Nerd Jokes

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

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Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Born in a time of endless war, Ned Miller had no talent, no strength, and no prestigious lineage to rely on. In a world where the strongest warriors, skilled magicians, precise archers, and blessed priests lead the four remaining human nations, Ned was destined for a life of mediocrity — or so everyone believed. With beasts evolved beyond human comprehension constantly threatening their survival, Ned knew he couldn't follow the typical paths to power. Instead, he turned to the one resource overlooked by many: the market. Using his sharp mind, Ned delved into the world of trade, artifacts, and rare knowledge, seeking to master mana in its purest form and uncover secrets that could shift the balance of power. Follow Ned’s journey as he navigates a perilous game of manipulation, trade, and forbidden magic, trying to outwit both monsters and the elite. Will he become a new kind of hero in a world ruled by strength, or will his ambition lead him down a darker path?

Witty nerd gets transported to new world

Rael, a young nerd and otaku, never imagined he would one day be dragged into a fantasy world. When a summoning ritual performed by an orc tavern keeper, Carnelia, goes wrong, instead of summoning a strong, muscular being to help her, he appears: a thin, awkward human. With no combat or magical abilities, Rael seems like a complete failure for Carnelia's mission. Follow Rael as he uses unconventional methods to survive in this dangerous jungle.

Stanley Berkowitz is your average vertically challenged nerd with an abrasive attitude living in recluse from the outside world when his life inexplicably changes when a dimensionally displaced Succubus princess that looks eerily familiar fell through a portal and landed in his back yard. Advance chapters available on my Patreon at 'Streggaeworks'

The Campus Nerd is a Bully, Sounds clique? Yeah I guess so. A group of four handsome, drop dead gorgeous men, incredibly rich who's been making every students kneel in their front. In a story where the kings and the badboy meant to bully every weaks including the nerds. There is Arc Famorcan who never got threatened in their vast riches, in their good looks and power because she believed bullies should also experience bullying and nerd must do the bully. The nerd who did a little overstepped in the kings borders experience the bullying like in the stories and dramas but not today. She promised to herself she'll never stay still. She's done with the common beliefs that nerds deserves being treated low. But Grint Jang as a king who wanted to ruin this little tough girl life, suddenly burst out in her classroom one day claiming her as his wife. But this evil nerd never lost some tricks off her sleeve. Will their story lead into a fairy tail like love story? "I'm a king so learn to act like a peasant!" -Grint Jang "I'm a Devil so learn to act like an Angel or I'll drag you to hell" -Arc Famorcan A/N: I changed the description from the original version because I feel like improving it ;-)

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book. This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick ass harem of human and non-human hotties that can rock it in the sheets and destroy on the streets! This book series includes: ~No NTR! ~There is some Yuri. ~Huge harem of human and non-human women. ~Massive base building from a mansion to an entire kingdom. ~Huge battles on a scale rivaling the greatest fantasy novels ever written. ~Terryifying monsters and tense situations that add a heavy amount of horror. ~Tongue in cheek humor, toilet humor, and a healthy amount of Dad jokes. I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

just a nerd discovering about love dating and friendship.#Wholesome

A 16 year old nerd was turned into a vampire one day, and he begins a new era on the earth a new reign of horror begins in the new vampire era. The boy in this reign of terror falls in love with the person who turned him.

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

A nerd from 21st century reborn in 1900s as illetimate prince of Hyderabad, who later created an Indian Empire in foreign land. Expect around 4-5 chapter/week

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

Xavier is known for his Casanova like face, though his true self is a nerd who likes to play games. His character is challenged when the delinquents notice him, somehow he fits to their group. Can he keep up this delinquent character?

Jessica, a young teenage girl growing up with the love of her parents and Best friend. not really a nerd but a nerd in some ways. jess is not a friend to her bestie's girlfriend Vinnie. when they breakup, Vinnie does everything possible to get him back to the extent she was ready to hurt whoever was in her way. Jess and paxton (her bestie) falls in love making Vinnie enraged. what will be the outcome of this?, find out in this teenage series

