Chapter 13
Months later after Leo's recovery the gang appeared at the Pasadena Courthouse for Ramona's trial.
" All rise for the Honorable Judge Kimberly A. Watson.", the prosecutor said. Everyone in the courtroom rose to their feet as the judge entered the room.
" Thank you. You may be seated.", Judge Watson said as she sat down in her chair. Everyone seated themselves.
" Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, you are hereby accused of assault and battery and 1 count of attempted first-degree murder. Does the prosecution have anyone to call to the stand?", Judge Watson asked.
" Yes. The victim, Dr. Leo Alejandra Fordyce.", the prosecutor said.
' What?! How is Dr. Fordyce still alive?! I thought I incinerated her to ashes! This is an outrage!', Ramona thought as she her fists trembled with anger under the table. Leo rose from her seat and walked up to the front of the courtroom. The bailiff approached her with a book and said, " Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"
" I swear.", Leo said as she raised her hand before getting up on the stand. Leo's attorney stood up from her seat and walked up to Leo.
" Dr. Nowitzki assaulted you is that right?", Leo's attorney asked.
" Yes that's correct.", Leo said as she nodded her head.
" When exactly was that?", Leo's attorney asked.
" It was several months ago at a nightclub my friends and I went to. I was dancing on the dancefloor when Ramona suddenly dropped down on me from the skylight and started beating my face into the floor.", Leo said.
" Was there anyone there to help you that night?", Leo's attorney asked.
" Yes, my old childhood neighbor Officer Danny Leroy Metcalf. He screamed at her and took her down to the floor.", Leo said.
" He was the arresting officer right?", Leo's attorney asked.
" Yes.", Leo said as she nodded her head.
" And she also tried to murder you several weeks later?", Leo's attorney asked.
" Yes, she escaped from jail, broke into my apartment in the middle of the night and dragged me from my bed to a crematory warehouse while I was asleep.", Leo said.
" Objection! That can't be proved without a reasonable doubt!", Ramona's attorney interjected as he stood up from his seat.
" I'm telling the truth dumba**! Sit down and shut up!", Leo shouted at him as she stood up too.
" Order in the court! I will not allow these kind of outbursts in my courtroom! Now Mr. Haggerty and Dr. Fordyce please sit back down!", Judge Watson shouted as she slammed her gavel on the table forcing the two bickering adults to sit back down. The questions as well as the objections and harrassment continued through out the trial to the point where Sheldon began interjecting a few comments as well.
" Hey buddy, I would very much appreciate it if you would quit harrassing my girlfriend! She's already dealt with Verizon Wireless harrassing her so she doesn't need anyone else doing it and neither do we!", Sheldon shouted.
" Hey you shut your mouth jackweed! This ain't any of your business ok!", Ramona's attorney shouted.
" Excuse me?!", Leo shouted as she gasped at what he said to her boyfriend.
" That's Dr. Sheldon Cooper to you! I'm a world-renowned physicist with an IQ of 187! My intellect and knowledge will move the science community someday to which in turn I will receive a Nobel Prize, an achievement that you obviously don't have any acknowledgement of considering the fact that you are a rude, self-centered rat ba***rd!", Sheldon shouted. His friends gasped at what he said.
" Holy crap!", Raj exclaimed.
" What the frack?!", Howard exclaimed.
" Sheldon did you just seriously say that?!", Penny exclaimed as she stared at her friend.
" Penny you're sitting right next to me! What the hell do you think?!", Sheldon interjected.
" How dare you insult my boyfriend like that you cockamaimme son of a bi**h! You know what someone should really run you out of this courtroom right now because you are really starting to piss me off!", Leo shouted as she got up in the dude's face.
" Please get out of my face Dr. Fordyce!", Ramona's attorney shouted.
" No! I will not get out of your face! You insulted my boyfriend!", Leo shouted.
" Stop calling him that! I told you he's mine!", Ramona shouted as she shot up from her seat. Her handcuffed wrists slammed against the table.
" Shut your trap Ramona!", Leo shouted at her.
" Order in the court! I said order in the court! That's enough! Cease the bickering and sit down!", Judge Watson shouted as she once again slammed her gavel down on the table. Ramona and her attorney as well as Sheldon sat back down but Leo firmly stood her ground.
