In a realm only souls of the dead entering the reincarnation pool after safely being guided by the reaper, found themselves before being reincarnated. The divinity in charge of the pool and assigning what every soul became in the next life was Adonis.
Before him was a large screen, the images were moving fast and so where his hands as from his perspective, he saw them much more slower.
For a reason he couldn't tell, the souls were pouring in at a faster rate than he could keep up with.
Deciding to skip all measures and result to the button he mostly didn't want to press, always ending up addicted to it. Adonis placed a finger on the random assignment button.
After a few moments, the rate of souls entering the pool was reduced back to almost normal. Currently before him were two souls as he could view twice at a time. Staring at a soul for the first time for more than two seconds almost four. They seemed familiar as if he had sent them towards reincarnation moments ago.
Still, having no time to lose, his finger went to press on random assignment button and as he said, it'd become an addiction.
Just like that, the two were sent into reincarnation once again.
32 Unturber, 2030...
Moscow...
A Certain Alley...
*BUZZ
*BUZZ
Bzzztut and his wife Tzzzmon made their way through the stinky alleyways of Moscow, their destination being the sewers as they had to reach the Molrzzzkin Hospital quickly.
They had left their home for about an hour, since their favourite human lived quite away from the sewers.
Noticing his wife's breathing fading, Bzzztut had to make a quick decision. They were a new couple who had recently married and these were their first eggs. Still, Bzzztut wasn't up for losing his wife nor the eggs either of course.
"Tzzz, yuzz thinkz wez should ratherzz headz to granzz?" Bzzztut said to his wife, carrying her at his back.
"I donzz care, juzz gez it outz of me!" Tzzzmon, mustered each ounce of strength and yelled clearly agonized.
Making his decision, Bzzztut changed his direction heading towards the Ronavich's Eatery which was nearby.
Reaching behind the fairly large building, he made his way behind it where a bunch of trash cans were situated.
Approaching it, all the files noticed him and went into a buzzing celebration flying over to meet and welcome their big brother.
"Bzzz, ya back!" Most said in unison, flying all around him not noticing his situation, how would they after they were so little and dumb.
"Where's Granzz?!" Bzzztut yelled out, expecting one of his older siblings would be among the horde.
"Granzz isz here! Granzz isz here!!" One of his younger sisters, Izzztut flew above the rest and said, probably being the only one to notice his desperation. Eager to take her big brother to their grandmother who lived at the centre trashcan in her own tins— a milk tin preferably.
Making it in time with Tzzzmon, he still found himself hovering around the centre can, the anxiety of whether she would be able have a successful delivery or not haunting him non-stop.
After a few hours buzzed away, Granzz Hzzztut called him into the trash to tell him the good news. Tzzzmon had delivered safely and they would have to wait for a day to see their children. With his wife and eggs in a sardine can, Bzzztut named the eggs one by one with his wife.
Hours Later At Night...
"Yutina, how many times should I tell you to do this?!" Ronavich called out to one of his staff busily chopping up onions in the kitchen.
Quickly responding, she made her way towards the back door where he now stood, probably annoyed from his looks.
"Sir?" She said politely, her face down and innocent.
"How many times do I tell you to burn up these trash, we aren't paying those people to pick it up."
"Sir, I thought—"
"You thought nothing. Go grab the flame guns, I'll have to teach you probably." He said, ruffling his hair sighing afterwards.
"Yes Father." Yutina was off and back in a matter of minutes.
Checking the fuel bars of the gun, he gave it a test run. Seeing it was intact and perfect, he descended the staircase and made his way towards the trashcans.
Reaching, he pushed down the button which would have been a trigger for an actual gun, letting the flame loose.
"Muzztur, Umiktut—"
"Everizone runz for life! Savez za eggs!!" Bzzztut's naming ceremony was interrupted by a cry from the hootz, the fly which made announcements in every settlement.
Making his way out of the trashcan, he was met with the tip of the flame gun as before he could react, Bzzztut was nothing but ashes.
Prematurely breaking up out of their almost matured eggs due to the heat, their wings were undeveloped. Psstpop and Tsstpop, having the 'pop' surname because of their identical eggs compared to the others, found themselves roasting and burning up.
In no time, a plastic plate just on top of the can melted and had it's liquidated form drip and fall right on Tsstpop— killing him instantly.
Just then, the flames got intense finding its way into the can and lighting it up. Set aflame, Psstpop wiggled and buzzed as loudly as he could though barely audible. After what seemed like minutes, he was toast and goner already.
Still randomly assigning the souls entering the pool of reincarnation, saving time and strength for Adonis though, also increasing his level of laziness once more. The two souls appeared on the screen once again after almost days of sending them off.
Adonis paused this time round for an entire minute, just to stare at the two souls and go through the information on them only to find nothing quite. Though a little bit bothered by their reappearances, they weren't worth his attention and with a click on that button, the souls were luckily or unluckily sent off again towards reincarnation together.