Chapter 10
2 nights later after Leo came home from the hospital she decided to go out to a bar with Morgan and Carmen. As they were talking and having a couple drinks listening to the thumping music blasting throughout the bar, Carmen suddenly came up with a stupid idea.
" Hey you know what would be fun?! Dancing around this bar like drunken idiots!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed as she slammed her hand on the table.
" I'm going to pass, Carmen, but you and Leo can do that if you want!", Morgan intoxicatedly said.
" Excuse me but what the hell makes you think I'm going to do that?!", Leo intoxicatedly exclaimed as she stared at her best friend.
" I don't know Leo! Don't look at me like that!", Morgan intoxicatedly exclaimed.
" Voy a golpearte en la cabeza Morgan!", Kemdan hissed when he showed up before thumping Morgan on the head.
" Ow, Kem?! What was that for?!", Morgan intoxicatedly screamed as she rubbed her head.
" That was for not telling me that Leo had a new boyfriend! ¿Cuál diablos es tu problema Morgan?!", Kemdan hissed at his friend.
" Ok Kemdan, I'm not quite sure what you're talking about! How did you know about that?!", Morgan intoxicatedly asked as she stared at him.
" I found out after Leo kicked me out of her hospital room! She was kissing some tall, lanky dude! Care to explain that?!", Kemdan hissed.
" What?! You're in another relationship Leo?!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed.
" Yeah, I am!", Leo intoxicatedly exclaimed.
" Explain Morgan! Quién es él?!", Kemdan hissed with his arms crossed in front of his chest.
" His name's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper! He's a physicist in the same field as Leo with an IQ of 187! He's a genius like her!", Morgan intoxicatedly shot back.
" This guy's a doctor too?!", Kemdan hissed.
" Yes I just said that Kem!", Morgan intoxicatedly shot back. They went back and forth at each other until Carmen intoxicatedly interjected, " Ok you know what, let's just forget about this controversy and let's just dance!" She began to dance around like an idiot with no conscience. The song playing was a mashup of Havana by Camila Cabello which was crossed with Knew Better/Forever Boy by Ariana Grande.
" I'm not doing that!", Morgan intoxicatedly exclaimed as she threw her hands up. Kemdan just stood there rolling his eyes.
" Come on Leo! Let's dance!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed as she yanked on her friend's arm pulling her toward her.
" Carmen this is ridiculous! What if my boyfriend shows up and sees me doing this?! He's gonna be mad!", Leo intoxicatedly exclaimed as she felt herself moving in time with the music.
" Aw come on Leo, we're just having fun!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed as she continued to dance.
" Carmen you don't know anything about Dr. Cooper, okay?! All you know is that me and him are dating! The point is, we shouldn't be doing this!", Leo intoxicatedly exclaimed.
" I beg to differ!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed as she suddenly took off her shirt revealing her sport's bra. As she twerked around the bar in her jeans showing off her skin Morgan, Kemdan and Leo dropped their mouths open.
" Carmen Werda Owosski, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!", Leo intoxicatedly shouted.
" I'm showing some skin Leo! What of it?!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed as she laughed.
" Carmen put your shirt back on! People are staring at us!", Leo intoxicatedly screamed as she noticed the strange looks that they were receiving from other bar patrons.
" Come on this is fun! Join me!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed as she continued twerking around.
" Carmen I'm not taking my shirt off! My boyfriend will get pissed off at me if he sees me doing that!", Leo intoxicatedly shot back.
" Come on Leo! Your boyfriend is not even here, he won't even know a thing about this!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed.
" Carmen I'm not doing it!", Leo intoxicatedly screamed.
" Please?!", Carmen intoxicatedly begged her friend.
" Ugh, fine, I'll do it Carmen but this one's on you if I get in trouble!", Leo intoxicatedly screamed as she took one last sip of her drink before she set it down on the table.