" You should really fire this guy because he is a complete douchebag!", Leo shouted as she angrily threw her finger at Ramona's attorney.
" Dr. Fordyce I am not going to say this again, sit back down or I'll have you arrested and thrown in jail for disorderly conduct! Do you understand what I'm saying to you?!", Judge Watson shouted.
" Yes your Honor.", Leo solumnly said as she sat back down.
2 hours later…
" Has the jury reached a verdict?", Judge Watson asked.
" We have your Honor. We find the defendant guilty of assault and battery and 1 count of attempted first-degree murder.", a juror said.
" Dr. Ramona Nowitzki you are hereby sentenced to life in prison without parole. Court adjourned.", Judge Watson said as she slammed her gavel down.
" Yes!", Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj, Penny, Amy, Bernadette, Stuart and Leo exclaimed.
" In your face you stupid bi**h!", Leo exclaimed as she busted out in a celebratory dance around the courtroom.
" Godd*mn it I hate you Dr. Fordyce!", Ramona shouted at Leo as she was being lead away.
Apartment 4A
" Victory!", Leo exclaimed as she held up her champaigne glass. The others cheered and did the same including Sheldon who rarely ever drinks alcohol. Morgan turned on the music and the song that came on was A Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley(JXL Radio Edit Remix).
" Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about Brisby!", Leo exclaimed as she laughed.
" Oh just shut the hell up and start dancing with me Fordyce!", Morgan exclaimed as she laughed.
" Oh you so got it bestie!", Leo laughed as the two best friends busted out dancing. Shelina, Kemdan, Megynn, Carmen, and Melissa just stared at each other before they busted out dancing too.
" THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!", Leo exclaimed.
" YEAH!!! GOOD RIDDENCE DR. NOWITZKI!!!!!", the others exclaimed.
" What the hell is going on here sis?!", Amanda exclaimed as her and the rest of the Fordyce family walked in.
" What do you think is going on here, Amanda?! It's a victory celebration!", Leo exclaimed as she shook her hips over to her sister.
" What are you talking about Leo?!", Kennedy exclaimed.
" You know that Dr. Nowitzki chick?! The one that tried to murder me?!", Leo exclaimed.
" Yeah what about her?!", Kennedy and Amanda exclaimed.
" She got put away for life without parole today!", Leo exclaimed.
" No way she did?!", Kennedy and Amanda exclaimed as they stared at their sister.
" Oh hell yeah she did which is why we're celebrating!", Leo exclaimed.
" Ahhhhhhhhh!", the three Fordyce girls screamed with excitement as they threw their arms around each other.
" Good Lord! Could you three women scream any louder?!", Sheldon shrieked as he shuttered from the ear-piercing screams of his girlfriend and her two sisters.
" Oh lighten up Sheldon! We just got rid of Dr. Nowitzki today!", Leo exclaimed as she laughed.
" All we did was get the bitch thrown in prison for the rest of her life! I don't consider that as 'getting rid of her'!", Sheldon stated as he stared at his girlfriend.
" Yeah well to me I do! Come here lover boy!", Leo exclaimed as she threw herself into Sheldon's arms and kissed him.
" Oooh, Dr. Whack-a-doodle's gonna get some!", Penny exclaimed.
" Penny shut up! Ahhhhhhh!", Sheldon interjected before letting out a scream as Leo suddenly jerked him toward her and started moving in time with the music.
" Leo what are you doing?! What kind of obnoxious social convention is this?!", Sheldon exclaimed as he stared at his girlfriend who was trying to dance with him.
" This is called me dancing with my boyfriend!", Leo laughed.
" I don't dance Dr. Fordyce!", Sheldon interjected.
" Sure you do Dr. Cooper, you just don't want to! Look you're doing it right now!", Leo laughed.
" That's because you're forcing me to! You have one hand on my shoulder and one hand on my waist!", Sheldon shot back.
" Oh come on Sheldon loosen up a little! I think I know how.", Leo said with smirk on her face as she started kissing him again slowly running her hands up and down his back. Normally this would have made Sheldon uncomfortable with someone else trying to do it but surprisingly this time with Leo it didn't. It actually started to turn him on. He surprisingly loved the fact that his girlfriend was touching him.
