✧༺♥༻∞ SIDE STORY: TAXX TALES ∞༺♥༻✧
[How to Accidentally Join the Triad While Looking Extra Fine](๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ
Location: TAXX ✨
Time: Peak Chaos Hours 🌙
Current Drip Level: Astronomical 👑
[Current VIP Status](づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
"And that's why," I explained to my captive audience of five, "dating in Shanghai is exactly like gacha gaming—you never know what rarity you'll pull!"
『Fan Club Status』
Girl #1: (｡♥‿♥｡) "Are you really a K-pop idol?"
Girl #2: (✧ω✧) "I heard he's a C-drama star!"
Girl #3: (◕‿◕✿) "My cousin said he's actually—"
[Eugene's Brain Activity]
(◍•ᴗ•◍) ♡ ✧*.
ALERT!ALERT!PRETTY GIRL SPOTTED!
INITIATING CHAOS PROTOCOL!
Me: "Ladies, please excuse me while I go make the worst decision of my life~" ✌️
『Brain』: DON'T YOU DARE (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
『Me』: Watch this~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
[Approaching Target]
➜ Distance: 10m
➜ Swagger Level: Maximum
➜ Brain Cells: Departing
➜ Charm: ACTIVATED ⭐️
"You know what's crazy?" *slides in with idol-level grace* "Usually I'm the best-dressed person in any room (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵) but you're making me look like I shop at H&M~"
『Critical Hit!』
Snake Lady: *raises perfectly sculpted eyebrow* "..."
Me: (internally screaming) (≧◡≦) ♡
[Warning Signs Spotted]‼️
• Snake tattoo: ✓ (sexy!)
• Murderous aura: ✓ (even sexier!)
• Armed guards: ✓ (fashion-forward!)
• Red flags: COLLECTING THEM ALL!
"Little Ming," she called out, ❀(*´▽`*)❀ "isn't this the one from OMNI?"
[PANIC MODE ACTIVATED]
∑(ﾟДﾟ;） OH NO
｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡ NOT GOOD
(└ ﾟдﾟ)┌ ABORT MISSION
『Flashback Time!』✨
Remember that time in Taipei when I was:
☆ Secret idol doing research
☆ Underground producer
☆ Chaebol heir in hiding
ALL IN ONE NIGHT! (◕‿◕✿)
"Big Sister," Little Ming smiled sweetly, "this is the one who started a fanclub war at Ah-Hua's birthday~ ♪( ´▽｀)"
[Eugene's Defense Mode]
"In my defense," *activates ultimate charm* "the choreography was excellent and only three people cried! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧"
『Snake Lady's Interest Level』
▂▅▇█▓▒░('ω')░▒▓█▇▅▂
"Tell me," she leaned closer, "do you always cause this much trouble?"
[Eugene.exe has stopped working]
"Oh no," *flashing idol smile v.2.0* "usually I cause much more! This is me being restrained~ (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ"
『Achievement Unlocked』🏆
• Task Failed Successfully ✨
• Accidental Triad Recruitment GET! 🌟
• Lin Yu's Future Reaction: PRICELESS 💫
(Lin Yu, when you read this in your government reports - and we both know you will (¬‿¬) - please note that my hair looked amazing the entire time! ✌️)
.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡(❁´◡`❁)｡.｡:+*
[Sudden Difficulty Spike]∑(°△°|||)︴
Two very large gentlemen appeared behind Snake Lady
(ʘ﹏ʘ) This is fine! Everything's fine!
『Current Situation』
➜ Survival Rate: Dropping faster than my grades in Taiwan
➜ Exit Routes: Blocked
➜ Charm Points: MAXIMUM REQUIRED
"You caused a lot of trouble in Taipei," Snake Lady's smile turned dangerous (｀∀´)Ψ
[Emergency Response Options]
① Run (blocked)
② Fight (lol no)
③ Talk faster ✓
④ Accept death
"Trouble? Me? (｡♥‿♥｡) I prefer to call it 'creative market disruption'! Speaking of markets—"
『Brain:** SHUT UP
『Mouth:** Watch this~
"—I happen to have some very interesting ideas about moving certain... magical sleeping powders (⊙_⊙)?between special locations!"
[Interest Level]↑↑↑
Snake Lady: "Oh?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Large Men: *crack knuckles less threateningly*
『Quick Time Event』
"Think about it! (★^O^★) I'm:
☆ Already great at playing different roles
☆ Have experience crossing borders
☆ Look absolutely innocent
☆ Plus I speak perfect Taiwanese!"
[Business Proposal Time]
Me: "And! AND! I could help move your special magic zombie powder—"
『Achievement Unlocked』
✧ Task Failed Successfully... Again!
✧ Joined Underground Business Network
✧ Survival Rate: Somehow Improved?
Snake Lady: "Interesting... (¬‿¬) Welcome to the family."
[Status Update]
• Accidentally joined crime family ✓
• Looked fantastic while doing it ✓
• Created new career opportunities ✓
• Will definitely regret this later ✓✓✓
(Lin Yu, when you read this intelligence report - don't worry, it's all hypothetical! Probably! ♡(◡‿◡✿))
.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡(❁´◡`❁)｡.｡:+*