human head at the top; and they had the primary human arms out of which branched out the secondary up arms, and also had the primary human legs out of which branched out the secondary down legs; with the up arms and down legs being the filament-like hyphae-like arms and legs which connected end-to-end and intertwined into the mesh-like mycelium-like. The up arms and down legs were used for flying and gliding. They comprised the cladosporia-men and cladosporia-women and cladosporia-boys and cladosporia-girls, who were all cladosporiaers and cladosporia-landers and cladosporia-worlders, and cladosporiacrafters and cladosporiaiers.

 

The Aerococcied or Aerococci-men — who were the air-microorganismed AKA air-microbed or air-microorganism-men AKA air-microbe-men — who were as all air-microbe-men, air-humans who were aerococcus-like in that they had tiny bodies with a human head at the top, and also had the primary human arms and primary human legs, and also had all over their tiny bodies branching out the secondary upper arms and secondary downer legs which were the hairlike pili-like arms and legs, and lastly had tails above their bottoms which were the whiplike flagella-like. The upper arms and downer legs and tails were used for flying and gliding. They comprised the aerococci-men and aerococci-women and aerococci-boys and aerococci-girls, who were all aerococciers and aerococci-landers and aerococci-worlders, and aerococcicrafters and aerococciiers.

 

The Diamonded or Diamond-men — who were the air-gemstoned or air-gemstone-men — who were as all air-gemstone-men, air-humans who were diamond-skinned as they could turn their skins diamond which became diamantiferous, and who could shape-shift their bodies into the diamonded shape of rhombus, and who had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia which could also be diamonded, and who could fly and glide. Their wings were two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the diamond-men and diamond-women and diamond-boys and diamond-girls, who were all diamonders and diamond-landers and diamond-worlders, and diamondcrafters and diamondiers.

 

The Platinumed or Platinum-men — who were the air-metalstoned or air-metalstone-men — who were as all air-metalstone-men, air-humans who were platinum-skinned as they could turn their skins platinum which became platiniferous, and who could shape-shift their bodies into the platinumed shape of cubes, and who had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia which could also be platinumed, and who could fly and glide. Their wings were also two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were also two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the platinum-men and platinum-women and platinum-boys and platinum-girls, who were all platinumers and platinum-landers and platinum-worlders, and platinumcrafters and platinumiers.

 

 

The alternate air-humans were composed of the Skyed or Sky-men — who were the air-realmed or air-realm-men — who were as all air-realm-men, air-humans who skyed skinned skyy canopies out of their skin pores, with the sky canopies spherical or oval, and encircling and enclosing them, and making them translucent; and who had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia, and who could fly and glide. Their wings were also two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were also two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the sky-men and sky-women and sky-boys and sky-girls, who were all skyers and sky-landers and sky-worlders, and skycrafters and skyiers.

 

The alternative air-humans were composed of the Whited or White-men — who were the air-coloured or air-colour-men — who were as all air-colour-men, air-humans who were white-skinned as they could turn their skins white which became white-coloured and emitted a white aura, and who could shape-shift their bodies into the white shape of a seven-pointed and seven-stroked septagram, and seven-sided septagon; and who had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia which could also be whited, and who could fly and glide. Their wings were also two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were also two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the white-men and white-women and white-boys and white-girls, who were all whiters and white-landers and white-worlders, and whitecrafters and whitiers.

 

The alterate air-humans were composed of the Upbistriangled or Upbistriangle-men — who were the air-angled or air-angle-men — who were as all air-angle-men, air-humans who could shape-shift their bodies into the shape of an upward-pointing triangle, bisected by a horizontal line, and who had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia, and who could fly and glide. Their wings were also two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were also two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the upbistriangle-men and upbistriangle-women and upbistriangle-boys and upbistriangle-girls, who were all upbistrianglers and upbistriangle-landers and upbistriangle-worlders, and upbistrianglecrafters and upbistriangliers.

 

The allo air-humans were composed of the Aircrafted or Aircraft-men — who were the air-vehiclecrafted or air-vehiclecraft-men — who were as all air-vehiclecraft-men, air-humans who were aircraft-like in that their bodies had long and large and oval trunks and torsos as of an aircraft, and above which was their human heads; and the bellies and backs of these bodies had skins which were as pockets — belly-pockets and back-pockets — which were long and large and oval, and elastic and stretchy, and could carry and transport other beings, beasts, objects, and things as crew and cargo. This made their bodies the longest and largest, and strongest and stoutest of all air-humans; and their arms and legs the longest also, and their hands and feet the largest also. They also mostly stayed horizontally, contrary to the other air-humans who mostly stayed vertically. They also had feathers and plumes, and wings and patagia which were the longest and largest and fattest of all air-humans, and could fly and glide. Their wings were also two pairs — four wings — with a pair on each side of their upper back, and their patagia were also two pairs — four patagia — with a pair each on the left and right side of their body which stretched from the neck to the hindlimbs. They comprised the aircraft-men and aircraft-women and aircraft-boys and aircraft-girls, who were all aircrafters and aircraft-landers and aircraft-worlders, and aircraftcrafters and aircraftiers.

 

The human air-humans who were also the Human-air-humaned or Human-air-human-men were the true, flightless humans who could not naturally fly or glide, and had no feathers, no plumes, no wings, no patagia; but artificially flew and glided with air-human-made air-magical featherostomies and plumostomies implanted on their bodies, or feather-wears and plume-wears which they wore on their bodies; and also wingostomies and patagiumostomies implanted on their backs and sides, or wing-wears and patagium-wears which they wore on their backs and sides. They were not of the air and its air-land and air-world of Airia and AirLandia and AirWorldia, and not of its aircraftering and airiering air-land and air-world of Aircrafteria and Airieria; nor were they airers and air-landers and air-worlders, nor were they aircrafters and airiers; and neither were they practitioners of airal and airmagical aircraft and airi and aircraftry and airiry; but were simply aware of all these air-humans, and were thus given the name human air-humans by the air-humans because they were simply aware of them. They comprised the human air-men and human air-women and human air-boys and human air-girls, who were all human airers and human air-landers and human air-worlders, and human aircrafters and human airiers.