" D*mn you woman!", Sheldon exclaimed as he suddenly thrusted his body into hers kissing her back fiercely as the two of them really started getting into the music.
" YAY SHELDON!!!!", Penny, Amy, and Bernadette screamed with excitement before they busted out dancing. Leonard, Howard, Raj, and Stuart just busted out laughing completely stunned by what they were seeing. Mr. and Mrs. Fordyce started laughing as well. They loved seeing their youngest daughter Leo so happy with a very strange but a very caring intelligent man. Despite how strange and weird Sheldon was, he was the kind of guy that they actually pictured for her. Since meeting him they already considered him to be part of the family. The 5 other adult Fordyce children were starting to feel the same way too. It was clear to them that Sheldon really did care about their little sister and loved her very much. The dancing continued until a power surge ceased everything including the music. Leo tripped over someone's foot making the individual shriek in pain but Sheldon caught her before she hit the floor.
" Ok ow that hurt! Who's foot did I just trip over and what just happened?!", Leo hissed.
" Howard's foot and a power surge.", Leonard said.
" Oh sorry Howard.", Leo said.
" That's ok Leo.", Howard said.
" Stupid DTE Energy! Quit messing with the power conduit you idiots!", Leo hissed under her breath as she threw her head back.
" Leo that's very rude, don't say that.", Mrs. Fordyce said.
" Mom!", Leo interjected.
" It's my turn to pick a song now!", Kemdan said as he scrolled through the playlist on Morgan's phone.
" Ah aquí vamos, Bailamos!", Kemdan exclaimed as he pressed play. The song was Bailamos by Enrique Iglesias. Kemdan started busting out some Salsa dance moves as well as the Flamingo dance. He was doing this while staring at Leo raising his eyebrows every few seconds. He was still trying to flirt with her even though he knew that she was in a relationship with Sheldon.
" Oh good grief!", Megynn huffed.
" Oh fracking fudge piles!", Melissa hissed as she threw her head in her hands.
" Kemdan Ryan Castle, what are you doing you big dork?!", Morgan hissed at her friend.
" Estoy bailando Morgan ¿Qué crees que estoy haciendo?!", Kemdan shot back.
" Well watch where you're going with it paca la! Is this another stupid attempt to flirt with Leo?!", Morgan hissed.
" Yeah seriously Kem, is it?! Because if it is this is a whole new low for you!", Leo interjected.
" What? What's wrong with me trying to show off how I feel about you?", Kemdan asked as he continued to dance around Leo.
" What's wrong with that?! Dude I'm in a relationship with Sheldon! You don't make moves on another friend's girl!", Leo shot back at her Latino friend.
" Tonterías Leo!", Kemdan exclaimed as he suddenly spun her toward him, dipped her and kissed her on the lips right in front of the others including Sheldon. They gasped at this while Sheldon's fist trembled in anger.
" YOU ASSHOLE!", Leo angrily shouted as she shoved Kemdan away and slapped him across the face.
" AY!", Kemdan shrieked in pain as he rubbed his cheek in the area where his friend hit him.
" Oh Kemdan you are really in some deep sh*t now!", Morgan shouted.
" He is when I get my hands on him! Come here you low down punk you're going to get it for kissing my girlfriend!", Sheldon angrily shouted as he suddenly chased Kemdan out of the apartment and down the stairs.
" Ahhhhhhhhh! Somebody help me! Hay un hombre loco persiguiéndome!", Kemdan shrieked as he continued to run away from an angry Sheldon Cooper.
" I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested! Come back here Kemdan!", Sheldon shouted as he continued to chase him.
" And there's the bang.", Howard said.
" Yep Sheldon's definitely lost it.", Leonard said.
" Should we go get him before he really does something to Kemdan?", Raj asked.
" Nah let's just let him go nuts for a few minutes, he'll calm down eventually.", Leonard said.
" Well for your sake I hope you're right Leonard, otherwise, Dr. Whack-a-doodle's going to end up in jail and we're going to end up with a dead foreign friend!", Penny hissed.
" You know what, I'll go get them.", Kennedy said as she was about to walk out the door but was stopped by her father.