" I can't believe I'm doing this!", Leo intoxicatedly hissed as she took her shirt off and the two drunk women were then both seen twerking around like idiots showing off their skin as if they were strippers in a strip club.
" See?! Fun, right?!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed with a laugh.
" I so hate you right now, Carmen!", Leo intoxicatedly exclaimed with a laugh.
" Oh come on lighten up Leo! This is a great night to have some fun! We haven't seen you that much since you moved out here!", Carmen intoxicatedly exclaimed.
" Yeah well that's because… oh shit it's my boyfriend, Carmen get under the table now!", Leo intoxicatedly hissed under her breath when she spotted Sheldon walking in. She shoved her friend down to the floor under a table before ducking her head as well.
" Leo, where are you?!", Sheldon asked as he searched for her.
" Ow! You almost punctured my spleen Leo!", Carmen hissed.
" Carmen just shut up! My boyfriend's here looking for me!", Leo hissed in a hushed tone.
" That's Sheldon?!", Carmen hissed.
" Yes it is, now just shut up and look for your shirt! I'm going to look for mine before he catches me shirtless!", Leo hissed as she began to search for her shirt.
" Right!", Carmen hissed as she started searching for hers. As the two women began crawling on their hands and knees under tables searching for their shirts Leo found hers when she crawled out but before she could grab it Sheldon grabbed it first and held it in his hands as he stared down at his girlfriend with an unhappy expression on his face.
" Oh, h-hi Sheldon!", Leo stuttered as she stared up at her boyfriend.
" Hello Leo.", Sheldon said as he raised his eyebrows and crossed his arms in front of him.
" I bet you're wondering why my shirt is off, right?", Leo nervously asked.
" Indeed I am, Dr. Fordyce. Why?!", Sheldon asked.
" Ok before you say anything about this Dr. Cooper, this wasn't my fault! My friend Carmen sucked me into it!", Leo interjected as she pointed at Carmen.
" Is this an excuse Leo?!", Sheldon asked with a bit of anger in his voice.
" No Sheldon it isn't!", Leo shot back.
" Hey! What a rude way to rat me out Leo!", Carmen shot back as she stood up holding her shirt in her hand.
" What was I supposed to say Carmen, this was your fault! You were the one that tore your shirt off in the first place begging me to do it with you! I told you this was all on you if I got in trouble! I am in trouble right?!", Leo interjected at Carmen before she turned back to Sheldon asking him that last part.
" What do you think?!", Sheldon asked his girlfriend as he narrowed his eyes at her.
" Yes, I am.", Leo admitted as she hung her head in shame.
" Of course you are. Let's go home.", Sheldon said as he nodded his head and handed Leo her shirt back.
" Bye you guys.", Leo said as she put her shirt back on before Sheldon led her out the door. Morgan and Kemdan just stared at Carmen.
" What?!", Carmen asked.
" You know you're going to have to apologize to Leo for getting her in trouble with her boyfriend Carmen.", Morgan said.
" Yeah, Eso no es cool!", Kemdan said.
" Just shut it Kem!", Carmen hissed as the three of them left the bar after Carmen put her shirt back on.
Apartment 2A
" Dr. Leo Alejandra Fordyce I am very disappointed in your behavior tonight! That was very unacceptable!", Sheldon scolded as he shut the door behind them.
" I know, I shouldn't have let my friend talk me into that! I guess I just had one too many drinks tonight and wasn't thinking clearly! Are you going to break up with me over this?!", Leo asked.
" No, but you are going to receive a punishment to ensure that this behavior does not persist in the future.", Sheldon said.
" Ok, well, what is it?", Leo asked.
" Get over my knee.", Sheldon said as he sat down on his girlfriend's couch and patted his thighs. Leo walked over to him and did so spreading out on her stomach.
" Are you ready for your punishment?", Sheldon asked.
" I guess but what are you going to do?", Leo asked. Sheldon said nothing and gave her the answer to her question by delivering a hard smack to her backside with his hand.
