"Tired of realizing that Hell is other people?" asked an ominous female voice."Yeah..." said one demonic guy. "I was placed in Hell by the Almighty and I ended up in a comfortable room. Guess what? I ended up with a JEW!!! And the other guy was an Aryan who kept flexing how better he was to me!""Tired of being enslaved by Aurora?" asked the voice again."Hey. I'm Joseph Ibarra. I am a slave to Aurora and I'm the reason why my world was enslaved. Yes. I AM tired AND GET THAT CAMERA OFF MY F-!!!""Well! GOOD FOR YOU!!! Aurora Morningstar is working on a new project! This project is known as Devil Unity! Here, all demons and slaves in this section of Hell and the Devilish Worlds will unite against Heaven itself and search for the hidden Sacred World! Aurora promises new entertainment called... Aurora Reactions!"Aurora watches the TikTok but just stared on the screen the entire time. The TikTok shows a frog man talking for like, an entire minute, and the whole time she's just staring at the screen. It then switches to a man getting hit in the balls, where she yells, "BRAH!!""Aurora will also be discussing her vlogs in the Suicide Forest in Japan!""YOHOHOHO!!!" smiled Aurora, posing in front of the dead body. "Dead body! It's so beautiful!""Aurora will also be pranking children in her weekly show, DevilOFive!"Aurora laughs as she tears the poor boy's crayons. "WHY!?!? WHY DID YOU DESTROY YOUR OWN CRAYONS, YOU BITCH!?!?""I dunno..." said the poor boy. "I'm sorry..."Aurora smacks the boy."Aurora will also be doxxing her enemies because she doesn't like them!""Yeah... Uh... Jerry lives in 555 Beary Beary Street, Aurora City. Philippines. Uh... Jack? He uh... lives in 67 Killers Street. Dancer's City, United States. Felix lives in Pereto City, Japan. 2136 Suta Purachina's Street.""Aurora will also finally continue on with her special vlogs of her using money to help people!""WHAT'S UP, GUYS!?!?! AFTER BUILDING WELLS IN AFRICA ON MY SLAVE WORLDS, I'M GOING TO BUY THE FUCKIN' ALPHA CENTAURI SYSTEM!!!" sneered Aurora. "YOU WANNA MAKE IT BIG!?!? WELL, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! ONLY RICH PEEPS WITH LOUD VOICES CAN GET EVEN MORE POPULAR AND FAMOUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!""And finally, recently, Aurora will be presenting, THE SUPER SPLOOGE!!! To save our worlds from suffering from the Great Depletion, she will be extracting a specialized Splooge and begin farming it all over the Devilish Multiverse for us to be saved from the Great Depletion and to give rise for our plans to DESTROY HEAVEN!!! AAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Subscribe to to Morningstar Plus for more shitty content!
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Prometheus switches the channel of the TV. "Ugh!"Suddenly, they see a live news of several demons attacking Washington DC."UGHHHH!!!" groaned Prometheus."So... Right now, THAT'S happening..." said Miguel. "What do we do about it?""I don't fuckin' know! They have the Reaper! They won't give him or MY WORLD back unless I give them you!" Prometheus facepalms. "AND I'VE REALLY COME TO LIKE YOU GUYS!!!""Yeah. But you were just using us and Miguel to farm and kill him," said Jedan."Jedan. Please. That was all in the past. Listen to Master Oogway for once, would ya?""Which is?""Something about the... past being history and the present being a theory-...""That's not how it works," sighed Lord.Miguel snaps his fingers and smiles. "What if I offer myself to them!? And you guys break me out!""Miguel. That is a terrible idea..." said Prometheus."But Mr. ProMETHeus!" smiled Miguel. "This is the Reaper we're talkin' about! MR. REAPER!!! We need to save him and the only way is if Aurora gets her grubby little claws on me! Now, will ya help me? Pleeease?""No!" yelled Prometheus. "Besides. I have a debate against Aurora later.""Over...?" asked Miguel."Over you."Miguel gulps in fear.Meanwhile..."AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" A demon tries crawling away as the Reaper pulls him back toward him, slamming him to the ground and proceeding to crush his face. "AAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"*SPLAT!!!