Why is there peace in the world?
Why isn't every country waging war?
These are very simple questions.
But considering how easy it would be to get rich from plundering, it is an interesting question.
Not really.
That's because it's easy to kill anyone.
Absolutely anyone.
All you need is a gun and their location.
No one is bulletproof.
NO ONE.
Not the person wearing a t-shirt with 10 bucks in his bank account, and not the person inside an anti-tank bunker.
Just one bullet, in the right time and right place can kill anyone.
Hence there is somewhat peace.
On the outside that is.
Proxy wars are happening all the time.
If not Middle East then it's the soviet.
There will always be war.
But now it's waged in secret. You do not know who bought your guns, you only know that the people there believe in a different god. They eat different things. You only know they have a slightly darker skin color. Or that they are immigrants.
And so you must kill them using the gun that 'someone' bought for you.
Also, in other places. In 'civilized' places everyone is telling you that killing other people is heinous. That it is evil.
While they sign off on sending 1 trillion of whatever money to a gun manufacturer for 'security' reasons.
Anyways, they are not humans, they would've been killers. But now they know that they can also be killed. So they all stay in the shadows. They wage war very quietly.
The government no longer takes 70% of your crops. They just print more money. As a result, your food costs 70% more.
But in the Naruto verse, they are still in the open.
Hired killers call themselves Ninjas and preach about the will of fire.
In Naruto world, if you point at a ninja, you point at a potential killer.
Sure it was a 'children's cartoon'. But the message was there.
The world was weirdly realistic.
It was made based on real-world politics.
The tailed beasts were an allegory for nuclear bombs.
With several key differences.
Nuclear bombs have only one outcome.
Destruction.
Nothing else.
You could not break one nuclear bomb and have 1000 grenades.
It is an all-or-nothing weapon.
Not the tailed beasts.
....
Mamit was in his room looking blankly at his television. It is 2002.
He is 3 years old at the moment.
The MCU timeline will begin when he becomes 9.
If he wanted to join in, he has 6 years to prepare till shit hits the fan.
In that one year, Iron Man will be born, Thor will come and Banner will go on a rampage against Abomination.
He may not be able to become a superhero by then, but he could make some preparations.
He's not alone either.
He has counterparts.
If Namit could learn jutsus before then, he could use them. He needs access to chakra.
And Amit...
He can be a mental support or something.
He is just on a random beach.
Can't even tell if he is on an island. Useless.
At least he has the physical strength of a 20-year-old.
He and Namit are toddlers at the moment. If they somehow manage to share lifespan or age, then Amit would be extremely valuable because of that one ability alone.
He would not need to worry about being 9 years old. He could absorb/transfer the age from Amit and become older.
It would be like the Shazam situation.
He would be able to disguise himself perfectly.
You would not suspect a 9-year-old child as a buff teen vigilante unless you were an idiot. Those do happen sometimes.
Anyways, the only power system he has access to until Iron Man is born is his brain.
Lmao.
Yeah, that is a power system.
Every student is 'cultivating' using 'divine scripts' called 'Textbooks'.
At the end of every year, they partake in a 'Martial competition' that determines their future and current social standings.
The world is a cultivation novel.
Deal with it.
"Ohh honey, what makes you so happy on this sweet morning?"
Oh, he was laughing. He forgot to keep it in.
"Nothin mama, I just wanna laugh. Hi Hi Hi."
And a perfect smile, look at her getting all mushy looking.
Man, I am a pro at being a toddler.
But I suppose I should start to get a move on. I've been rambling on and planning about things to do without doing them.
Damn, procrastination. That disease followed me back here.
Gonna have to get rid of that habit if I want to survive.
"Mom, What do you do when you hold those?"
"Hmm? What?"
"You know mama, those things that do this" and he showed his hands moving up and down like he was folding something.
"Ohh, you mean books."
"Yes mama, what do you do with them?"
"I read them?"
"Read? What is that?"
And so his first step began. He has access to computers and advanced tech here. He needs access to them immediately.
Or as soon as reasonably possible. There are many geniuses here.
He just needs to show enough intelligence to be trusted with access to computers, he'll have access to everything he wants.
There is one unique field he is interested in though. Something that would give him access to untold power in both worlds.
Genetic engineering and cloning.
If only Namit hadn't been so stupid, he would've realized that he doesn't need physical strength.
Hmm, that's not true. He did realize that.
My bad.
He didn't plan to involve himself in that rat race, to begin with.
The only safe rat there is a hidden rat.
Even being a genin is not a safe job.
Sigh.....
Wait...we can work with that.
I see. I bet he already planned something similar, but not like this.
Hmm, I should tell him.
'Oi Dumbass you there?'
'What you fucktard?' [Namit]
'I just wanted to tell you you're stupid.'
'I know you asshole. I'm you after all. What else?' [Namit]
'You don't have to work alone. You can have allies.'
'I know. But I am a toddler you nincompoop.' [Namit]
'That's actually good for you. We already know someone there who is stupid enough to believe and trust Danzo, he should believe and trust you, a retarded toddler even more.'
'....ohh.
....
....
OHHHHHH. THAT WOULD TOTALLY WORK!!!!' [Namit]
'Took you long enough you retard.'
'Well, you're a retard too you asshole.' [Namit]
Meh, childish insults.
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Author: You guys want the baby reactions?
Like the beginning parts where a 30-year-old man acts like an immature stupid emotional teen in a toddler body?
It's always a drag to me for some reason. To see a grown man think and act like a baby.
All of them become impatient idiots for some reason.
Mushoku tensei did that once. I loved it. You loved it, we all loved it.
But does that mean that has to be in every isekai novel?
It's grating to me nowadays.
I was gonna skip it but couldn't resist. I need to show the prep time while also making sure that the timeline and power scaling match in a good manner. Wouldn't want a Madara-level fighter in the Chitauri battle.
Or a Hulkbuster rescuing kittens in a genin mission.
Feel free to comment and give ideas about things you would want to see in Naruto and Marvel universe.
Hope you have a good day.