Ding!
> System Prompt
"New Encounter Detected: Corrupted Forest Wolves (Threat Level: C). Objective: Survive or Eliminate the Pack. Rewards: ???"
"Ahhggr!" The wolf leader growled, its fangs glinting menacingly as it lunged for me. It's pack— of about six other wolves—spread out, attempting to flank my sides and back. Clever little mutts, too bad they underestimated my height. Being short has its perks when dodging snarling wolves.
It's day two of my "resource scouting adventure," and let me tell you—it's not going great. I mean, sure, I found something, but it's not leather or crafting materials; it's a whole pack of red-eyed wolves trying to make me their breakfast. I sprinted out of the way as two wolves dove past me, only to collide with each other.
"Nice teamwork there!" I shouted sarcastically while clutching my stick-that-I'm-calling-a-sword, where's my crudely made sword you ask? Hidden by the fucking Imps, that's what!
Those darn Imps! I'll seriously grill those little shits alive later (´･_･`)
As I danced around the muddy clearing like a deranged ballerina, I had to admit something weird about these wolves: those glowing red eyes. These guys aren't like normal monsters—well, not that I'm normal either but you see, back at camp, Scarface and the others are monsters too, but they can talk, think, and occasionally have existential crises. These wolves? Full beast mode. Controlled. Possessed, even.
"Why do they look like they've been binge-watching horror movies?" I muttered, swatting away a lunging wolf with the stick. It snarled and tumbled into a puddle. "Seriously, you all need a nap! Or a therapist."
The wolf leader, twice as big as the others and looking like it just crawled out of a dark fantasy novel, circled me, snarling low. My instincts screamed: this guy's the boss.
> System Prompt
"Sub-Objective Unlocked: Defeat the Corrupted Wolf Leader. Special Reward: ???"
"Oh, now you pop-up?!" I yelled at the sky. "Where's my special quest for not dying to squirrels yesterday, huh? System favoritism!" This is injustice, injustice I tell you! I waited for so long for a pop up but the system just forgot about it (╥﹏╥)
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Narrative Pause for Reflection(cuz why not?)
There are a lot of things I don't know about this reincarnated monster gig, but two questions bugged me as I ducked another wolf attack:
1. Why do these beasts have glowing red eyes like someone cast "Evil Aura" on them?
2. Why did the mysterious guy-who-reincarnated-me drop me into a world where I'm the smallest, cutest, and apparently a hunted monster?
If this is part of some grand destiny plotline, Future Me can figure it out. Present Me has to fight angry dogs first
"ψ(｀∇´)ψ
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The wolf leader pounced with a growl that said "I've had enough of you", and I dove forward just in time to whack it across the face. I swear I heard a cartoonish bonk sound as it stumbled back, dazed.
"Ha! That's what you get for thinking I'm snack-sized!" I said triumphantly. But my celebration was short-lived—two more wolves charged me simultaneously.
I skidded through the mud, using my stick to vault over one while the other smacked face-first into a tree. (Plus points for nature.) "You're all terrible at teamwork!"
The boss wolf shook itself off and locked onto me again. Its red eyes glowed brighter. Oh, great. I just made it mad. I really should learn to keep my mouth shut (‾.‾")
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Quick Strategy Session with Myself:
Me: "Alright, we can't beat them by brute force."
Also Me: "Yeah, no kidding, I'm a child holding a stick."
Me Again: "So let's get creative and out-smart these dogs."
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Looking around, I spotted my saving grace—a nearby thorn bush the size of a small house. Perfect.
"Come on, you overgrown mutts! Bet you can't catch me!" I taunted, waving my arms and darting toward the thorns. The pack took the bait, snarling as they chased me in a straight line. The wolf leader led the charge, its blood-red eyes fixated on me.
The trick with thorn bushes is knowing when to stop running. I dove to the side at the last second, sliding through the mud on my belly like an Olympic luge champion.
The wolves? Not so lucky.
CRASH! WHACK! YIPE YIPE YIPE.
The entire pack, including the boss, barreled headfirst into the thorny mass. A series of whines and growls erupted from the bush as branches snapped and fur flew.
"Nature: 1. Rabid Dogs: 0," I said, brushing myself off and grinning like a someone who'd just pulled off the world's greatest prank, which if you look really closely, is true
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
> System Prompt
"Corrupted Wolf Pack Defeated.
Special Reward Unlocked: Wolf Leader's Pelt (Rare Material)."
I blinked at the notification. "Wait, seriously? That worked?! I mean—of course it worked! All according to plan!"
Hahaha...(•-•;)
The boss wolf crawled out of the bush, looking worse for wear, but it was down. One more bonk with my stick and the glowing red in its eyes faded as it collapsed. Finally, peace. So you just gotta kill your problem to feel at peace huh? Just kidding, don't do that, to whoever is reading this (҂⌣_⌣)
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Victory Dance (Optional):
Picture a muddy little ogre spinning in circles, holding a stick like it's Excalibur. That's me.
"I am victorious!" I shouted, striking a heroic pose. "Let the legends sing of the mighty ogre who defeated the rabid dogs!" "ψ(｀∇´)ψ
A bird somewhere in the trees squawked. I'll take that as applause.
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With the wolves defeated and the boss wolf's pelt acquired, I sat down to catch my breath. The System finally seemed satisfied, giving me a rare material—one that, hopefully, I could turn into something useful for the village. Leather armor? A cozy winter coat? A rug to impress visitors?
Future Me can figure that out. For now, I looked at my map (newly made but still terrible) and scribbled "Wolf Zone" on the southeast part of the forest.
"Day two complete," I muttered, exhausted but proud. "Tomorrow… we head west. If I see more squirrels or wolves, I'm retiring."
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Back at camp
> System Prompt:
"Rest well, brave little ogre. Tomorrow holds new challenges. Stay vigilant."
"…Or snacks," I mumbled, curling up next to my precious wolf pelt.