Chapter 29 - The Escape Plan

"They call it Stormy Monday, but Tuesday's just as badThey call it Stormy Monday, but Tuesday's just as badWednesday's worse, and Thursday's also sad..." said Miguel, before sobbing on the chair. "Okay... Meditate... HmmmmmmMMMMM!!! I may be the best, but I can try a little harder. I'm good, but not the best. I guess I got a little carried away. I hurt my friends... And I should try to be better." His hair begins to glow blue. "Ugh... Y'know what...? Time to throw the big guns..." He does the sign of the cross. "Our Father, Thou art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name-..." He prayed calmly and respectfully. "God... Please... Keep my friends safe... I know they're gonna come and save me... But... Please... Make sure they're all okay after all this. Please..." He began glowing a brighter blue.Meanwhile..."HAMMAR RUSH!!!" Jedan slams the mothership's vent open and he climbs in. He enters the vents to walk around and reach the surface within the ship. "(In here, guys!)"The entire group enters, but Happy gets stuck in the vents. He tries to get out by rocketing out only to blast a hole into the vent instead with a hole dropping all the way to the ground."(Happy! Get your animatronic butt in here!!!)" yelled-whispered Anna."Error! Error! Must reboot system!" He deactivates and turns back on. "Waddup, ya blokes?"Anna helps him up only to break the vents open. "Oh sheesh..."Suddenly, they face two Miguels."Hello! Well, well! If it isn't the Prince's Seven Knights!" he sneered."Well, well! If it isn't-! MABUS' minion?" asked Jedan."PREPARE FOR DOOM!!!" smiled Miguel, the Storm Bringer."WE'LL PUT YOU IN A TOMB!!!" smiled Miguel, the Shadow Hider."And Time-Skipper, THAT'S RIGHT!!!" cackled another Miguel."Dude. Kill them," said Jedan, turning to Happy.Happy prepares a gun, only for time to skip. "What the-?"Suddenly, Miguel the Time-Skipper is in front of them. "GET THEM, SHADOW HIDER!!!"Miguel the Shadow Hider enters the shadows and punches Happy in the face.Happy is uninjured."Uh..." said Miguel the Shadow Hider.*BANG!!!*"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Miguel the Shadow-Hider is scared by the gun and falls off the vent they came from."SHADOW BRINGER!!! NOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!" sobbed Miguel the Storm Bringer, who immediately shocks Happy with lightning.Jedan then grabs him.He shocks him with more lightning and blasts a tornado at his face, which doesn't affect him at all."I'M RUBBER, BABY!!!" smiled Jedan, before pushing him into the hole as he falls off the ship."What wacky ability do you have?" asked Jedan, annoyed."I CAN SKIP TIME!!!" he sneered."Really?" asked Jedan, before he bites his finger and lets it bleed."Hmhmhm!"Suddenly, time skips, and Miguel is about to hit Jedan's head with a knife.Jedan, however, sees that the droplets of his blood multiplied, making him realize that he skipped time and detect where he is......which is behind him."RUBBER RUSH!!!" Jedan blasts several punches into the evil Miguel's face while stretching his arms and throws him off the ship."TEAM ANVIL FALLING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaain-!!!" yelled the evil Miguel."Were they alters of PokeMon?" asked Lord."Yugi-Oh fan. What's that?" asked Jedan."FORWARD TO OUR FRIEND!!!" yelled Gerard, as he zooms forward and zigzags away into the hall."HOHOHOLY GAHD!!! That scared me! Ahahahaha!!! Did you see that?" smiled Fred. "He just zoomed into the hall like *WOOSH!!!*""Yeah! Kinda scared me, too!" smiled Lord."Ha!" laughed Jedan. "Like a Looney Tunes character!""Or the Flash!" smiled Anna. "Ever heard of the Flash?""Didn't the movie suck? Or was it just that one guy in the movie that made people hate it?" asked Jedan."I dunno. Movie politics, man," said Happy."Dude. Hear me out. Catchphrase: 'It's flashin' time-...' No. That sounded awkward," said Jedan.Gerard zooms back to them. "Guys! I found Miguel! He's in a cell!""Lead us," said Anna.Later... the entire group reaches a massive area with several metal doors. They hear howls of agony and pain. Blood and rust is shown to paint the walls. Screams of terror could be heard from the vents beneath their feet."So... This is Aurora's mothership, huh...?" asked Anna. "Wait...! There!""Where?" asked Lord."Miguel's in that door! I could... feel... I could feel it!" Anna runs toward the door only for Happy to pull her back.The entire group had hidden in the corner. Jedan transforms into a giant flesh wall to keep them hidden."Yes... He's NEARING for completion!" sneered Aurora. She turns to the flesh wall and gives a angered frown. "WHO DESIGNED THIS!?!? Because I'd like to give them a raise!" she smiled randomly. "Anyway! Miguel! You have a minute left for extraction! C'MON, BOY!!!"The group is shown to look at her through eye holes Jedan created for them.Anna, however, sees that there's some sort of portal that leads to... somewhere..."What is that...?" asked Anna, looking outside Jedan's eye holes to see that there is a massive beam that constantly leaves the eye hole."That's Hell's Toilet," said Gerard. "Any demon that falls there will be stuck there forever. No one except one guy form another Multiverse managed to escape it."Miguel falls out of the door, exhausted, malnourished, shivering, and starving.Aurora uses her orange bubbles to detect Miguel's energies and blood. "Yes... We can now manufacture the Splooge... Time to save humanity and be LOVED by all! As a hero like me deserves.""