And a naughty boy was he.
He ran away to Scotland... The people there to see- Then he found That the ground Was as hard, That a yard Was as long, That a song Was as merry, That a cherry Was as red, That lead Was as weighty, That fourscore Was as eighty,That a door was as wooden As in England- So he stood in his shoes And he wondered, He wondered, He stood in his shoes, And he wondered.