" Kennedy you will not get in between Sheldon and Kemdan, ok! This doesn't involve you it involves your sister Leo! Just let Sheldon and Kemdan work their issues out themselves!", Mr. Fordyce scolded.
" Oh this is rich! Two guys fighting over Leo!", Junior laughed as he immaturely slapped his hand across his thigh.
" They're not really fighting over me Junior! Kemdan's just being a pigheaded dork, like you!", Leo shot back at her brother.
" Oh please! Like I would ever act like that dorky muchacho Leo!", Junior stated with a laugh.
" You do it all the time Junior! Constantly!", Leo shot back.
" I do not!", Junior denied.
" Yes you do!", Leo spat.
" Alright, Leo, Junior, that's enough! Stop aggrivating each other!", Mrs. Fordyce scolded her youngest daughter and youngest son.
" He's the one that started it mom!", Leo blamed her brother.
" I don't care who started it! You two are grown adults with paying jobs!", Mrs. Fordyce scolded.
" Oh please! Who would want to hire this dork?!", Leo sarcastically said with a laugh as she pointed at her brother.
" I'm a swim instructor for little kids Leo!", Junior shot back at his sister.
" I know that I was just yanking your chain bro!", Leo laughed.
" Hey! That wasn't funny sis! I'm going to get you back for that when you least expect it!", Junior exclaimed.
" Yeah right!", Leo scoffed as she playfully backhanded her brother in the face. It was at this time that Kemdan was roughly shoved back into the apartment by Sheldon.
" Ay dios mio! Don't push me like that man!", Kemdan shrieked.
" You know what I told you to do! Do it!", Sheldon scolded as he stood there with his arms crossed in front of him.
" Alright!", Kemdan hissed. Then he turned to Leo and said, " Leo I'm very sorry. I shouldn't have kissed you like that."
" You shouldn't have kissed me at all to begin with Kemdan. What were you thinking?", Leo said in an angry tone.
" I don't know. I thought I'd just try one more time.", Kemdan said with a saddened look on his face.
" Look Kem, I get it you have a crush on me and I'm flattered really I am but I don't think you're grasping what I'm saying to you! I've told you countless times that I don't like you the way that you like me! Now I'm not saying that I don't like you period I'm just saying that I like you as a really close friend! You're one of my best friends Kemdan, why do you want to take a chance at risking the fate of our friendship on a relationship that may or may not work out?!", Leo said as she placed a hand on her friend's shoulder before walking away.
" Because you're unlike any other person I've ever met!", Kemdan interjected as he turned around to face her.
" Really? You mean that?", Leo asked as she walked up to him.
" Yes.", Kemdan said.
" Kemdan Ryan Castle that is the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.", Leo said.
" Well it's the truth.", Kemdan said.
" And it's words like this that make you who you are which is why we're best friends.", Leo said as she playfully pinched her friend's cheek giving him a soft genuine smile. She then walked over to Sheldon and said, " Now, you on the other hand are my better half. You are the perfect boyfriend and I love everything about you. There is nothing about you that I would ever want to change." She kissed him running her fingers through his hair.
" I feel the same way about you.", Sheldon said with a smile as he kissed her back gently caressing her head with his hands.
" Hey! Get a room would ya!", Stephen interjected as he watched his sister and her boyfriend kissing each other.
" Oh just shut it Stephen, if you had a girlfriend you'd be doing the same thing!", Leo shot back at her brother.
" D*mn it you get me with that everytime sis!", Stephen hissed.
" Stephen Nathaniel Fordyce you're such a dork sometimes!", Leo laughed as she playfully smacked her brother upside the head.
" Ok whatever you say Leo Alejandra Fordyce!", Stephen said with a smirk as he switched the song playing on the speakers connected to Morgan's phone. The song was Let It Whip by Dazz Band. Stephen first started to strut like an idiot and then he started to moonwalk like Michael Jackson causing his sister as well as the others to stare at him.
" That's Dr. Leo Alejandra Fordyce and really Stephen?! You're going to dance like that to Let It Whip by Dazz Band in front of my friends and my boyfriend?!", Leo laughed.