"Better to have and not need than to need and not have." Sky Ishiyama is a nerd with Photographic Memory who after the bumps and turns in his life, turned to be a Doomsday Prepper. The story takes place in our world where our MC was diving through the Dark Web just for fun and discovered something that could only be found in books, movies, novels, manga, anime, or games. Zombies, Walkers, Freaks, Infected, Biters, or whatever you may call them. They're fucking real. Ever wondered what you could do in a zombie apocalypse where you actually know what you're doing? Actually surviving properly while preventing stupid deaths? Doing what is right and necessary? Or better yet, actually doing what you shout in the monitor when you're watching a film? Our MC is coupled with the knowledge of not just fighting z's but actually surviving by securing his home, finding allies, scavenging for supplies, building a community and so much more. If you could, kindly like the tags I've put up and it would be huge, huge help for me, thanks in advance! Also, a comment, a review, or even a vote of a single power stone would help me out a lot! Thanks again! Disclaimer: All of the names and places mentioned in this novel are fictional and any relation to people IRL is purely coincidental. Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/3JstDAV (It's just something I created for fun and random chatting with people that want to discuss more about zombie things and other random stuff. It's created on 16/07/20 so it's fairly new and nothing much is in there lol Anyway, everyone is free to drop by and spend a few minutes to pass the time.) My Discord: Sky2316#9623

Ena Haru has been labelled as an ugly nerd and loner in school by everyone, yet what they don't know is that he's a host at night. He does his best trying to hide his true identity from everyone to live his somewhat peaceful school life. However things are changing when some of his classmates caught glimpses of his true face.

An incident occurs in the world, turning nerds, geeks, and otakus into the elite.

You have heard that the weak, quiet kid can be dangerous, but do you believe it? When Dante's father suddenly moves them to NYC he already knew it won't be easy after living in a small countryside all his life. He isn't exaggerating because Dante Martinez has always been a weakling. He never defends himself. He is a nerd who rambles a lot about science when he is nervous and the unlucky him has a half sight which means he needs his glasses to even see well making him the perfect target for his bullies. Rumors of aliens trying to invade the world turns into a new sensation but many people thought it was all a lie. But when Dante uses a perfume he found in a waste bin and accidentally awakens his superpowers, he realizes the rumor is true. If he doesn't use his power, the whole human existence will be wiped off by aliens. He is officially the 12th member of Strikeforce [Strikeforce XII] Can the weak nerd be the hero that will save the world or will he be too weak to even last in the Strikeforce? “Akiro Nakamura, Kara Johnson, Liam O’Connor, Rajesh Patel, Mei-Ling Zhang, Sofia Volkov, Isaac Evans, Elena Castillo, Amir Al-Farouq, Talia Hunter, Ethan Ramirez…” [Warning! Unrecognized energy detected.] [Warning! Power overload is imminent.] [Adapting to new parameters…] [Abilities unlocked: Fire, Water, Electricity.] [Dante Martinez: Power Awakened.] [Strikeforce XII are READY] “Welcome to Strikeforce XII” “Mission 12: Earth’s Last Hope - Save the World”

Um incidente ocorre no mundo e transformando os nerds, os geeks e os otakus na elite

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Liu Feng wanted to be a cultivator who defied the heavens, surpassed all limits, and had jade-skinned beauties clamoring around him. He wanted to fight anyone who got in his way, and shatter the arrogance of those young masters! Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I'm stuck here. Jade-like beauties? No thanks, I have an awesome magical energy to study. Young masters? Life and death battles? No, I would rather read some books on cultivation, and master some techniques that clearly don't obey the laws of physics. There is a junior who has trash talent but suddenly started advancing by leaps and bounds. And he seems to be favored by the heavens themselves? Yeah, that has nothing to do with me.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

"mum always said that boys were distraction are being in a relationship with them was double the distraction." I remembered once what my mum had said about my cousin and how a boy ruined her life. I have a crush but I can't tell mum or else she'll lash at me. He's the school's sports player and many girls are after him especially Tessy and by the looks of it, I don't think my dreams of being with him will come through anytime soon. . . . Annabel Mason a sweet, kind girl whose's a nerd and also owns a diary has a crush on Jordan, a handsome guy who is also the school's sports player and all the girls are after him and her goal that year was to make him hers. Jayden Collins, a student from Royal High was sent as an exchange student. He's handsome, good in both sports and academics. Oh? seems there's a twist in the story. Annabel Mason? Jayden Collins? A dorky nerd? Sport's Player and Academic guru? Things are about to get interesting once Jayden offers to help her with her goal? Note: Joshua Mason and Ariana Watson's story is going to continue in this book.

An ordinary nerd dies in an earthquake and awakens in Warhammer 40k After serving humanity for 40 millennia The Pioneer of Humanity makes his sacrifice and accept his end. I thought that was it. Again. That was not. Again.  (I am terrible at synopsis so here we go!)

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread