On a cold winter night in the US, a young boy walked to the grocery store, always checking his surroundings carefully. A serious expression on his face before he relaxed and let out a sigh.
Blake: 'Why did mom have to want some damn corona now?' I thought
'Why did people name it after the pandemic? Meh, it was probably here first fr'
He walked into the store, the familiar aisles giving him a sense of calm as he headed straight to the back of the store where liquor store was. He noded to the black officers and they noded back like the true homies they were. He went to get 7 packs of crowns. The cool air as the freezer door opened sent a chill down his spine as he muttered...
Blake: "Stupid ass freezer..."
He closed it a little harder than usual, earning himself a few glances from the local customers. Some already knew the young man's reaction to the cold as he was a regular, so they weren't particularly surprised, just stunned. He headed straight to the counter, which had no one in line.
Blake: "How lucky is he!" He thought to himself as he stood in front of the cashier named Cassandra. How did she know her name? She has it on her chest, which is a little big for her uniform. The first time I saw that woman, my teenage mind screamed ***Milf***! If only she was younger, I would have fucked her. Without a doubt.
Blake: Hey Milf!
Cassandra:"¡Hola Blake! Lucy y Mark están bebiendo mucho, ¿eh? Bueno, no dejes que te retenga, hombrecito. ¡Solo diles que la vieja Cass te manda saludos!"
At first I dead ass couldn't understand a single thing this woman was saying...But now that I have heard about it and brushed up on duolingo, I can understand spanish pretty well fr. She basically greeted me, than went to talk about my parents then she humbly sent me on my way knowing full well the danger of being out at night and she told me to say she said hi.
As i walked out of the store the cold hit me like a ton of wet bricks. I walked through thinking about my favorite Anime MHA before i sighed deeply...
Blake: 'I cant watch Season 7!! Not after the huge spoiler i was told!!' I thought
(Okay...Lets be real honest here readers. Did you like the ending? Comment please. I know i sure as hell didn't.)
Blake: "If i was there i wouldn't have let any of that shit happen like seriously! My OC is so overpowered! I would molly wop any and i mean *any* villain in the verse! FUCK ALL FOR ONE TOO! He shouted in his mind, his outs face visibly annoyed
He sighed and calmed down. He will admit, the rest of the series was pure gold. From the interactions to the plot to the waifus. What?Im a growing teen so all these thoughts are right up my alley!
I pulled up my headphones to play some MHA lofi music while i walk with my eyes closed to my house because it's kinda fun trying to rely on muscle memory.
Blake: "God...If you gave me my second life in that world...I would eternally be in gratitude."
As he was walking while whistling heroes from his MHA lofi playlist, he's unaware he's walking into heated traffic... A bright light shines into his eyes as he stops to gently rub them in curiosity and annoyance
Blake: Ouch what the...
Before he could even finish the sentence, Truck kun comes barreling Into him from the side sending him flying a few meters. His headphones knocked off his bleeding head still playing lofi...
What i felt in the next instantaneous moment was how cold it was. This wasn't normal or extreme cold...The is was equivalent to standing in Antarctica booty butt naked. I looked down to see i can't see no body no more. Man did i freak the fuck out.