" Oh come on Leo! Don't you remember the 6 of us used to dance to this when we were younger?! I was 16, Garrett was 14, Junior was 12, Amanda was 10, Kennedy was 8 and you were 6?!", Stephen exclaimed.
" Yes I remember that but that was several years ago Stephen! We're adults now and I don't want to embarrass myself!", Leo laughed.
" Oh come on, please?! It will be just like old times! Let's bring that Fordyce sibling bonding moment back!", Stephen exclaimed. The other Fordyce siblings looked at each other for a moment and smiled.
" Fine, you win Stephen!", Leo laughed as she busted out dancing. Garrett, Junior, Amanda and Kennedy joined in with her.
" FORDYCE SIBLINGS FOREVER!", the 6 adult siblings shouted as they danced together. Mr. and Mrs. Fordyce just stood there laughing as they watched their 3 sons and 3 daughters dance with each other.
" We did good raising our kids Robert!", Mrs. Fordyce laughed as she looked at her husband.
" D*mn right we did Miranda!", Mr. Fordyce laughed as he looked at his wife.
" I love you!", Mrs. Fordyce said with a smile.
" I love you too!", Mr. Fordyce said as he smiled back. The married couple shared a kiss together before they started dancing together. Amanda grabbed her husband Donny and they started dancing together too.
" Oh good Lord here we go again! Ahhhhhh!", Sheldon shrieked as Leo grabbed him again and started dancing with him again. The others joined in as well completely unaware that Dr. Stormbender was still listening to everything being said through his wiretap.
" Yeah, just enjoy your stupid pathetic fun with your obnoxious family and friends as well as your precious boyfriend Leo Fordyce because it won't last long! I shall destroy you once and for all!", Dr. Stormbender evilly said to himself as an evil, sly smirk spread across his face.
Later that same night when everyone else went home, Penny and Leonard were sleeping in Leonard's room in his bed when they were suddenly woken up by noises coming from Sheldon's room. Penny recognized those noises as those of two people engaging in coitus.
" What the hell?! Is that Sheldon and Leo?!", Penny gasped as she stared at Leonard.
" Well if it's coming from Sheldon's room it probably is, Penny.", Leonard said as he sat up and put his glasses on. The two continued to listen to the noises and Penny exclaimed, " Holy crap on a cracker, they're doing it with each other Leonard!" as she elbowed Leonard in the chest.
" Oh for God sakes!", Leonard exclaimed as him and Penny got out of the bed and barged into Sheldon's room startling the two lovers.
" Ahhhhhh! Penny, Leonard, what are you doing in my room?! I did not give you permission to come in here!", Sheldon shrieked as he wrapped the bedspread around him and Leo.
" What are we doing?! We're not doing anything! Question is, what the hell are you two doing?!", Leonard interjected as he stared at his batcrap crazy roommate/best friend and his friend.
" What does it look like Sheldon and I are doing Leonard Hofstadter?! We're engaging in coitus!", Leo hissed.
" Who's initiating this?!", Penny exclaimed.
" We both are, Penny, now could you and Leonard please get out?! As I said, I did not give you permission to come in here!", Sheldon hissed.
" Oh just shut up Dr. Whack-a-doodle!", Penny hissed as she stormed out of the room back to Leonard's room leaving Leonard still standing in the doorway.
" What are you still doing here Leonard?! Get out!", Sheldon demanded.
" Come on, I was just asking questions.", Leonard said.
" Dr. Leonard Leaky Hofstadter, get out!", Leo shrieked at her experimental physicist friend.
" Ok I'll go! You don't need to bi**h at me Dr. Leo Alejandra Fordyce!", Leonard interjected at her as he left the room. But 5 minutes later as Sheldon and Leo continued making love to each other something very weird and creepy happened. A softball-sized robotic spider rigged with a camera that had a flash on it suddenly slipped into the room under the crack of the door, climbed up the foot of the bed and snapped a photo using the flash causing Leo to scream pulling away from Sheldon.
" What?! What's wrong?!", Sheldon shrieked as he looked at his girlfriend's terrified expression on her face.
" Sheldon there's something at the foot of your bed that just flashed right in my face!", Leo said in a frightened tone.
" What?!", Sheldon exclaimed.
