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Chapter 2 - Bro am really Fine tho

Jalaza perked up in surprise as he saw a series of messages flashed through the holographic screen.

But he employed his famous life technique (keep calm no matter what) and regained his

wits and now calmly read the messages across the system board.

"But am fine tho so I guess no"; jalaza said before tapping the no option on the system board hoping he had made his choice that way.

Are you sure of your choice, remember you have only 1 hour left to live(y/n)

Another message was flashed across the system board.

"Wait a minute you said I had only thirty minutes before".... jalaza said in exasperation but got no response from the system.

Well fuck it something tells me you ain't gonna leave me until I say yes and I don't really care if you have some nefarious purpose like possessing me, or killing me I don't really care so okay yes.

Taofik said before he pretended to tap the yes button but quickly tapped no.....

...

Congratulation on making your choice welcome to the ultimate football system.

Initializing healing process

Commencing....

Ah ha I knew it taofik exclaimed which halted the procedures the system was undergoing.

I chose no bro how the hell did you startup I don't know what you are but if you need help you can just tell me, I would try my best to help you before selling you to the government for money.

Taofik said awaiting a response from the so called system.

Huh you are right host I do need help am not suppose to bond with you actually but I didn't

really read the file of my last host and don't know where he lives but if I go back now I won't be able to come out for another 200,000 years.

So I paid truck kun to set up an accident on some random footballer so I can say i thought that was him and bond with him to prevent going back but you dodged and my hr was coming so I panicked and bonded with you.

The system said the sadness in his voice evident as he explained his situation to jalaza.

Bullshit I would be a fool to believe you what really happened bro or am ignoring you and taking you to the government.

Taofik immediately responded before picking up a strange looking device and looking at it with disdain.

Fuck who are you how did you know I was this stone and was lying are you an official sent to capture me or something.

How won't I know you are lying bro i am called the number one genius not for my technicality but for my IQ. Of course i know you have been lying to me since you started talking to me,How stupid so you think I am ultimate system my ass.

Taofik said before dusting his self up and continuing his journey home before asking the Stone a question again.

"But lets be real I won't take you to no government or any shit just be level with me and I would try my best to help you, why are you here?."

Taofik asked the stone awaiting for a response as he pulled out his phone feom his back and dialled a number in it.

Yeah fine I wish I could tell you but I can't really do that all what I can say is that am a system who has lost his host and needs another one to avoid death so please just accept me and I promise I would do anything possible to make you the best.....

"Yes mom am on my way home, yes I got the contract and yes I didn't suffer any injuries.

Okay mom see you soon."

"Yeah what were you saying bro?."

"Really bro that speech took long to come up with you know;... and you were chatting with your mom? why will you tell me to talk when you know you are just gonna straight up ignore me and make a phone call."

"Bro am sorry man I had to call her now bro or she would be really worried she said I should call her as soon as I leave the place and this is not soon and we all know its badluck to disobey your mum so yeah."

Jalaza said while twisting his hair and laughing sheepishly as the stone gave him what he thought looked like the stink eye.

"Well I sure ain't saying all that again so just drop me down and let me look for a new host since you don't want to bond with me."

The stone said the frustration in his voice evident as he spoke to jalaza.

"Okay goodbye now"

Jalaza said as he placed the stone on the sidewalk and was about to continue 9n his journey.

"Wait wait please.... huh you are the most annoying and uncaring prospective host I have ever encountered don't you feel any pity on a poor system like me, if I don't bond with you am 100%going to die so please."

"Huh fine...but why me tho I don't want to be forced to complete any task or die or train any extra man I don't like working too hard."

Taofik said as he went to pick up the stone from the ground again and continued walking.

Bro am not a fan of maschochism too I would just set your training plan to the cristiano level and we would ball on.

The system said in response.

"Okay bro do what you must "

Initializing system...