" Ow! Oh my god!", Leo exclaimed with a laugh.
" Excuse me Leo but this is a punishment. You're not supposed to be enjoying this.", Sheldon said as he smacked her again.
" Ow! Why are you spanking me?!", Leo shrieked.
" Because you behaved inappropriately with your friends tonight.", Sheldon said as he continued his hard smacks to her backside.
" Ow, stop! That hurts!", Leo cried out.
" I will stop when I feel you have served your punishment.", Sheldon said. After about 25 to 30 smacks he stopped.
" Alright that should be enough. You may sit up now.", Sheldon said.
" That hurt!", Leo cried out as she tried to sit up.
" Oh you're fine, I didn't spank you that hard.", Sheldon said. Leo whimpered in pain as Sheldon gently pressed her head against his shoulder. As her head laid against the soft fabric of her boyfriend's windbreaker she took in the scent of his clothing. He smelled of fabric softner and talcum powder.
" Do you still love me even though I did that?", Leo asked with a sniffle.
" Of course I still love you. Why on Earth would you think I don't?", Sheldon asked.
" I don't know, because I broke a rule in the Relationship Agreement.", Leo said.
" Oh well that seems overly harsh. Leo nothing you do will ever make me stop loving you.", Sheldon said.
" Good to know.", Leo said with a yawn.
" Are you tired? You want me to put you to bed?", Sheldon asked as he looked at his girlfriend.
" Yeah, I want to go to bed.", Leo said.
" Alright, well go brush your teeth and put your pajamas on and I'll be right back.", Sheldon said as he stood up from the couch and walked toward the door.
" Ok.", Leo said as Sheldon walked out. She then went into the bathroom to brush her teeth before going into her room to get ready for bed. She put on a blue Batman t-shirt and a pair of gray cotton shorts before walking back out to sit on the couch. When Sheldon came back carrying his shoulder bag over his shoulder he then looked at his girlfriend sitting on the couch.
" Where did you get that shirt?", Sheldon asked.
" My brother Garrett, he let me have it when I moved out.", Leo said.
" Well I must say this looks rather captivating.", Sheldon said as he set his bag down on the floor next to the couch.
" Thanks. What's that for?", Leo asked as she looked at Sheldon's bag.
" Oh, I hope you don't mind me spending the night on your couch.", Sheldon said as he reached into his bag and took out a Tylenol bottle. He took out two pills, walked into the kitchen, grabbed a glass of water and walked back over to Leo.
" Oh you don't have to do that Sheldon and what is the Tylenol for?", Leo asked.
" Nonsense. This is so you don't wake up with a massive headache in the morning, here take it.", Sheldon said as he handed the items out to her.
" Thanks.", Leo said as she popped the pills into her mouth and swallowed them with the water. Once the glass was empty Sheldon took it from her and placed it into the sink before he walked back to her.
" Now that's settled, let's get you to bed.", Sheldon said as he scooped Leo up from the couch and carried her into her bedroom. As he tucked her into her bed she asked, " Why does my bed smell so good?"
" Oh, I've taken the liberty of washing your sheets and bedspread earlier today while you were at work. I've also spread talcum powder all over it to make your bed more comfortable.", Sheldon said.
" It smells like you, thank you Sheldon.", Leo said with a smile.
" My pleasure Leo. Comfortable?", Sheldon asked. Leo hummed as she nodded her head.
" Wonderful, good night Leo.", Sheldon said.
" Good night Sheldon.", Leo said as she snuggled into the covers. Then before Sheldon walked out he kissed her and said, " I love you."
" I love you too.", Leo said before she drifted off to sleep. Sheldon walked out after shutting the light off and put on his pajamas before falling asleep on the couch. But in the middle of the night a whisper jolted Leo out of a dead sleep.
" Leo, estás dormido?"
" Kemdan Ryan Castle, what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?! How did you even get in here?!", Leo hissed in a whisper when she saw a faint silhouette of her Latino friend standing at the foot of her bed.