" What the hell is going on now?! Why are you…oh!", Leonard shouted but then his face went white as a ghost when he saw the reason. Penny screamed and ran into the living room.
" Sheldon, Leo, get out of the bed slowly and come out here.", Leonard said in a low frightened voice.
" Why?! What is it Leonard?!", Leo frightenly asked as her and Sheldon slowly crawled out of the bed after they redressed themselves. She was about to look down at the floor but Leonard shrieked, " No! Don't look at the floor! Just focus on me and come out slowly!"
" Leonard this is completely preposterous!", Sheldon interjected.
" Sheldon shut it! Just get out here!", Leonard hissed. Sheldon and Leo sprinted out into the hallway and ran into the living room. Leonard slammed the bedroom door shut and joined them.
Howard and Bernadette's house
Ring ring ring ring ring ring!
" Hello?", Howard groggily asked as he answered the phone.
" Howard it's Leonard.", Leonard said.
" Leonard? What are you doing calling me in the middle of the night?", Howard groggily asked.
" I need you to come over to our apartment for a second.", Leonard said in a low tone.
" What? Why? Are you ok?", Howard groggily asked.
" I'll explain it in a minute, just get over here!", Leonard hissed in that same low tone. Howard could definitely tell that something was up and whatever it was it wasn't good.
" Alright sure whatever. I'll be over there in a few minutes.", Howard groggily said.
" Thanks Howard! Bye!", Leonard exclaimed quickly as he hung up.
" Howie what are you doing? Where are you going at this time of night?", Bernadette softly asked when she suddenly woke up.
" Leonard just called me and said he wants me to go over to the apartment for some strange reason. He didn't tell me why, but, I think something might be up.", Howard said as he threw on his shoes as well as some clothes.
" Alright, well, be careful. Don't do anything stupid.", Bernadette softly said before she started to fall asleep again. Howard kissed his wife before he left.
Apartment 4A
" Ok I'm here Leonard, what is it?", Howard asked as he walked in the door. The first thing he noticed was the look of terror on his friends' faces and also Penny cowering behind the couch.
" And why is Penny hiding behind the couch?", Howard asked.
" Because there is something weird and creepy in Sheldon's room and I don't want to see it!", Penny shrieked in terror.
" What?!", Howard exclaimed.
" Here I'll show you.", Leonard said as he slowly walked down the hallway to Sheldon's bedroom. Howard followed him as well as Sheldon and Leo. They were curious as to what Leonard and Penny had seen. Penny decided to continue hiding behind the couch. She was too scared to move.
" I'm telling you right now I'm going to be really terrified if this thing jumps out at me.", Leonard said in a frightened shaky voice as he slowly reached for the doorknob with a shaking hand. He slowly turned the knob and gently tapped the door open. The 4 of them looked in there but Howard said, " I don't see anything Leonard."
" Oh, well, here how about now?", Leonard said as he flipped the lightswitch on and when Howard looked down at the floor at the foot of Sheldon's bed that's when he saw it.
" Oh Jewish hell! That is the creepiest robotic spider I've ever seen in my entire life! I am so glad that Bernie is not here to see this!", Howard exclaimed with fear in his voice. The robot was just sitting there staring at him with beady red eyes.
" That's where that flash came from! Oh god!", Leo frightenly exclaimed.
" Do something Howard!", Sheldon shrieked in terror.
" Me?! What do you want me to do Sheldon?!", Howard shrieked as he stared at his friend.
" Get this creepy contraption out of my bedroom! Leo and I are not sleeping in here with that monstrosity running around!", Sheldon shrieked.
" I'm not touching that thing! I've seen far less scarier robots than this!", Howard shot back.
" What are you, a scaredy cat Howard Wolowitz?! Just get it out of here!", Leo shrieked.
" Yes please! Why do you think I called you over here in the first place?!", Leonard interjected.
" Fine, I'll do it! But if this thing explodes, this is all your fault!", Howard hissed. But the second he made one step toward the robot, red lasers began shooting out of its eyes at them.
" Son of a bitch, run!", Howard shrieked as he ran off and his friends followed him, screaming as well.