(Miguel!)" whispered Anna. Her eyes shook. She turned teary-eyed seeing Miguel before giving flared nostrils and a toxic glare while staring at Aurora. Aurora immediately senses it. She smiles before dragging Miguel on the floor while grabbing his foot.Later...Aurora smiles as she places Miguel into the chair in front of several cameras for all the world to see. "WHAT'S UP, GUYS!!! TODAY, WE'RE KILLING A CHILD TO SOLVE THE FUEL CRISIS!!! WITNESS, WORLD!!! YOUR DOING!!! YOU VOTED FOR THIS... AND NOW, YOU MAY HAVES IT!!! WITNESS YOUR SALVATION THAT I OFFER TO YOU!!!""Hey, Aurora!" yelled Anna."Anna... No!" yelled Miguel.Aurora turns to her and frowns. "Huh. You finally showed yourself. Hello, coward.""Well... Yeah. But then again, I'm not a coward! Because we have THIS!!!" Anna shows a USB connected to Happy's port. She places her thumb on Happy's button. "If I press this button on his back, it will show the world, the truth!"Athena's clones, while Aurora is distracted, are revealed to have been crawling out of the ventilation system and begin unlocking Miguel's chains.Miguel shakes his head out of concern. "(She'll kill you all!)"One Athena clone shakes her head and whispers, "(We won't leave you again. Not this time...)"Miguel smiles. He sighs and nods."Really?" asked Aurora. "Why is that?""You aren't planning to use the fuel on your world! You're planning to create a powerful weapon so vile and dangerous that you can't even use a drop of the fuel for ANY of your worlds! You're planning to create A WEAPON TO GET PROMETHEUS TO BE WITH YOU!!!"Aurora blushes. "EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU!?!?""Yeah! And with a press of this button... We can destroy the RESPECT you oh so wanted!" smiled Jedan. "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!!"Lord doesn't say anything."Goddamn it, Lord. I checked Wikipedia and eveything," said Jedan."Oh, right... AND MAKE IT-!!!""No. No, you ruined it.""Do I say anything?" asked Fred. "I'm the closest thing to a cat here.""You're a dog," said Gerard."Yeah. But I can't be Meowth so I can be... Barkth?""No..." said the others.*CRASH!!!*A bubble ring that Aurora formed around Happy's entire body crushes Happy completely as the USB drops down into the vent.Athena sobs. "HAPPY!!!"Lord transforms into his rock armor state and catches his damaged body. "DUDE!!! HAPPY!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?"Jedan roars, makes his fists gigantic, and slams his fist into Aurora's face as Aurora uses a Bubble Bomb to throw him near the beam at the center of the area, where the Hell's Toilet Beam blasted toward the sky.Lord, crying, headbutts Aurora only for her bubble shield to block Lord's attack and create bubble spikes that stab Lord all over.Lord shakes in pain and bleeds from his stone skin. Aurora kicks him in the face as he is nearly thrown off the roof.Gerard had actually been running around her the whole time as he creates a tornado and prepares to decapitate her with his katana only for Aurora to backhand slap him as his neck breaks.Fred carries Happy away.Anna tries to get the drive with her string. Anna slowly pulls the string up and get the drive.*SPLAT!!!*"ANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" roared Miguel, Jedan, and Lord.Anna looks down to see three prongs poking out of her chest.Its Aurora's devilish trident, which she had stabbed into Anna's back and out of her chest.Miguel flies to Anna in his Aswang State and hugs her. "Dude! Wake up! C'mon!"Miguel's wings tick slowly, like a depressed metronome."ANNA!!!" sobbed Miguel. "ANNAAAAAAA!!!"Aurora sighs. "If you wanna do it..." Aurora stabs Miguel's back and begins dragging him away. "You gotta do it yourself... ANALOG, STYLE!!!" Aurora uses her bubbles to grab the giant syringe and prepares to inject his head, only for glowing blue energy to begin pulling the trident out of his skin. "What the-?""How dare you..." he growled. "THAT'S MY ANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" He immediately transforms into his Diwata State but is strangely much more powerful than ever, showing an angelic and divine aura. Miguel carries Anna to Fred. He teleports around and grabs his friends and gives all of them to Fred and Athena's clones. "Keep them safe. Cure them if you can... Please...""What the hell do ya think you're doin'!?" asked Fred."I'm gonna whoop Aurora's ass," said Miguel.