" I climbed in through the window and hid in your closet. I wanted to make sure you were ok.", Kemdan whispered.
" Yeah I'm fine Kem, now get out before my boyfriend sees you and has you arrested for breaking and entering into my apartment!", Leo hissed in a whisper.
" Espera, tu novio está aquí?!", Kemdan whispered.
" Yes he's out in my living room sleeping on my couch! Now get out Kemdan!", Leo hissed in a whisper.
" Alright alright, are you sure you're ok?!", Kemdan whispered as he quietly walked back over to the window.
" Yes Kem, I'm fine, now get out before my boyfriend sees you! You and your entire family are gonna get deported back to Mexico if you get caught! Breaking and entering is a serious criminal offense!", Leo hissed in a whisper back at her friend. She glanced at the door too to make sure that Sheldon didn't hear her.
" Ok lo entiendo lo entiendo! Are you absolutely sure you're ok?!", Kemdan whispered.
" Castle get out!", Leo hissed in a whisper.
" Alright I'm going! Buenas noches Leo and Buenas noches a tu novio, el Dr. Cooper también!", Kemdan whispered as he quietly opened the window squeezing himself out through it.
" Whatever, just shut up Kemdan!", Leo hissed in a whisper as Kemdan quietly shut the window. But as she fell back asleep Kemdan popped his head back in and whispered, " señoras de Camptown cantar esta canción, doo-dah doo-dah! pista de carreras de Camptown cinco millas largo, oh da doo-dah dia! todos!" as if he was singing.
" Kemdan Castle, if you don't shut up and go away right now, I'm going to thump you on your melon-shaped head!", Leo hissed in a whisper back at her friend.
" Ok I'm going I'm going!", Kemdan whispered as he finally left. Leo finally fell back asleep as well.
The next morning Leo woke up to the smell of breakfast. Sheldon was in the kitchen making french toast because it was French Toast day.
" Good morning Sheldon.", Leo said as she scratched the back of her head.
" Oh good morning Leo. I made french toast for breakfast.", Sheldon said as he held up a plate of french toast.
" Sounds good.", Leo said as she sat down on the couch.
" So, did anything interesting happen last night? You know, more along the lines of an interesting conversation?", Sheldon asked his girlfriend as he walked over to the couch carrying the french toast.
" You heard me and my friend Kemdan last night?", Leo asked as Sheldon handed her some french toast.
" Kemdan and I and yes I did.", Sheldon corrected as he sat down next to Leo.
" Well if you heard us why didn't you do anything?", Leo asked as she started eating her french toast.
" Because if I had done something you probably would have been mad at me. So I decided not to intervene.", Sheldon said as he ate his french toast.
" You're actually going to let this slide?!", Leo asked in complete shock as she stared at her boyfriend.
" Yes.", Sheldon said as he finished eating.
" There's a catch, isn't there?", Leo asked narrowing her eyes before she finished eating.
" Of course there is.", Sheldon said as he picked up both plates and carried them into the kitchen.
" Damn it I knew it was too good to be true! What is it?", Leo asked.
" You take a nap this afternoon.", Sheldon said.
" Rats!", Leo hissed under her breath.
Penny's apartment
" Holy crap on a cracker! Your friend was hiding in your closet last night?!", Penny asked in complete shock.
" Yeah Penny, it scared the crap out of me! I was just sleeping and then all of a sudden I heard someone whispering to me in Spanish so I went like " Kemdan Ryan Castle, what the hell are you doing in my bedroom?! How did you even get in here?!" ", Leo exclaimed.
" Your friend's name is Kemdan?", Amy asked.
" Yes Amy, he's my Latino friend who moved here with his family from Mexico when we were kids.", Leo said.
" Wow that's just creepy! I'd be really freaked out Leo!", Amy exclaimed.