*"I call upon the cosmic power of the flames and ember. To bring forth pain to these HEATHENS!!!" He splatters the head of the poor demon with a flaming foot.Aurora smirks while looking into the cell.Later...Prometheus sighs as he and the others, who are all in the CoolDudeBus, parked outside the arena."Mr. Prometheus? What are we doing here?" asked Miguel."My debate," said Prometheus. "I need you to be under my watch at all times no matter what. Aurora can never touch you unless I'm around. Keep Miguel protected.""Aight," said Lord."Lord. Please. I saw you hiding behind a pillar that Prom Night in the Imposter Prince Attack. I was speaking with Athena.""Yes, sir..." Athena looked away, angrily."Come on, Thenes. You gotta trust me on this one..." said Prometheus."I just can't believe you planned to kill a child," said Athena.Prometheus sighs. "If it was forty years ago, I wouldn't believe it either. But remember. Everything I've ever done and stood for was to get my world back. And right now, I might be throwing my entire people away." Prometheus then parks the bus, opens the door, and walks away. "Follow me. Stay in the audience no matter what..."Later...Prometheus is baffled as Aurora reveals to the entire world his conversation with Miguel a chapter ago.The screen showed Prometheus telling his story to Miguel and the others. "Prometheus was originally an alter of Miguel Ibarra. Just one of many of the Miguel Ibarras out there. You see, Miguels are actually quite rare. Only a few are ever seen or even born in each set of worlds. This makes the Miguel more powerful because of his rarity and uniqueness-..."Aurora crosses her arms and smiles as Prometheus angrily frowns at her.The audience is only filled with demons and the group sits next to them.Aurora and Prometheus face against each other on stage as the entire showing finished."Esteemed beings of the Multiverse, I am Prometheus. I am formerly known as Saint Miguel Ibarra, warlord and emperor of the Multiverse. Aurora has... recently revealed who I am. I am a warlord trying to get my world back. I am no savior. I stand before you not as a Prometheus, but as God's former Avatar. My mistakes and past hubris... I all admit them. But I have now understood the consequences of my actions. I plead for you to join me and stay loyal to my side in my quest to protect the Aswang Prince and your world. My quest is not just for redemption but for the betterment and safety of my own dimension.""You talk about redemption but the Multiverse you created is all for your arrogance to get your world back. For your arrogance. For your tomfuckery. You said you wanted to protect Main World! But NO!!! YOU disrupted the natural order of things! YOU kept the Reaper away from me!""You wanted to destroy Heaven!""Yeah. And you could've stopped me in a smarter way. Instead, you endanger the lives of billions in this war. That just makes me smarter than you!""My purpose is to protect life. I get it! I'm an asshole! I wanted to save the Multiverse from your tyranny and prevent deaths as much as possible! I saw the Reaper as an opportunity to become a tool for justice and protection. Not a weapon!""You conquered worlds, too, prick. Got billions killed in your little crusade. You were supposed to fix the fuel crisis. That's it. But you wanted your world back.""I don't stand as a conqueror. I stand as a helper. A protector.""Pro, I get it. Every villain needs a Goddamned redemption arc. But let's cut the shit. Main World is sitting on a goldmine. Main World is named that because it's the birthplace of Aswangkind! It's a fucking goldmine. Or shall I say, bloodmine? His blood is the solution to the fuel crisis in my world and soon enough, your world! He's a hybrid! That's the point! Why the hell do you waste the boy being a hero in one world when he can save literal THOUSANDS!!!""Aurora. The Prince is my dear friend. You're reducing him to a mere object and resource. You can't sacrifice life for fuel. That's wrong. What else? He's a divine being! We don't FUCK with that, Aurora! Exploiting him for our selfish gains is against OUR code of values and ethics! It's unethical!""I'm not saying we turn him into a carton of milk. It's a win-win. He finally gets to play hero!"Miguel's eyes quiver upon hearing that."He saves our world, who are facing a FUCKING APOCALYPSE, mind you... And we get the fuel! Win-win, bitch! Finally! A Miguel who actually did something more worthy than... I dunno... 