The three daughters of the Fanny's; Opula, Kate and Eva were having a feel of the night, chattering and disturbing the entire mansion with their vulgar attitudes.
They gathered at the executive, gold-plated dining table where Salsa and Ella supervised the maidens serve them spirits, wines and roasted prawn for their pleasure; with the passion and dedication the maidens attended to them, I perceived this was their ritual and their own way of catching fun while at home.
They ate and drank into the night as they ironed out marital issues they were meant to be discrete.
"Can someone offer me the solution to my husband's poor libido?" Opula intoned and poured wine.
The other sisters laughed haphazardly and struggled to choke back laugh too.
"You are just impossible eldest sister," Kate sounded through chuckling tone as she crunched her prawn. "Tell us how often he has disappointed you, because if we could remember you prided he was the strongest man in bed." She shot a confirmatory stare at Eva who in return shook her auburn hair in agreement.
"Yeah", supported Eva with a nod. She was dishing herself a plateful. "You said he had the biggest dick and lasted like eternity in bed…."
Opula interrupted, "I was only bluffing trust me ladies," she shook her head emphatically. "I only wanted to paint him as the best husband. But right now I am tired and sex-starved."
"Sex-starved?" Both Eva and Kate exclaimed at once as they stared at each other in shock, their diamond bracelets and necklaces clattering each time they shook their bodies.
"It can't be possible," affirmed Eva, "What were you doing during those nights you disturbed the entire mansion with your moan? Were you singing or faking orgasm, uh?"
They burst into another laughter, as their voices echoed across the villa.
Opula blew a puff of smoke, "No, come on, I will explain, "Opula said yet further and gestured at them to calm down, "It has been two years since we got married and I am yet to hit orgasm yet alone enjoy a lasting sex."
"What the hell!" exclaimed Kate, blinking anxiously at Opula, "But I gave you a secret right," she said calmly.
Eva shrugged, "And what is the damn secret?" she queried inquisitively "We are all learning. I love learning secret," she said hilariously, and they burst into radical laughter.
She winked, and dragged a brief smile across her red face, "Nothing much", she said struggling, "I told her to always put up a cash prize whenever they are about to have sex. I believe that would trigger Ken's poor libido…"
Eva interrupted, "Cash prize! Oh my gush! This is the first time I am hearing cash prize to be a good libido enhancer?" The sisters burst into a noisy laughter,
Before Opula said, "Yeah, I actually tried that but I was disappointed as usual…."
Kate interjected through mouthful of prawn, "It can't be true, girls. It all depends on the cash you put up. No man will be promised a whooping cash prize to last in bed and he will flop. I believe cash to be a good motivator."
Eva added jocularly, "Yeah, poor libido motivator for Ken," they burst out laughing before she said yet again. Now much did you stake for sex?"
Opula squeezed her tiny lips as she stared thoughtfully in the space "Alright," Opula said, grinning, "I put up five hundred thousand dollars if only he could last for one hour and thirty minutes…"
Kate interrupted harshly, "Damn! Five hundred is just too small to enhance your husband's libido. You caused it girl. Your husband is damn bad in bed. He needs huge money to bring that dick back to life…"
Eva shook her head in support, "Yeah, I am with Kate on this one. Your husband, especially, loves money and I believe that is his antidote…."
Opula quarreled, "Hell no, my husband is not the only guilty one here. Our husbands love money. That is the reason they married us in the first place."
Eva argued at the top of her voice, "I refute you on that my husband married me for love…?
Kate interrupted them with huge laugh. "Come on, we need to heal Ken's poor libido. That is the issue at hand. We don't want our sister to cheat on him," she smiled and cast a stare at Opula,
"Now listen up, sis, I want you to increase the cash prize to one million dollars, I bet you, Ken will bury himself on your body till the end of time…".
Opula rebuked her, shaking her head, No! No! No! No! That is not possible. I am not increasing it more than five hundred. Can you listen to yourself? Father gives me a monthly stipend of one million dollars and I am giving him fifty percent of that and you are insisting I increase it to a million. In the first place I am not supposed to give him money to satisfy me in bed. That is his responsibility." Her voice almost snapped in rage.
"Calm down, sis," said Kate, "We don't want you to pick offense.We are only suggesting you increase the sum because the only language your husband's dick understands is money…?
They all burst out laughing. "No, for real," suggested Eva, "We are just concerned sisters who want the best for their sister. Besides my husband is the best dick that had ever happened to me.
Kate added, "Same with mine." She pointed at Opula, "And we want your husband to be like ours. Trust me if only you can increase it to a million dollars, Ken will never rise from you….?
I interrupted them when I opened the door to my chamber and started making to the pool to have a cold wash. The sun had set and it was damn scorching now.
"Wow!" exclaimed Kate, "Our brother's contract wife has a nice fat ass. What do you think?"
They stared at me as my buttocks rolled in the bikini.
"Is the poor vegetable seller a virgin? Opula asked, rolling veracious eyes at my body and winking enviously.
"I don't think so," said Eva, "Poor street girls in Rio Hondo are not virgins. "Why don't we ask our brother!" she sounded hilariously.
They burst into a radical laugh, choked on it and disturbed the entire mansion.