" Yeah I was because I didn't know what Sheldon was going to think! He was spending the night out on my couch in my living room!", Leo exclaimed.
" Did Sheldon ever hear you two?", Bernadette asked.
" Yeah he did but surprisingly he didn't intervene. There's a catch to that though.", Leo said.
" Of course there is because he's, well, Sheldon!", Penny exclaimed.
" Exactly!", Leo exclaimed.
" What's the catch?", Amy asked.
" He's making me take a nap to make up for it.", Leo said.
" That's it? That's all he told you?", Penny asked.
" Yeah pretty much.", Leo said as she nodded her head.
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" And speaking of Sheldon, there he is now.", Leo said as she walked over to the door. She opened the door and asked, " Did you come to get me?"
" Yes, I did.", Sheldon said.
" Later bitches.", Leo said over her shoulder as she walked out with Sheldon.
" Bye Leo.", Penny, Amy and Bernadette said.
Apartment 2A
" So what did you come to get me for?", Leo asked as her and Sheldon entered her apartment.
" Don't you remember what I said this morning Leo?", Sheldon asked.
" That I have to take a nap to keep my friend out of trouble?", Leo asked as she bit her lip.
" Exactly.", Sheldon said.
" It's noon already? I didn't think that much time passed.", Leo said.
" Yeah, well you know what they say, time flies when you're having fun.", Sheldon said.
" Ok, yeah, I get it.", Leo said.
" Good. It's nap time.", Sheldon said as he took his girlfriend by the hand and walked her to her bedroom.
" I don't want to take a nap Sheldon.", Leo protested as Sheldon tucked her into her bed.
" Well I'm sorry but that is not an option. I told you it's either this or your friend Kemdan gets it.", Sheldon said.
" Well it's not my fault he came in last night.", Leo stated.
" I know, that was on him for ruining part of your REM cycle.", Sheldon said.
" You really think making me take a nap is going to resolve this issue?", Leo asked.
" Yes, now stop stalling. Go to sleep.", Sheldon said.
" Ok. I love you.", Leo said.
" I love you too.", Sheldon said. The two of them shared a kiss before Leo fell asleep. Sheldon locked Leo's bedroom window too before he walked out of the room.
" Estoy de vuelta Leo."
" What are you?! A ninja, Kemdan?!", Leo hissed in a whisper.
" No, I'm just your friend.", Kemdan whispered.
" Why are you stalking me?! That's already two criminal offenses you've committed within the last 24 hours, the first being breaking and entering into my apartment!", Leo hissed in a whisper.
" I'm not stalking you Leo. De qué diablos estás hablando?", Kemdan whispered.
" You know what I'm talking about Kem! Get out!", Leo hissed in a whisper.
" What are you doing Leo?", Kemdan whispered.
" I'm taking a nap thanks to you! You wouldn't stop talking to me last night so my boyfriend told me to take a nap! I'm doing this to keep you from getting arrested!", Leo hissed in a whisper.
" What fresh hell is this?!", Sheldon exclaimed as he walked back in.
" He did it again Sheldon! Kemdan came back into my room to start another conversation!", Leo exclaimed as she pointed at Kemdan.
" What the hell are you doing back here bothering my girlfriend?! Get out!", Sheldon scolded Kemdan.
" Solo estaba hablando con ella!", Kemdan stated.
" Yeah well I don't appreciate that right now! She's taking a nap because I told her to! Now please get out Kemdan and if you do this again I will call the authorities! Please don't give me a reason to hate you because I don't wish to have Leo hate me!", Sheldon scolded.
" Ok I get it, I overstepped my boundaries. I'm sorry.", Kemdan said as he stood there fidgeting his hands.
" Um gee you think Kemdan?! What part of ' I have a boyfriend' don't you get?! You heard me say to Carmen last night that Dr. Cooper is my boyfriend!", Leo interjected.
" Sí, sé que Leo, no soy un idiota!", Kemdan interjected back.