'Fanfiction'?" she smirked."He's a child.""And YOU made him a hero in the first place! You endangered him first!""SO DO YOU!!!""Least I'm honest about it.""This is against what's right! Will you people actually kill A CHILD in order to save their worlds!"Aurora laughs. "Weren't YOU just planning to do so?"Prometheus' eyes quiver. "But I care about the kid now!""WHAT ABOUT MY KIDS!?!? MY PEOPLE'S KIDS!?!?! MY PEOPLE'S FAMILIES!?!?""I'll do it," said Miguel, who teleported into the stage and having grabbed a mic."Kid. Get back to the audience. THAT'S AN ORDER!!!" Prometheus' voice broke."No. If this is that important to you... Then she can have me.""Miguel!" yelled Anna."No..." said Gerard."Oh dear..." said Happy."MIGUEL!!!" yelled Jedan and Lord."What the hell...?" Fred asked, angrily.Athena's eyes quivered."Goodbye, boys. I'm logging out," Miguel's eyes quivered.Prometheus' eyes quiver more. "But-!" "You were about to lose, anyway... You can save me later... Right...?" His eyes quiver with teary eyes. "I'm also doing this for Mr. Reaper..."Aurora smirks evilly."Miguel. You're not a hero! YOU ARE A KID!!! MY KID!!!" roared Prometheus. "GET BACK TO THE AUDIENCE!!! Please... That's an order!" He whimpered, as his mask is beginning to show that the area for his eyes is getting wet. "I WILL WHOOP YOUR-!!!" He stops himself, remembering that he promised not to use the bamboo stick anymore. "PLEASE... Don't be an idiot!""Prometheus... I am an idiot. I don't know much..."Demons began descending from the sky and cuffing him."Why are you doing this!? TO EARN YOUR DUMBASS BATCHMATES' RESPECT!?!? TO GAIN FRIENDS!?!?" asked Prometheus, as more demons pin him back."Mr. Prometheus, I kinda learned that I never wanted respect..." Miguel smiles. "I just wanted people to care about me. You see, Pro... I never had a dad." He began crying. "I kinda got everything I ever wanted. I may have not gotten their respect... Least I got yours, right?"Prometheus strangles the demons before him with his magical bubble rings and tries stepping forward only for MABUS' bubble magic to stop him in place."Oh no you fuckin' don't..." sneered MABUS.Aurora smiles. Suddenly, demons throw the Reaper to the ground before him.The Reaper asks, "What happened?" while he grabbed his head in pain.The Reaper then sees Miguel being raised up by Aurora's rapture beam.The Reaper slowly stands up. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?" sobbed the Reaper, grabbing Prometheus by the throat. "PROMETHEUS!!! WHY ARE THEY TAKING HIM!?!?"Prometheus hugs the Reaper. "I'm going to murder every motherfucking demon in here... I need you to get the kids outta here... safely..."Jedan runs to the stage. "I'M SORRY FOR ABANDONING YOU!!! MIGUEL!!! C'MON, MAN!!! THIS IS SCARIN' THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!" he sobbed."Goodbye, boys," smiled Miguel.Jedan tries to use his stretching to try and grab Miguel only for a shield to decimate parts of his skin.Lord roars, activating his stone armor, and tries breaking into the barrier.Anna then pulls the two guys back. "IT'S OVER!!!""He needs to know that I'm sorry!" cried Lord."HE WOULDN'T WANT YOU WASTING OUR USOG FOR HIM AND GETTING OURSELVES HURT IN DOING SO!!!""I CAN REACH HIM!!!" yelled Jedan.Miguel smiles and kicks Jedan's face as he falls on Lord and Anna. "That's for abandoning me on Prom Night," he smirked. "Kidding. I'm sorry, too, guys. That whole ordeal was my fault.""MIGUEL!!!" roared the trio, as Miguel smiles adorably yet tearily. "See ya in the next chapter, guys!" smiled Miguel.