" Penny, get the door now!", Leonard shrieked as the 4 of them ran to the door. Penny wasted no time throwing the door open allowing Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Leo to run out the door. The second Penny saw the robot coming shooting its lasers she screamed and bolted out the door too after her friends. The 5 of them frantically ran outside to Leonard's car.
" Sh*t! Get in and shut the door you guys, here it comes!", Leonard screamed as he started the ignition and sped out of the parking lot as the robot gave chase still shooting its lasers at Leonard's car. During this, part of the song Do It Like This by the Black Eyed Peas began to play in the background.
" Where the hell are we going Leonard?!", Leo screamed.
" We're going to Amy's!", Leonard screamed.
" Seriously it's come to this?! Being chased by a creepy robot through the streets of Pasadena in the middle of the night?!", Penny screamed.
" Apparently so, Penny!", Howard screamed. The second he said that, a laser came shooting through the center of the back window and out through the windshield causing the 5 of them to scream as they ducked their heads out of the way.
" Ok this is ridiculous!", Leonard screamed as he suddenly slammed his foot on the gas, gunning his car.
" Oh good Lord!", Sheldon screamed as he began to hyperventilate.
" Leonard what the hell are you doing?!", Penny screamed.
" I'm trying to get us out of this crazy predicament Penny!", Leonard screamed.
" Leonard you're gonna get us arrested or killed!", Penny screamed.
" Well would you rather get killed by a crazy robot?! One that looks like a creepy spider with lasers shooting out of its eyes?!", Leonard screamed.
" No but I also don't want to get arrested or killed in a car crash!", Penny screamed.
" Penny would you stop screaming?!", Sheldon screamed.
" Shut it Dr. C this has nothing to do with you!", Penny screamed as another laser came shooting through the back window causing more screaming.
" You know what, I'm pretty d*mn sure that this ambush has my enemy written all over it, in fact…!", Leo screamed as she pulled her phone out and put her face up to the built in mic.
" IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS DR. DEVON STORMBENDER YOU"RE A DEAD MAN! YOU HEAR ME?! THIS MEANS WAR YOU DOUCHEBAG A**HOLE!", Leo screamed into the mic which almost blew out Dr. Stormbender's ear drums as he listened through his wiretap.
" OW! I"M GONNA KILL THAT BRAT!", Dr. Stormbender angrily hissed to himself as he ripped his headset off his head and increased the power on the lasers firing from his robotic spider, chasing Leonard's car.
" Why are you screaming into your phone Leo?!", Howard screamed.
" Because I'm pretty sure Dr. Stormbender's been listening to us! He's probably the one that built this crazy robo arachnid to attack us!", Leo screamed.
" What the hell is an arachnid?!", Penny screamed.
" It's another word for spider, Penny! Use your conscience!", Leo screamed. All of a sudden, lasers began rapidly firing through the windows causing the screaming to get louder.
" DO SOMETHING LEONARD HOFSTADTER! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!", Penny screamed as she shielded her face into the dashboard.
" Penny quit screaming at me!", Leonard screamed as he quickly parked his car, cut off the engine, and jumped out. His friends quickly followed him into Amy's apartment building as Dr. Stormbender's robo arachnid continued its rampage still firing its lasers.
Apartment 314
Bang bang bang! " AMY OPEN THE DOOR NOW!"
Amy crawled out of her bed and went to the front door only to see the terrified facial expressions of her friends on the other side.
" Penny?! You guys?! What are you doing at my apartment in the middle of the night?!", Amy groggily asked as she tried to adjust her eyes to the lighting in the hallway.
" Amy we don't have time for this just let us in now!", Leonard shrieked as the 5 of them shoved past Amy and Howard slammed the door shut before locking it. As rapid breathing began to rise Amy asked, " Ok you guys are really starting to freak me out! What is going on?!"
" My enemy made his first move on us! He created some freaky robotic arachnid to attack us in the middle of the night!", Leo screamed.
" What?! Are you talking about this Stormbender guy?!", Amy shrieked.
" Yes! Who the hell do you think I'm talking about Amy?! He just ran us out of Sheldon and Leonard's apartment with it shooting lasers at us!", Leo screamed. Just as she said that, they heard the sound of the firing lasers coming up the stairs outside Amy's apartment.