" Please get out Kemdan Ryan Castle!", Leo hissed.
" Yes, please! Get out!", Sheldon commanded as he pointed at the door.
" Ok and again I'm very sorry Leo, mostly to you Sheldon.", Kemdan said as he walked out of the room and left the apartment.
" Finally, some peace and quiet!", Leo huffed as she fell back on her bed.
" Indeed, now go back to sleep.", Sheldon said. Leo nodded her head before falling back asleep.
Living room
Ring ring ring!
" Hello?", Sheldon answered.
" Hi Shelly.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Mom? Why are you calling me?", Sheldon asked.
" Oh no reason except to tell you that I'm coming to visit you. Where are you?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" I'm at my girlfriend's apartment.", Sheldon said.
" Ok, well, I guess that's the Lord's way of telling me that I should go there to find you. I'll be there in a few hours.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Well alright, I shall see you then. Goodbye.", Sheldon said.
" Bye Shelly.", Mrs. Cooper said before hanging up. After she landed in Pasadena she called a cab but because Leonard forgot to tell her that Sheldon and Amy weren't together anymore she assumed that they were still together. She ended up at Amy's apartment.
Apartment 314
" Mrs. Cooper?", Amy asked as she opened the door.
" Yes, hi Amy. Is my son Sheldon here? He told me he was at his girlfriend's apartment.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" At his girl… oh! Leonard must have forgotten to tell you that Sheldon and I aren't together anymore. Sheldon's got a new girlfriend now.", Amy said.
" Oh, well, for Heaven's sake where is he?!", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" Apartment 2A, the same building that his and Leonard's apartment is at.", Amy said.
" Alright, well, then I guess I'll head there then. Do you know this woman Shelly's dating now?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" Yeah, she's a really nice pretty woman. You'll like her, hopefully a lot.", Amy said.
" Well I'll have to meet her to be able to determine that Amy. Lord only knows what this woman will be like.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Trust me, she'll surprise you in a way you've never imagined.", Amy said.
" Well thank you for that information. Bye Amy.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Bye Mrs. Cooper.", Amy said as she shut the door.
Apartment 2A
" Mom? Where have you been? I've been waiting for 30 minutes.", Sheldon asked as he opened the door.
" I ended up at Amy's apartment Shelly. Apparently Leonard forgot to tell me that you and Amy weren't in a relationship anymore.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Of course Amy and I aren't together anymore. We haven't been for at least 4 months now.", Sheldon said.
" Well I know that now Sheldon because Amy just told me you have a new girlfriend. Lord in Heaven who is this woman?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" Hi.", Leo said when she came out of her bedroom.
" You're my son's new girlfriend?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" Yeah, I am. I'm Dr. Leo Fordyce, it's nice to meet you Mrs. Cooper.", Leo said with a smile.
" Well Lord in Heaven, aren't you just precious?! I can see what Amy was talking about.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Isn't Leo just beautiful mom?", Sheldon asked.
" Beautiful?! Oh Shelly she's gorgeous! She's like an angel sent from Heaven!", Mrs. Cooper exclaimed.
" Thank you!", Leo exclaimed.
" So Leo what is it that you do?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" I'm a theoretical physicist.", Leo said.
" Just like my Sheldon?!", Mrs. Cooper asked in complete shock. Leo nodded her head.
" Oh thank the Lord my son found you!", Mrs. Cooper exclaimed clasping her hands together. Then she said, " I've been praying to this day that Shelly would one day find a nice smart girl to be with and it looks like the Lord finally answered my prayers. Where have you been this whole time?"
" Savannah, Georgia. I just moved out here several months ago after my fiance tragically died.", Leo said.
" Aw well I'm so terribly sorry about that. How did you lose your fiance?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" He was a Navy sargeant fighting overseas and he got blown up by a grenade. His name was Brady Brackman.", Leo said.
" Well God bless his wonderful soul. I'm sure he was a wonderful young man.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" He really was, that's one of the reasons why I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him. He was my high school sweetheart.", Leo said.
" Aw well that's really sweet.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" Yeah but he's not the only one that was attracted to me. My dorky little Latino friend Kemdan Castle was also in love with me and he still is to this day even though he now knows I'm with Sheldon.", Leo said.
" Really? Well what in Lord's creation makes you think that Leo?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" Because he came here two times within the last 24 hours, once in the middle of the night and today just a few hours ago. Both times I was asleep when he woke me up with his whispering voice.", Leo said.
" Well what was he doing here in the middle of the night?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" He wanted to make sure that I was ok because me and a couple of my girl friends went out to a bar last night to have a few drinks and Sheldon caught me with my shirt off after my friend Carmen stupidly talked me into taking it off twerking around the bar to some mashup song of Havana by Camila Cabello and Knew Better/Forever Boy by Ariana Grande.", Leo said.
" Well good Heavens that's just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Your friend Carmen sounds like a ditz!", Mrs. Cooper exclaimed placing her hands on her hips.
" Oh good Lord is she ever!", Sheldon stated rolling his eyes.
" How would you know that Sheldon? You just met her last night when you came to pick me up.", Leo stated as she stared at him.
" Well I didn't have to see what happened to know Leo. I'm a genius.", Sheldon stated.
" Shelly what have I told you about pointing out how smart you are to people?!", Mrs. Cooper scolded.
" They don't like it, my god mom!", Sheldon huffed in frustration.
" Exactly, don't you be chasing away this young woman or so help me Lord I will thump you like a melon.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" I can assure you that nothing he does will ever scare me off.", Leo said.
" Well Lord I hope so. So how did you two get together?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" Um, it's probably best if you didn't know.", Leo said.
" Now hold on wait a minute, we can't lie to my mother. We need to tell her.", Sheldon said.
" Ok.", Leo said.
" So, to answer your question mother, Leo and I ended up together when I developed feelings for her even though I was still with Amy.", Sheldon said.
" Sheldon Lee Cooper why would you commit a sin like that?! That's completely disrespectful and unfaithful!", Mrs. Cooper said in a raised voice.
" I know you're mad at me for that but just hear me out for a second. Amy was actually ok with it.", Sheldon said.
" What? That doesn't make any sense. How was she ok with you doing that to her?", Mrs. Cooper asked in confusion.
" She was a little hurt but she was mostly happy. She didn't really tell me what the reason was.", Sheldon said.
" Which is a funny thing because I never intended for this to happen in the first place. It was just supposed to be a friendly gesture but instead it evolved into a romance.", Leo said.
" And by that she means that she was just defending me against Leslie Winkle at work because Leslie said something insulting about me.", Sheldon said.
" So that's how this whole romance between the two of you started?", Mrs. Cooper asked.
" Yes.", Sheldon and Leo said.
" Well I guess that's not a total sin but please don't do that again Shelly or so help me Lord I will thump the Holy Bible over your head.", Mrs. Cooper said.
" I am certain that it won't ever happen again. Leo is the one and only woman that I really truly love.", Sheldon said.
" Well just keep that promise because no offense to Amy, I think you and Leo are a much better match together.", Mrs. Cooper said. The three of them continued to talk until Mrs. Cooper left.
3 days later Leo was in her office at Caltech working on her equations concentrating really hard on solving them. Music was playing on her phone plugged into a Music Bullet as well and the song was The Glamorous Louvre- Fergie vs Lorde (Mashup).
" Yes, I almost solved the equation! Score 1 for the genius brain of Dr. Leo Fordyce! But wait, was that supposed to be Gamma or Alpha?", Leo said to herself as she continued writing on her board. When she finally figured it out she put the cap back on her marker before she put it down.
" Oh yeah, I'm a genius! Now it's time for my lunch break!", Leo said to herself as she then shut her phone off before heading out of her office to the cafeteria. After she grabbed her tray of food she walked over to where her friends were sitting.