" Oh sh*t it's coming up the stairs! We're all gonna die!", Leo screamed in terror as she clung to Sheldon.
" So this is how it ends! As it would seem that fate has destined for us to die at the hands of some psychotic maniac and his monstrosity that he created!", Sheldon screamed in terror.
" Sheldon now's not the time for you to be a batcrap crazy nutcase!", Leonard screamed at his best friend.
" Leonard quit screaming! Any moment now that arachnid's gonna come in here and kill all of us!", Howard screamed.
" Not if I have anything to say or do about it!", Amy screamed as she grabbed her purse.
" Amy what the hell are you doing?!", Penny screamed.
" You'll see what I'm doing in a minute, bestie, now shut up!", Amy screamed as she stood by the front door off to the side. The second the robot came underneath the door, Amy swung her purse at it, striking it with such blunt force that it flattened it like a pancake. The firing lasers ceased completely.
" No! Some fool destroyed my godd*mn robot! Whoever did that is going to pay for this!", Dr. Stormbender hissed in anger as his video feed connection on his robotic arachnid was knocked out of commission. He slammed his fist on the desk before punching in a bunch of codes on his computer. He instantly created another arachnid, only this time, it was bigger than the first one.
" Yes, it's alive! IT'S ALIVE!", Dr. Stormbender evilly exclaimed with an evil laugh. Then he commanded, " Computer analyze the coordinates of the first arachnid!"
" Calculating coordinates!", the computer system said as it began to calculate the location of where the first arachnid was destroyed. When the calculations were completed the computer system said, " Coordinates analyzed, apartment 314!"
" Ha ha ha! Yes! Gotcha!", Dr. Stormbender evilly laughed as he programmed the coordinates of Amy's apartment into his second arachnid. He hit send and the arachnid began to move. It tunneled underneath the concrete floor making a tunnel through the underground dirt that eventually went up 90 degrees to the surface of the Earth's crust. As Dr. Stormbender watched his computer screen with an evil grin on his face he folded his hands behind his head and sat back.
" Did you destroy it Amy?!", Leo shrieked.
" Yes of course I destroyed it Leo!", Amy hissed.
" Good! Get rid of it!", Leo shrieked.
" I'll do it!", Howard shrieked as he pinched the end of one of the robotic arachnid's legs and picked it up. He carried it over to the window and chucked it out, but, before he turned away, he saw the second robo arachnid coming.
" Uh, guys, there's another one coming!", Howard screamed as he pointed out the window.
" Really?! I just destroyed the first one and now there's a second one?!", Amy shrieked as she squeezed her head in between her friends as they gathered around the window.
" Oh balls!", Penny screamed.
" This one's bigger than the first one!", Leo screamed. The song Message In A Bottle by The Police started to play in the background.
" Oh this gonna be bad!", Leonard shrieked as he inhaled his inhaler. He was almost about ready to have an asthma attack.
" Zip it Leonard, this isn't the time for that!", Leo screamed.
Outside
The feeling of worry started to set in as Bernadette came out looking for her husband Howard. She hadn't seen him since he left their house and began to worry that something was wrong. As she drove through the dark streets of Pasadena she suddenly spotted something that was very abnormal. She noticed that Leonard's car was sitting the parking lot of Amy's apartment complex and when she pulled around to the side of the building she saw this big robotic arachnid shooting lasers from its eyes going up to one of the windows on the 3rd floor. Bernadette parked her car between some bushes, grabbed a pair of binoculars, and looked up to see where this monstrosity was heading. She could see that it was heading straight for the window of Amy's apartment, right toward her terrified friends as well as her husband. Howard looked like he was trying to figure out what to do.
" Oh my god Howie!", Bernadette screamed as she threw down the binoculars in a panic.
Dun dun dun! Oh no, more trouble with Dr. Devon Stormbender! How do you think the gang will handle this second robo arachnid attack?! Will they destroy the second one or will the second one blast them out of existance?! Let me know in the comments. To be continued…
P. S. - I know this kind of thing really wouldn't happen but I thought I'd put it in the story anyway to give it more of a climax. Please don't be afraid to be honest and truthful about what you really think about this chapter. ** Important note**: It won't be like this the entire story.
Have a great day. :)