" Hi you guys.", Leo said with a smile as she sat down.
" Hi Leo.", Leonard, Howard, Raj, Sheldon and Amy said.
" So, any breakthroughs yet?", Leonard asked.
" Leonard I was going to ask that.", Sheldon said.
" Sheldon, does it really matter who asks that question?", Leonard asked his roommate/best friend as he rolled his eyes.
" Does it really mat… oh good Lord listen to yourself! You sound like a weenie!", Sheldon said.
" I do not.", Leonard denied.
" You continue to underestimate me my good man.", Sheldon said.
" Hey can we just knock it off please? There's no reason for us to start a controversy here.", Amy said.
" It's not a controversy Amy, it's just Leonard and Sheldon being complete douchebags.", Howard said.
" Howard zip it. You're not helping.", Leo said.
" Dr. Cooper!", a woman's voice exclaimed. It was grad student Dr. Ramona Nowitzki.
" Oh good grief!", Sheldon exclaimed as he slammed his head on the table.
" Here we go again!", Leonard huffed as he rolled his eyes.
" Seriously! What is it with this woman?!", Howard exclaimed.
" Yeah dude, why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?", Raj asked Sheldon.
" I've tried that already several times but it never worked Koothrappali!", Sheldon shot back at the astrophysicist.
" Oh, hello.", Ramona awkwardly said when she walked up to the table.
" I'm sorry, who are you?", Leo asked as she stared at her.
" Oh, I'm Dr. Ramona Nowitzki. I'm a grad student and I was at Dr. Cooper's physics lecture. I think he's just brilliant.", Ramona said.
" Okay, um, you know what guys I'm just going to go back to work now. I'll talk to you later.", Leo said as she politely got up from the table and walked out of the cafeteria. But moments after she returned to work Sheldon knocked on her office door.
Knock knock knock " Leo."
Knock knock knock " Leo."
Knock knock knock " Leo."
" Oh, hi Sheldon.", Leo said as she opened the door.
" Hello.", Sheldon said.
" What are you doing at my office?", Leo asked.
" I was wondering if I could hide out here for a little bit.", Sheldon said.
" That woman making you feel uncomfortable?", Leo asked as she stepped aside so that Sheldon could walk in.
" Yes, very much so.", Sheldon said as he entered.
" I don't blame you, she was making me feel uncomfortable too. That's why I came back to my office.", Leo said.
" Leo, I'm scared.", Sheldon said.
Ramona put her ear to the door so she could listen to the conversation. She apparently decided to find out where Sheldon went.
" Of what Sheldon?", Leo asked as she stared at her boyfriend.
" I'm afraid that I'm going to lose you because of Ramona. She tried to come in between Amy and I once and I'm afraid she will do it to you.", Sheldon said.
" Well let me tell you something, that won't happen.", Leo said.
" Really? Are you sure?", Sheldon asked as he stared at his girlfriend.
" Yes I'm sure. If she does try that with me, she's going to get decked in the face. Hard.", Leo said.
" You're amazing Leo.", Sheldon said with a smile.
" I know, come here.", Leo said with a smile as she pulled Sheldon in for a kiss.
" I love you.", Leo said.
" I love you too.", Sheldon said.
' Wait what?! Is this Fordyce woman his girlfriend?!', Ramona thought after she looked at the name on the door. It said:
Dr. Leo Alejandra Fordyce, Ph.D
Theoretical physics
' Oh this is an outrage! This woman has to go! Question is, how am I going to get rid of this woman?!', Ramona thought as she then walked away.
Oh great, Crazy Ramona's back and she wants to get rid of Leo! What do you think she's going to do?! Let me know in the comments. To be continued...
P.S. I'm sorry if this took a little bit for me to post this because I'm grieving right now. Heaven gained another one of my pets too soon and I'm sad about it but that's not going to end my writing. I will continue these stories because it's just what I love doing.